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[Trojita]

May his suffering be fast and painless as possible.

The original in all its glory.

Also I totally messed up that title. Should have an apostrophe apparently. God doesn't have time for full words.

 

[ReplacementPelican]

I keep getting adverts for it on mobile Gaf.

 

[massoluk]

You are the chose one, Lionel.

Deliver unto us the promised land.

 

[studyguy]

Will this one also end in running over an atheist then not calling the police or an ambulance to help, instead choosing to pray for his soul?

 

[rrs]

Will this one also end in running over an atheist then not calling the police or an ambulance to help, instead choosing to pray for his soul?

this time, they make Christianity the official state religion and send all non-believers to FEMA camps

 

[Camwi]

He is risen.

 

[backflip10019]

 

[adj_noun]

How are they bumping the atheist off this time?

Drowning

Burning

Great white shark

Impaled on own petard

Fire ants in pants

Snails in entrails

Conveniently timed heart attack

Death by snoo snoo

Lightning bolt

Tornado

Devil just walks into frame and snatches soul Shang Tsung style

It's like the Marvel post credits scene. You know it's coming.

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

What's a more mustache-twirling line than: "I'm going to prove once and for all, that god is dead."

 

[jack_package_200]

Yeah, another hate film that preaches to the choir of white people who think they are a persecuted minority

I look forward to the Midnight Screening video

 

[Mechanized]

I actually saw an ad for this on CNN.


C-N-N.

 

[Dennis]

Take that, nihilist atheists!

 

[Aaron Strife]

Take that, nihilist atheists!

Yeah! Any day now Christians will be running this country!

 

[Erevador]

God is Not Dead, the film that showed the only way to change an atheist's mind is to give them a death sentence.

"Thou shalt not suffer an atheist to live" seems to be the film's mantra. Not exactly the best way to make your case, fundamentalists.

 

[blackjaw]

Where is Lionel, I want to ensure that he and his family have their tickets!

 

[kris.]

i'm glad that we're able to turn his 2 hours (this fucking movie is two hours long) of pain and suffering and i assume confusion into our own enjoyment. god bless you, lionel, and godspeed.

also it kinda tickles me that this is opening up against the witch hehe (at least it is on RT? i'm confused now)

 

[SchrodingerC]

Praise the Lionel, may he amuse us with reviews of horrible religious movies.

 

[- J - D -]

BvS came out last week though, silly.

 

[Finaj]

Can't wait for Midnight Screenings review of it.

 

[echoshifting]

Eagerly awaiting your review, Lionel

 

[jack_package_200]

Can't wait for Midnight Screenings review of it.

I can already feel Dave's anger

 

[Mrs. Manky]

Praise the Lionel, may he amuse us with reviews of horrible religious movies.

Pink flower dress woman dancing like she's still in the club.

 

[SigmasonicX]

By the way, the proper Cinema Snob review just came out (as opposed to Midnight Screenings), and it's pretty great. Plus, you get to actually see the insanity.

 

[Dan]

I assume this will be recreated, except the Bible ends up decapitating Ray Wise's character.

 

[unknownhero]

Will this one also end in running over an atheist then not calling the police or an ambulance to help, instead choosing to pray for his soul?

wait, that's how the last one ended? lol

 

[SigmasonicX]

wait, that's how the last one ended? lol

Yes, because they could tell from a glance that "it's too late", and decide to instead tell him he has one last chance to accept Jesus.

 

[adj_noun]

wait, that's how the last one ended? lol

They built up a Sorbo strawman then set him on fire at the end.

 

[jack_package_200]

Yes, because they could tell from a glance that "it's too late", and decide to instead tell him he has one last chance to accept Jesus.

The funny thing is he was already going to accept Christ before they fucking killed him.

 

[BronsonLee]

The funny thing is he was already going to accept Christ before they fucking killed him.

Jesus wanted to speed it along

 

[shem935]

I remember having to un-ironically see the first one with an Ex when it was released. Lionel's review made it so worth it.

 

[echoshifting]

Jesus wanted to speed it along

He couldn't wait to meet him!

 

[adj_noun]

He couldn't wait to meet him!

I guess that's why he sent a car.

 

[shem935]

I actually saw an ad for this on CNN.


C-N-N.

I've been seeing banner adds on gaf for at least a month for this movie.

 

[TruHero]

It's like one of those right-wing Christian emails made into a movie

 

[Speevy]

We call professor Radison to the stand.

*ray of light floats him into the courtroom*


"Place your hand on the Origin of Species"


"NEVER!"

*God barbecues the bailiff, trial commences*

 

[Not]

I'm more excited for his recap than an actual movie I'd be excited about

No pressure, LM

 

[adj_noun]

It's like one of those right-wing Christian emails made into a movie

It basically IS a retelling of the "atheist professor".

 

[callmedave]

Superman Vs Hercules 2.

 

[shem935]

Ha they also gave the other, evil, atheist, evolution believing, duck hunter hating, reporter lady terminal cancer. But it's okay. She got broken up with by her evil boyfriend and then got prayed around by the newsboys. She'll be fine.

 

[Not]

this time, they make Christianity the official state religion and send all non-believers to FEMA camps

I hope the third act involves multiple Christians in Buick Enclaves flooring it through the supermarket aisles at 90 mph, hoping to lethally "save" a few dozen atheists, thereby escalating the first film's ideas to their natural conclusion.

 

[ArgyleReptile]

God's is Not Dead 2: The Wrath of (Dean) Caine

I'm glad this series exist if only because it gave us that legendary review.

 

[XT Vengeance]

Lionel Mandrake is the hero GAF needs.

 

[mclem]

BvS came out last week though, silly.

I think that's proof that there is no god.

 

[Hypron]

It basically IS a retelling of the "atheist professor".

Say should just say fuck it and have the student remove their mask in the post credit scene and reveal they actually are Albert Einstein.

 

[Not]

I think that's proof that there is no god.

Shots fired

Spoiler

by Si Robertson

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Subscribed for the Drake..love the Drake!

 

[Toa TAK]

He's fasting in the wilderness right now.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Subscribed for the review. I think OP should link to his other review (didn't he review another movie too?) for new people.

 

[Not]

Subscribed for the review. I think OP should link to his other review (didn't he review another movie too?) for new people.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=106044974&postcount=184

Enjoy, everybody

 

[Dennis]

The funny thing is he was already going to accept Christ before they fucking killed him.

Damn, that is cold.