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[Lionel Mandrake]

Fox News parody is anti-Christian.

Hmm.

 

[Oblivion]

sinematic universe confirmed

Fixed.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Fox News parody is anti-Christian.

Hmm.

Liberal media ruining our world?

 

[AuthenticM]

Fixed.

ohyou.jpg

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

They brought back the whacky car rental guy, as a waiter now.

Also RIP Fred Thompson.

 

[Steel]

Fox News parody is anti-Christian.

Hmm.

Fox News not conservative enough for Pureflix?

 

[Darksol]

Subbed

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Sabrina is going to bang the holy Spirit into her lawyer.

Mark's Dad just shows up and slaps him. He flew all the way from China to do it.

 

[Frankenstrat]

Sabrina is going to bang the holy Spirit into her lawyer.

Is that why people say Oh God when they bump uglies?

 

[ScribbleD]

Sabrina is going to bang the holy Spirit into her lawyer..

Where do I sign up for that version of Christianity?

 

[Oblivion]

Check out his Snob and Midnight Screenings of Old Fashioned. The movie seems way more offensive than God's Not Dead 1 and 2.

I shall.

The guy seems like a way less obnoxious and more likable version of the Nostalgia Critic.

Mark's Dad just shows up and slaps him. He flew all the way from China to do it.

Please tell me he immediately heads back to China right after.

 

[Walker_Boh]

Do I get a talking cat if I convert?

 

[Opto]

God is Not Dead 2: God Dies

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

A man sobbingly singing Nearer My God to Thee in a thick Chinese accent? This movie has it.

 

[Darksol]

A man sobbingly singing Nearer My God to Thee in a thick Chinese accent? This movie has it.

Finally

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

"How do we prove Jesus existed? "
"Easy. B.C. and A.D."

 

[Hycran]

"How do we prove Jesus existed? "
"Easy. B.C. and A.D."

jackiechanmymindisfulloffuck.png

 

[Walker_Boh]

"How do we prove Jesus existed? "
"Easy. B.C. and A.D."

I...wuh?

 

[Alcotholic]

"How do we prove Jesus existed? "
"Easy. B.C. and A.D."

I kind of want to see this movie to experience these things.

 

[Kindekuma]

"How do we prove Jesus existed? "
"Easy. B.C. and A.D."

BRAVO KONZELMAN AND SOLOMON

 

[Soulflarz]

Sabrina is going to bang the holy Spirit into her lawyer.

Mark's Dad just shows up and slaps him. He flew all the way from China to do it.

"How do we prove Jesus existed? "
"Easy. B.C. and A.D."

Help I'm laughing too much

 

[MilkBeard]

Live posting from Mandrake? Niiice. More entertaining than the movie will be, for sure.

 

[Chichikov]

A man sobbingly singing Nearer My God to Thee in a thick Chinese accent? This movie has it.

The prophecies were true!

 

[MattyG]

"How do we prove Jesus existed? "
"Easy. B.C. and A.D."

Between that guy in the last one hating the God he claims to not believe in and this damning evidence, I may have to reconsider my entire belief system.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Lol, pastor Dave just had his appendix burst in court.

 

[Apple Turnover]

Lol, pastor Dave just had his appendix burst in court.

Quick prayer and he'll be just fine

 

[Oblivion]

Lol, pastor Dave just had his appendix burst in court.

What's this supposed to symbolize?

 

[MattyG]

Lol, pastor Dave just had his appendix burst in court.

Nobody call an ambulance, if God doesn't want him to bleed out then he won't.

 

[Walker_Boh]

What's this supposed to symbolize?

God has a sense of humor

 

[EchoChamber]

I need to see this movie.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Pastor Dave has been replaced by a girl with dyed hair and purple lipstick. Oh no! She's doesn't look like a stereotypical Christian.

 

[NightShift]

Ray Wise is in this shit? Is he the atheist villian because if he is I need to watch this.

 

[Darksol]

Pastor Dave has been replaced by a girl with dyed hair and purple lipstick. Oh no! She's doesn't look like a stereotypical Christian.

I bet she shows everyone that you can be cool and still get right with Jesus.

 

[Hycran]

Pastor Dave has been replaced by a girl with dyed hair and purple lipstick. Oh no! She's doesn't look like a stereotypical Christian.

It's what's inside that counts

#nonbinarygendersforjesus

 

[Corronchilejano]

What's this supposed to symbolize?

God works in hilarious ways.

 

[PsychBat!]

This is already good.

 

[Xe4]

If Lionel's phone makes it through the movie it will prove #GodsNotDead more than this movie ever did, lol.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Hahaha.

Main girl just made the best dramatic non-dramatic entrance in the court.

 

[Beren the Empty-Handed]

Hahaha.

Main girl just made the best dramatic non-dramatic entrance in the court.

I really want to know what exactly happened here.

 

[VeryGooster]

Chances of a post credits scene?

 

[Walker_Boh]

I really want to know what exactly happened here.

I'm guessing it involves doves.

 

[PsychBat!]

Chances of a post credits scene?

God's Not Dead 3: Resurrection Day

 

[Nordicus]

I really want to know what exactly happened here.

Possibly over the top editing and music for "it'snothing.gif" entrance

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

"Would you say you're a a Christian? "
"Yes."
[Courtroom gasps]

 

[PhoncipleBone]

I'm guessing it involves doves.

This isn't a John Woo film!

Although, maybe he will direct God is Not Dead 3: This Time It's Personal

 

[ScottSullivan]

"Would you say you're a a Christian? "
"Yes."
[Courtroom gasps]

Gotta let those Christians know that they are a prosecuted underclass because of...reasons?

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

"Please God, don't forsake me. "
Straight up comparing this petty bullshit with Christ's crucifixion.

 

[Steel]

"Would you say you're a a Christian? "
"Yes."
[Courtroom gasps]

Next time: God is not Dead 3: Return of the Christians.

It's true.

All of it.

 

[joe2187]

Chances of a post credits scene?

Nick Fury recruits Ray Wise into the Avengers.

 

[Kindekuma]

"Would you say you're a a Christian? "
"Yes."
[Courtroom gasps]