The funny thing is he was already going to accept Christ before they fucking killed him.
Christ no great fan of sloppy seconds. Just ask Mary Magdalene.
The funny thing is he was already going to accept Christ before they fucking killed him.
Is that the one with Sabrina the teenage witch?
Is that the one with Sabrina the teenage witch?
No joke: my brother lied to some religious family members that he loves the first movie, and now a picture of him is on their fridge.
For some reason that's just the perfect level of insanity to make me laugh.
How are they bumping the atheist off this time?
Drowning
Burning
Great white shark
Impaled on own petard
Fire ants in pants
Snails in entrails
Conveniently timed heart attack
Death by snoo snoo
Lightning bolt
Tornado
Devil just walks into frame and snatches soul Shang Tsung style
It's like the Marvel post credits scene. You know it's coming.
Might be a better god movie than batman vs superman
Did anyone actually watch the first one?
Good thing nothing bad happens to people who believe in God.
Ever.
Hell no. Lionel Mandrake suffered for us, and retold the movie in epic fashion.
Good thing nothing bad happens to people who believe in God.
Ever.
Summary of the movie
He died for our sins.
Death by snoo snoo
Devil just walks into frame and snatches soul Shang Tsung style
My favorite still is "atheist being ran over by steamroller".
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By the way, the proper Cinema Snob review just came out (as opposed to Midnight Screenings), and it's pretty great. Plus, you get to actually see the insanity.
Did we ever get a Lionel Mandrake review of The War Room?
I feel like he's been clear that there's no fighting in there.
There's more?? Is there a master post for these??
Oh I did. Got it from Netflix, picked up some beer and watched it with two friends. Movie was nuts. I'm sure we'll do the same for this one in a few months. Not a chance I'd pay real money in a direct way to sit through this nonsense however.Did anyone actually watch the first one?
Impaled on own petard
Oh god, I forgot this movie was coming out this week. I had to listen to that shitty Christian rock music that plays over the credits for weeks on end. And if you want to watch horrifically offensive Christian movies, you should watch Old Fashioned. I only saw a few scenes when I was doing theater checks but man did it look bad. You should watch The Cinema Snob's review of it.
I would, but I made a promise to stay chaste until the Mandrake review.
Lionel Mandrake is now a mod?? When did that happen?
Well, shit.
How bad?
Do a double feature of War Room and God is Not Dead 2. Give us two reviews in a weekend.
Cmon, War Room is from the genius filmmakers behind Fireproof and Courageous!
Haven't watched it yet. We'll see.
What exactly is the neck brace helping in this situation? Had he already been in a slip and fall accident?
Ironic that the lead actress is most notable for playing a witch.
Lionel, my good friend. Please. Don't do it. We love your summaries, but no man should have to suffer through TWO OF THESE FILMS.
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