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[Enco]

Shit is getting easer!

:lol

 

[Phoenix]

BOMBS... they be dropping....

 

[Pctx]

Wait a minute, I thought they told us at I/O last year that Tablet-specific apps weren't necessary.

Nice try. They said it would be best used on a tablet

 

[-COOLIO-]

Google App translation service.. Damn.

it's basically advertising for translation companies but i appreciate the streamlining.

 

[Weenerz]

Guess she skipped hair and makeup before going up.

 

[Vanillalite]

So I no longer have to whore myself out to my Latino friends to get a Spanish translation now!

 

[Somnid]

What's the chance this service isn't a total piece of shit? 0%? You cannot blindly outsource translations.

 

[The Faceless Master]

Wait a minute, I thought they told us at I/O last year that Tablet-specific apps weren't necessary.

they continued with that here too. you can have multiple layouts in the same app, including tablet specific layouts.

 

[Talon]

This is smart. Make the analytics tools more transparent to developers.

 

[Kill Your Masters]

Guess she skipped hair and makeup before going up.

Analytics told her she looks fine.

 

[Phoenix]

OH SHIT!!!!! Google is tearing ass into a whole lot of 3rd party products, that's for damn sure.


Fucking shit, beta testing and staged rollouts? A lot of companies are going out of business this week.

 

[Hieberrr]

So I no longer have to whore myself out to my Latino friends to get a Spanish translation now!

But now you won't make any money get any beer.

 

[Weenerz]

Amy Schumer got a job at Google?

 

[Pizza Luigi]

Dis shit be easeeee

 

[Hoo-doo]

Guess she skipped hair and makeup before going up.

A normal looking woman on stage? Outrageous!

 

[Beermeister]

Guess she skipped hair and makeup before going up.

My thought exactly.

 

[JohnsonUT]

What's the chance this service isn't a total piece of shit? 0%? You cannot blindly outsource translations.

I wonder if the company is able to take context into consideration.

 

[The Faceless Master]

What's the chance this service isn't a total piece of shit? 0%? You cannot blindly outsource translations.

as opposed to what people do nowadays where they just get random XDA peeps to translate for free?

 

[SRG01]

WOAH. Beta testing!!

 

[.GqueB.]

Me: "What?! Huuh?!"

 

[Zeppu]

I already have this on my developer console.

 

[Talon]

Male presenter: No comments about how he looks.

Female presenter: Three jokes and counting.

 

[The Faceless Master]

wtf, have some people in here never seen a woman before?

 

[Dead Prince]

wtf, have some people in here never seen a woman before?

in before nerds watch girls singing video.

 

[-COOLIO-]

staged rollout is smart.

that joke was cheesy.

 

[Groof]

wow that was a great joke about the 10%

 

[Bit-Bit]

Male presenter: No comments about how he looks.

Female presenter: Three jokes and counting.

This. Seriously. Can we please have a female present without having comments about her looks?

 

[AnkitT]

Guess she skipped hair and makeup before going up.

what in the fuck

 

[redmetal86]

Lol that one man in the audience with the serious face.

 

[Pctx]

Boots

 

[ShdwDrake]

Male presenter: No comments about how he looks.

Female presenter: Three jokes and counting.

This shit right here. And people wonder why there arent enough women in the tech industry.

 

[Ephemeris]

I have no issues with her looks.

Only her OKAYS.


O.K.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Male presenter: No comments about how he looks.

Female presenter: Three jokes and counting.

to be fair, everyone made fun of hugo barra when he first came up.

 

[Bentendo]

OKAY! ALRIGHT! OKAY!!!! OKAY!!!!

 

[The Faceless Master]

man this dude has a nice ass, but his hair is so greasy.

and who the hell told him that jacket was a good look?

 

[VanWinkle]

If they have a subscription service like Rdio then so help me, I will switch.

 

[Delusibeta]

Dude who spent two minutes picking what to wear is back, introduces a thin version of Gaben and leaves.

 

[gcubed]

google streaming music.. please redesign music!

 

[JohnsonUT]

I guess this guy skipped hair and makeup.

 

[Vox-Pop]

wow that was a great joke about the 10%

I don't get it.

 

[Somnid]

as opposed to what people do nowadays where they just get random XDA peeps to translate for free?

Unfortunately there's only one way to do it.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Hugo just beat the teleprompter kid D:

 

[NH Apache]

Chrome is on there twice lol
edit: and now i see some other doubles, so nvm

 

[Hoo-doo]

Graphic tee and blazer? Seriously? We still doing this shit?

 

[Jokab]

Honestly I think blazer and t-shirt look goods good on very very few people, and this guy is no exception. Just wear a dress shirt dammit.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

Male presenter: No comments about how he looks.

Female presenter: Three jokes and counting.

wtf, have some people in here never seen a woman before?

god how dare she look like a normal human being

 

[Divvy]

Chrome is on there twice lol

One of them is the beta version!

 

[The Faceless Master]

Chrome is on there twice lol

one for the beta version! (not really)

edit: you can steal my punchlines, but you'll never get Vine!

 

[Talon]

"My friend Advay +1'd it."

The first time I have heard anyone say out loud, "+1'd it."

 

[SolidsnackooFoxhound]

And uh. Uh. Uuuuuuuuh. And uh.