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[protonion]

So Facebook threw an ad of this AI game to me.

I thought I was way past these mobile time wasters (I miss the early golden era of mobile gaming before it turned to shit).
But the girls were super hot and said all the right things, so my primitive male brain pushed the install button...

Oh the depth of the rabbit hole....

The game is a mess of any mobile gaming shit system you can imagine. Tons of currencies, activities, city building, girl requests, date sim. light narrative, level up, groups...
After hours (yes, I got addicted to the loop...) I still could not comprehend all of it.

Yet... It just works. You always progress and the game clearly points you with what can be done at any time. The micro transactions are not intrusive and not needed at all actually so far. I will of course not pay a single cent.

I cannot tell at what extend AI was used to make this. Art, videos sure. But if the rest of the game is a made by AI.... the future is scary.
There is a review of this game on Youtube and one comment caught my eye:
"Guys, you have no idea how powerful AI is going to make episode-style games. I'm an indie hacker and built one stage with just chat and people are texting me asking "when is the next one coming out."

Anyway... I'm in the office on new year's eve, thankfully with barely any work an I just play Top Girl... Help.

 

[Skelterz]

They look like top girls to me.

 

[Eimran]

 

[Hrk69]

But the girls were super hot and said all the right things, so my primitive male brain pushed the install button...

I will never understand this.

Same goes for people who watch a movie ONLY because there's a certain good looking actress in it.

Grow. the. fuck. up.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

I will never understand this.

Same goes for people who watch a movie ONLY because there's a certain good looking actress in it.

Grow. the. fuck. up.

It’s almost like people have a brain and a dick, and are free to choose what to focus on at any given time.
Also “watching because a good looking actress is in it” is the definition of porn, and that is doing quite well last time I checked (was doing research for a friend).

 

[Coconutt]

 

[DirtInUrEye]

I will never understand this.

Same goes for people who watch a movie ONLY because there's a certain good looking actress in it.

Grow. the. fuck. up.

To be fair, he basically admitted to being a thick cunt

 

[DirtInUrEye]

It’s almost like people have a brain and a dick, and are free to choose what to focus on at any given time.
Also “watching because a good looking actress is in it” is the definition of porn, and that is doing quite well last time I checked (was doing research for a friend).

You regard mainstream movies and porn as being similar? Hmm, that's interesting.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

You regard mainstream movies and porn as being similar? Hmm, that's interesting.

When I look at people I prefer watching beautiful people, not ugly ones.

 

[March Climber]

I will never understand this.

Same goes for people who watch a movie ONLY because there's a certain good looking actress in it.

Grow. the. fuck. up.

You’re about to have more people respond to you than the OP.

 

[Hrk69]

You’re about to have more people respond to you than the OP.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

 

[Codeblew]

I will never understand this.

Same goes for people who watch a movie ONLY because there's a certain good looking actress in it.

Grow. the. fuck. up.

Why else would you watch a movie? For the story, HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE.

 

[Randall365]

What if OP was the one who programmed Top Girl!?!

 

[DirtInUrEye]

When I look at people I prefer watching beautiful people, not ugly ones.

I'm pretty much the opposite of this. For eg if I'm looking to watch a new TV series, I'm immediately put off if the cast have the universal appearance of a model ensemble, it's an immersion issue. One or two better looking faces is fine, but generally I prefer people who look real, it helps me buy into the scenario.

I've heard American TV has a problem with this, and that there's basically a prerequisite that the majority of the cast be ridiculously gorgeous, otherwise the audience can't cope and switch off.

 

[protonion]

What if OP was the one who programmed Top Girl!?!

I wish. I searched the developer site. They are 15 employees based in Singapore and probably drowning in money right now.

If AI makes it easy, I would like to do something though... Why not me?

 

[Soodanim]

I'm pretty much the opposite of this. For eg if I'm looking to watch a new TV series, I'm immediately put off if the cast have the universal appearance of a model ensemble, it's an immersion issue. One or two better looking faces is fine, but generally I prefer people who look real, it helps me buy into the scenario.

