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God is Not Dead 2 but Mandrake's battery is. pray for a charger GAF, pray hard.

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Einchy

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Khoryos

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Are there any more of these Mandrake reviews? I've read God is Not Dead and Do You Believe, and now I need MORE.
 

Nordicus

Member
Ohohohoho, a quote from John Hanlon's review
Tom’s optimism faces off against Pete Kane, a cynical lawyer whose stated goal is to wants to prove in the courtroom that God is dead.
This is going to be beautiful.
 
While I think it's pretty hilarious overall, I do feel really sad for the children who get brainwashed by crap like this.

holy fuck this is actually playing in the theatre here. legitimately surprised it's playing outside the states
Back when War Room came out, I saw some random Christian in my facebook feed (through some of hardcore Christian friends liking the post) complaining about the local (Finnish) theaters not showing it despite it being the highest grossing movie that week in the US. As if it was some kind of persecution towards Christianity, and not that it's a shit movie that probably wouldn't make much money here.

I'll be really surprised if any of these movies will ever be shown here.
 

obin_gam

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Apparently there's something after the credits that hints at a possible 3rd movie.

Zoom in on a mausoleum
We travel through tens of hatches on the walls.
We arrive at one HATCH.
It is open.

A FIGURE passes through in the foreground.
We see HIM from the back.
He has long hair, a BEIGE vest.
GAUNTLETS on his arms.
He turns around...


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... and looks into the camera.

Cut to black.

End.
 

Acorn

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Hey we're looking for 90s tv actors that played a demigod or super hero for our movie. Suddenly become super Christian and you'll see those cheques start roll back in.
 

bionic77

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I can't believe that white Christian people believe they are being persecuted in America.

Saw a trailer for this and it was just so bad.
 

DeathyBoy

Banned
Zoom in on a mausoleum
We travel through tens of hatches on the walls.
We arrive at one HATCH.
It is open.

A FIGURE passes through in the foreground.
We see HIM from the back.
He has long hair, a BEIGE vest.
GAUNTLETS on his arms.
He turns around...


c67241fe89e4832c1579d919a68709dc.jpg

... and looks into the camera.

Cut to black.

End.

"Do you want to join The God Initiative?"
 

psylah

Member
Zoom in on a mausoleum
We travel through tens of hatches on the walls.
We arrive at one HATCH.
It is open.

A FIGURE passes through in the foreground.
We see HIM from the back.
He has long hair, a BEIGE vest.
GAUNTLETS on his arms.
He turns around...


c67241fe89e4832c1579d919a68709dc.jpg

... and looks into the camera.

Cut to black.

End.

HE
IS
RISEN
 
Lionel, my good friend. Please. Don't do it. We love your summaries, but no man should have to suffer through TWO OF THESE FILMS.

Lionel pls :(

I have to agree.

Watching the Cinema Snob review made me want to take a bath in battery acid.

I feel like watching the second one willingly might actually kill him.

You're both wrong, and you should be ashamed of yourselves for wanting to deprive the rest of us the joy his reviews would bring.

I feel like GAF should fund Lionel's tickets to both movies.
 

TylerD

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I can't believe that white Christian people believe they are being persecuted in America.

Saw a trailer for this and it was just so bad.

The fact that the main protagonist's name in a Christian movie is Grace is hilarious. This is going to be quite a special film. GND 1 was very special indeed.
 
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