Here's a GTAO story for you guys.
Yesterday, I spent the day pretending to be a young Black billionaire. Dressed up all flashy with the suits, watches and chains; drove around in my Adder and my Super Diamond, stopping at the strip club to pay some college tuitions while saying the most outlandish shit possible over the mic ("Hey gurl, the point of stripping is to actually strip! You ain't take yo top off yet, and I got a problem wit dat.").
So at around midnight, I decide "Why not go on a drive to the beach before I clock out?" So, I go to the beach where Smoke on the Water is located. I walk around for a bit, buy some masks, punch a few pedestrians. All of a sudden, I see a bus being chased by police on the shoreline. So, I consider this to be a good time as any to head back to my apartment in Vinewood Hills, store my car in the garage, and log off. So, right when I head to my car, here's what I see in the bottom left-hand corner of the screen:
"A bounty of $993000000 has been placed on JarrelWilliams10 by ******."
So, I'm all like "What the fuck?!", and as I get in the Adder, I see a tank storming the beach right behind me. I pull off JUST in time to avoid being blasted, and make a mad dash for the apartment. Thankfully, no one is in the area, and I make it in safely.
So, I go to look out the window with the telescope and the first thing I see is a fucking Buzzard hovering near the window, looking directly at me, and I hear a guy say "Watchudoin in your apartment, buddy?" Needless to say, I waited a good 15 minutes before all the explosions stopped. So, like an idiot, I check outside on foot to make sure the coast is clear, and no one is nearby. I go back inside and think "Damn, I gotta get ammo and armor.", So I get back in the Adder and pull out the garage, where the fucking tank from the beach is waiting for me.
Bounty claimed successfully, lol...