I've heard American TV has a problem with this, and that there's basically a prerequisite that the majority of the cast be ridiculously gorgeous, otherwise the audience can't cope and switch off.

For years I've been hearing the reputation that CW/WB shows are well known for model-tier casts. I'm guessing you don't watch a lot of their shows.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

I was looking for a smart joke to make fun of you, OP.
Then I realized this is arguably better than simping for real OF girls, and will likely cost you less.

 

[IAmRei]

I know this from apps ads somewhere else, which i often press x and report the ads as inappropriate.

 

[DirtInUrEye]

For years I've been hearing the reputation that CW/WB shows are well known for model-tier casts. I'm guessing you don't watch a lot of their shows.

No.

 

[Cakeboxer]

I will never understand this.

Same goes for people who watch a movie ONLY because there's a certain good looking actress in it.

Grow. the. fuck. up.

That's how the world works. Nobody wants to watch Barbie with Melissa Mccarthy, not even woman or kids.

 

[Blitzmangoman]

 

[DirtInUrEye]

That's how the world works. Nobody wants to watch Barbie with Melissa Mccarthy, not even woman or kids.

The whole world? Nah, some people are simply more shallow than others. Barbie and Melissa McCarthy has to be the single most crudely contrived comparison a person could think up. There's cherry-picking and then there's the industrial deforestation of cherry trees. Oof.

 

[Bernardougf]

I will never understand this.

Same goes for people who watch a movie ONLY because there's a certain good looking actress in it.

Grow. the. fuck. up.

Its ok it works for super hot guys too or elephants or rocks... whatever rocks your boat mate.

 

[Davevil]

 

[Hrk69]

That's how the world works. Nobody wants to watch Barbie with Melissa Mccarthy, not even woman or kids.

 

[tamago84]

fuck ai art, every girl looks the damn fucking same thing- slight smirk staring at your face lmao

 

[hemo memo]

So Facebook threw an ad of this AI game to me

I have everything I need to know.

 

[Big Baller]

 

[Robb]

 

[ClanOfNone]

Op, you know there are actual good games on mobile like Balatro or Slay the Spire?

 

[LordOcidax]

This is the weirdest thread of the year, without a doubt…

 

[winjer]

Dude, you must be really horny.

 

[PeteBull]

Anyway... I'm in the office on new year's eve, thankfully with barely any work an I just play Top Girl... Help.

 

[MMaRsu]

So Facebook threw an ad of this AI game to me.

I thought I was way past these mobile time wasters (I miss the early golden era of mobile gaming before it turned to shit).
But the girls were super hot and said all the right things, so my primitive male brain pushed the install button...

Oh the depth of the rabbit hole....

The game is a mess of any mobile gaming shit system you can imagine. Tons of currencies, activities, city building, girl requests, date sim. light narrative, level up, groups...
After hours (yes, I got addicted to the loop...) I still could not comprehend all of it.

Yet... It just works. You always progress and the game clearly points you with what can be done at any time. The micro transactions are not intrusive and not needed at all actually so far. I will of course not pay a single cent.

I cannot tell at what extend AI was used to make this. Art, videos sure. But if the rest of the game is a made by AI.... the future is scary.
There is a review of this game on Youtube and one comment caught my eye:
"Guys, you have no idea how powerful AI is going to make episode-style games. I'm an indie hacker and built one stage with just chat and people are texting me asking "when is the next one coming out."

Anyway... I'm in the office on new year's eve, thankfully with barely any work an I just play Top Girl... Help.

The fuck?

Isnt that just NewJeans?

 

[Rickyiez]

Op let me tell you , 100% of those girls are made from AI

 

[Goalus]

Op let me tell you , 100% of those girls are made from AI

As someone else said, that is the beauty of it. No actual woman will receive any money from OP's simping activities.

 

[ClanOfNone]

To each their own, but I cannot fathom how anybody gets any entertainment value out of these types of games.
If I was bored and had the option of watching paint dry or playing Top Girl, paint drying is gonna win hands down every time.

 

[E-Cat]

Pathetic.

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

I will never understand this.

Same goes for people who watch a movie ONLY because there's a certain good looking actress in it.

Grow. the. fuck. up.

