God is Not Dead 2 but Mandrake's battery is. pray for a charger GAF, pray hard.

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Will this one also end in running over an atheist then not calling the police or an ambulance to help, instead choosing to pray for his soul?
 
Will this one also end in running over an atheist then not calling the police or an ambulance to help, instead choosing to pray for his soul?

this time, they make Christianity the official state religion and send all non-believers to FEMA camps
 
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How are they bumping the atheist off this time?

Drowning

Burning

Great white shark

Impaled on own petard

Fire ants in pants

Snails in entrails

Conveniently timed heart attack

Death by snoo snoo

Lightning bolt

Tornado

Devil just walks into frame and snatches soul Shang Tsung style

It's like the Marvel post credits scene. You know it's coming.
 
Yeah, another hate film that preaches to the choir of white people who think they are a persecuted minority

I look forward to the Midnight Screening video
 
God is Not Dead, the film that showed the only way to change an atheist's mind is to give them a death sentence.

"Thou shalt not suffer an atheist to live" seems to be the film's mantra. Not exactly the best way to make your case, fundamentalists.
 
i'm glad that we're able to turn his 2 hours (this fucking movie is two hours long) of pain and suffering and i assume confusion into our own enjoyment. god bless you, lionel, and godspeed.

also it kinda tickles me that this is opening up against the witch hehe (at least it is on RT? i'm confused now)
 
I assume this will be recreated, except the Bible ends up decapitating Ray Wise's character.

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I remember having to un-ironically see the first one with an Ex when it was released. Lionel's review made it so worth it.
 
We call professor Radison to the stand.

*ray of light floats him into the courtroom*


"Place your hand on the Origin of Species"


"NEVER!"

*God barbecues the bailiff, trial commences*
 
Ha they also gave the other, evil, atheist, evolution believing, duck hunter hating, reporter lady terminal cancer. But it's okay. She got broken up with by her evil boyfriend and then got prayed around by the newsboys. She'll be fine.
 
this time, they make Christianity the official state religion and send all non-believers to FEMA camps

I hope the third act involves multiple Christians in Buick Enclaves flooring it through the supermarket aisles at 90 mph, hoping to lethally "save" a few dozen atheists, thereby escalating the first film's ideas to their natural conclusion.
 
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