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[JABEE]

The same mind that makes love to his own step daughter.

I haven't seen his films. I just know this.

I haven't seen Chinatown either.

 

[Ripclawe]

alright Keaton, Wrap it up already

 

[kingkitty]

Even though Woody Allen is a slight pervert, his movies are tight.

 

[CrankyJay]

I... I've never seen a Woody Allen movie.

I'm a monster.

Weird right? I'm 34 and watch a lot of movies and have never seen one. Wow.

 

[MidnightCowboy]

Woody Allen is brilliant

 

[petethepanda]

Stop talking

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Like y'know whatever.

 

[XcL_]

By the end of this speech I'll finish watching Bananas.

 

[indigo-cyclops]

Weird right? I'm 34 and watch a lot of movies and have never seen one. Wow.

I don't think I've seen a full one either.

There's a few I want to see though.

 

[MIMIC]

Stewie: "She said a swear!"

 

[GQman2121]

why the facepalm ?

It's from Annie Hall....sorry.

 

[jorgeton]

I... I've never seen a Woody Allen movie.

I'm a monster.

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Spoiler

jk

Wrap it up tho Diane.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

lol

 

[JABEE]

Is this a reference?

 

[skynidas]

Is it weird that I am attracted to a 68 year old women? I am 22.

nope, i'm 20 and she looks hot to me. Most women on this show that i have said "damn, she looks hot" have been kind of old, lol it's weird

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

Creepy as hell

 

[Judderman]

This is physically hurting me.

 

[Mesousa]

What exactly did they just censor?

This is ridiculous. I am an adult they shouldnt be allowed to do this

 

[CrankyJay]

Holy butcher job on the bleep.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Is this a reference?

It's from Woody's movie, Toy Story.

 

[vatstep]

Is it weird that I am attracted to a 68 year old women? I am 22.

No, Diane Keaton is a timeless beauty.

 

[DominoKid]

uhh....the fuck???

 

[Diprosalic]

Weird right? I'm 34 and watch a lot of movies and have never seen one. Wow.

I'm almost never in the mood to watch older movies. I just don't know enough about them to get me hyped. I'm sure I would love them and i watch all their new stuff.

 

[Kandinsky]

Nightmares.

 

[kingocfs]

She is batshit crazy and that is why I love her

 

[bud]

It's from Woody's movie, Toy Story.

written and produced by shia labeouf.

 

[HeelPower]

well they didn't even nominate Blue Jasmine.

This jerking seems meaningless without a nomination.

 

[jett]

lol at this award. Woody isn't even there.

 

[thecouncil]

I think the only Woody movie I saw was 'Midnight in Paris" and it was... fine. Maybe I need to watch it again because people act like it changed their life. Maybe I missed soemthing.

 

[Officerrob]

What exactly did they just censor?

This is ridiculous. I am an adult they shouldnt be allowed to do this

"Goddamn" was definitely one of the words censored

 

[RedAssedApe]

diane keaton speech followed by diane keaton loreal commercial...

 

[JABEE]

What exactly did they just censor?

This is ridiculous. I am an adult they shouldnt be allowed to do this

Goddamn

 

[iammeiam]

It seems like they could have cut down on Keaton's acceptance speech time for a guy who's not even there, and given it to the people who, you know, showed up (the time; not the award.)

 

[harSon]

I won't lie, I haven't seen many Woody Allens movies.

I can't help but laugh at the demographics of his New York, but I can't argue against him being a damn good director. Give them a whirl.

 

[greatestjediever]

I think the only Woody movie I saw was 'Midnight in Paris" and it was... fine. Maybe I need to watch it again because people act like it changed their life. Maybe I missed soemthing.

Two rhinoceros....es!

 

[Brinbe]

Smfh @ censoring (and failing in the attempt) goddamn

 

[HeelPower]

It's from Annie Hall....sorry.

oh lol I didn't get it.

I'll make sure to watch more woody allen

 

[drizzle]

For all of you that are still hot for Diane Keaton, here she is talking about Facials.

Enjoy!

 

[thecouncil]

What exactly did they just censor?

This is ridiculous. I am an adult they shouldnt be allowed to do this

Think it was "goddamn".

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

For Modern Woody, I'd recommend Vicky Christina Barcelona and Match Point.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

lol at this award. Woody isn't even there.

He doesn't give a fuck about awards, and doesn't attend them.

 

[Platy]

"I like the old funny ones" is a pretty good answer

I hate woody allen romances, I like woody allen comedies

 

[y2dvd]

Wow, I haven't seen a Woody Allen movie either. I should start with Blue Jasmine.

 

[The Omega Man]

lol at this award. Woody isn't even there.

Woody is never there, he doesn't give a crap about award ceremonies, he rather makes movies or play jazz

 

[canoli2006]

He doesn't give a fuck about awards, and doesn't attend them.

I think he doesn't like LA too.

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

lol at this award. Woody isn't even there.

He can't show his child molesting face anywhere.

 

[JzeroT1437]

I just realized Leo Dicaprio has only won 1 Golden Globe and no Oscars. Insane. The guy is one of the most sincere and amazing actors out of his generation.

 

[thecouncil]

I saw Diane Keaton on Colbert Report not too long ago. She seemed insane.

 

[JABEE]

For Modern Woody, I'd recommend Vicky Christina Barcelona and Match Point.

Oh. I saw Match Point.

 

[Brinbe]

That NBC show looked horrible