Have you heard of basic biology and psychology before? You might also want to check on that awkward overuse of the phrase "grow up". Makes you look funny.

 

[StereoVsn]

I don’t get this at all, but you do you, OP. Although you could have at least spent money on actually good games. They do exist on mobile.

 

[Guilty_AI]

Just watch some porn and beat it out of your system

 

[Lupin3]

The amount of data these apps must be scraping is probably of the charts.

 

[protonion]

Don't care! I'm having fun!

And I officially have no idea what I'm doing. The game opened up some more....

This girl here wants a property. Is anyone else playing? Where do I buy properties? I had less trouble playing Civilization when I was younger.

 

[Codiox]

thats disgusting!

where?!
what is the link so i can warn other people!

 

[IDKFA]

So Facebook threw an ad of this AI game to me.

I thought I was way past these mobile time wasters (I miss the early golden era of mobile gaming before it turned to shit).
But the girls were super hot and said all the right things, so my primitive male brain pushed the install button...

Oh the depth of the rabbit hole....

The game is a mess of any mobile gaming shit system you can imagine. Tons of currencies, activities, city building, girl requests, date sim. light narrative, level up, groups...
After hours (yes, I got addicted to the loop...) I still could not comprehend all of it.

Yet... It just works. You always progress and the game clearly points you with what can be done at any time. The micro transactions are not intrusive and not needed at all actually so far. I will of course not pay a single cent.

I cannot tell at what extend AI was used to make this. Art, videos sure. But if the rest of the game is a made by AI.... the future is scary.
There is a review of this game on Youtube and one comment caught my eye:
"Guys, you have no idea how powerful AI is going to make episode-style games. I'm an indie hacker and built one stage with just chat and people are texting me asking "when is the next one coming out."

Anyway... I'm in the office on new year's eve, thankfully with barely any work an I just play Top Girl... Help.

 

[StereoVsn]

Have you heard of basic biology and psychology before? You might also want to check on that awkward overuse of the phrase "grow up". Makes you look funny.

So you would not watch a movie without beautiful people? So no comedies, detective movies, a lot of thrillers and more?

I guess you would have never watched Matlock, Home Alone, Truman Show or say The Usual Suspects? I was watching Get Shorty recently, and unless you are really into John Travolta, there aren’t particularly model looking people there either.

 

[protonion]

thats disgusting!

where?!
what is the link so i can warn other people!

-tap Play Store on your phone screen
-search Top Girl
-tap install
-warn your friends, it is too good

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

So you would not watch a movie without beautiful people? So no comedies, detective movies, a lot of thrillers and more?

I guess you would have never watched Matlock, Home Alone, Truman Show or say The Usual Suspects? I was watching Get Shorty recently, and unless you are really into John Travolta, there aren’t particularly model looking people there either.

You seem to have misunderstood was I was trying to say. Of course I'll watch whatever film is good as long as it's good. Doesn't mean you are immune to being manipulated by exploiting basic biology and psychology.

 

[Gonzito]

So Facebook threw an ad of this AI game to me.

I thought I was way past these mobile time wasters (I miss the early golden era of mobile gaming before it turned to shit).
But the girls were super hot and said all the right things, so my primitive male brain pushed the install button...

Oh the depth of the rabbit hole....

The game is a mess of any mobile gaming shit system you can imagine. Tons of currencies, activities, city building, girl requests, date sim. light narrative, level up, groups...
After hours (yes, I got addicted to the loop...) I still could not comprehend all of it.

Yet... It just works. You always progress and the game clearly points you with what can be done at any time. The micro transactions are not intrusive and not needed at all actually so far. I will of course not pay a single cent.

I cannot tell at what extend AI was used to make this. Art, videos sure. But if the rest of the game is a made by AI.... the future is scary.
There is a review of this game on Youtube and one comment caught my eye:
"Guys, you have no idea how powerful AI is going to make episode-style games. I'm an indie hacker and built one stage with just chat and people are texting me asking "when is the next one coming out."

Anyway... I'm in the office on new year's eve, thankfully with barely any work an I just play Top Girl... Help.

take your medicines papi