MUH BRUTHAS!
Can't wait either, the one good thing to come out of these crazy hardcore christian films
God is Not Dead 2 but Mandrake's battery is. pray for a charger GAF, pray hard.
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Can't wait either, the one good thing to come out of these crazy hardcore christian films
Reverend Funk
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SkeptiMism
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While I think it's pretty hilarious overall, I do feel really sad for the children who get brainwashed by crap like this.
I'll be really surprised if any of these movies will ever be shown here.
Back when War Room came out, I saw some random Christian in my facebook feed (through some of hardcore Christian friends liking the post) complaining about the local (Finnish) theaters not showing it despite it being the highest grossing movie that week in the US. As if it was some kind of persecution towards Christianity, and not that it's a shit movie that probably wouldn't make much money here.
I'll be really surprised if any of these movies will ever be shown here.
....the Christian Cinematic Universe?
It's Thor denouncing his father and declaring that there's only one god.
obin_gam
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Zoom in on a mausoleum
We travel through tens of hatches on the walls.
We arrive at one HATCH.
It is open.
A FIGURE passes through in the foreground.
We see HIM from the back.
He has long hair, a BEIGE vest.
GAUNTLETS on his arms.
He turns around...
... and looks into the camera.
Cut to black.
End.
Miles Quaritch
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He shirley can't be serious...
The latter guy has a somewhat apt name, particularly if shaving implements are involved.
But but they're taking on liberal Hollywood!
Zoom in on a mausoleum
We travel through tens of hatches on the walls.
We arrive at one HATCH.
It is open.
A FIGURE passes through in the foreground.
We see HIM from the back.
He has long hair, a BEIGE vest.
GAUNTLETS on his arms.
He turns around...
... and looks into the camera.
Cut to black.
End.
"Do you want to join The God Initiative?"
Lionel, my good friend. Please. Don't do it. We love your summaries, but no man should have to suffer through TWO OF THESE FILMS.
Lionel pls
These are the words of the devil, don't listen to him.
I don't know about more movie reviews, but his thread summaries are legendary as well.
PUNISHED SORBO: A man rejected by his religion and left for roadkill
We're forming a team.
FloydtheFathead
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Fuck.. Oh god. What a trainwreck.
Lionel, why don't you write more reviews of any old movie you've seen because they are awesome.
i'm screaming
Zoom in on a mausoleum
We travel through tens of hatches on the walls.
We arrive at one HATCH.
It is open.
A FIGURE passes through in the foreground.
We see HIM from the back.
He has long hair, a BEIGE vest.
GAUNTLETS on his arms.
He turns around...
... and looks into the camera.
Cut to black.
End.
HE
IS
RISEN
Devils don't come from the sky...
Baron von Loathsome
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wow
Classy.
Fedoras can't even explain the tides so of course April Fools is their main day.
Brawly Likes to Brawl
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You should have seen some of the fuckery that came up when gay marriage was legalized last year.
FortuneFaded
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Walker_Boh
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God's Not Dead 3: Not Dead With A Vengeance.
Frozenprince
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Nobody see this, even out of morbid curiosity.
The only reason we got it is because the first one made money.
The only reason we got it is because the first one made money.
But clearly, the US Justice System is there for people to argue the death of God, is that not right?
First words of the review are:
"Fuck you"
My day has been made
Fine Ham Abounds
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amazing
Frozenprince
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I just looked at that Christian Netflix.
SO THOSE ARE THE FUCKERS THAT MADE IT SO KEN BURNS CIVIL WAR ISN'T ON NETFLIX.
SO THOSE ARE THE FUCKERS THAT MADE IT SO KEN BURNS CIVIL WAR ISN'T ON NETFLIX.
How About No
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Man these sequels to The Ten Commandments sure got preachy and weird.
Also Kevin Sorbo who did this to you who forced you to be in that
Frozenprince
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Queers can get married, DON'T YOU SEE?!?!?!
matthewwhatever
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Lionel, my good friend. Please. Don't do it. We love your summaries, but no man should have to suffer through TWO OF THESE FILMS.
Lionel pls
You're both wrong, and you should be ashamed of yourselves for wanting to deprive the rest of us the joy his reviews would bring.
I feel like GAF should fund Lionel's tickets to both movies.
AuthenticM
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Frozenprince
Banned
Oh shit it's about the struggles of being a Shi'a Muslim in America?
Oh it's not? It's about protestants? Oh...
See that's what this movie should've been about. I'd be down for that. It probably won't be so ignorant, either.
Freeza Under The Shower
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The fact that the main protagonist's name in a Christian movie is Grace is hilarious. This is going to be quite a special film. GND 1 was very special indeed.
They should've gone with "Esther" if they wanted to play up the "courage" thing.
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