3:00 pm - New Build in 10 minutes!
3:01 to 3:05 pm - Break your F5 key refreshing the Update Notes page to see if the notes are up, Kos still links to them first anyways.
3:10 - Downloading. WhyIsItGoingSoSlowWTFANET.
3:15 - Still downloading. Make angry post.
3:17 - Check Mumble to see if anyone is getting on to chat. It's just Retro hanging out in there by himself...
3:18 pm - Close Mumble. What a creep.
3:20 pm - One file left. 0 kb. WhyHaveYouForsakenMe
3:25 pm - Update is live. Log into all of your characters to get all of your Spirit Shards, Geodes, Bandit Keys, etc. deposited into the Wallet. For some people this will take approximately 5 minutes. For Spyware and Xeris, it will take... Tuesday.
3:30 pm - Head to LA.
3:31 pm - Ask for ferry into the right LA. Fuck, it's full, hold on, let's go to yours. Alright, who needs a ferry, /join on me. Fuck, it's full now too. Anyone in an empty LA?
3:35 pm - A candlelight vigil at whatever building replaces our bar in memory of all the months we lost not gathering at our bar.
3:36 pm - Celebrate as the first "they didn't add anything in this update"-type comment is made in map chat.
3:40 pm - A solemn procession through the city streets for all the people who played the game for a couple hours three years ago and just dropped by to let us us know they're totally not buying the expansion.
3:45 pm - Stop and pay tribute to all of the <class you play> that were "nerfed to shit" in this update.
3:50 pm - Stop and celebrate how all of the <class you don't play> are "OP as fuck" now.
4:00 pm - /Dance Party. Refreshments will include Omnomberry Bars and "the Kool-Aid" we all supposedly drink.
4:10 pm - Everyone spreads out and runs around shrieking about the ohmygodthisissoawesome new thing they just found in LA.
4:12 pm - Revive gravity-challenged guildmates falling off all the tall shit they're trying to climb up. You know who you are.
4:15 pm - Alt-tab, check Reddit.
4:16 pm - Check blood pressure after massive intake of salt.
4:20 pm - Remember to turn back on the Music. Holy shit, that new LA music is awesome.
4:30 pm - Wander out into the world to play, wonder why you feel so weak, realize your traits were reset.
4:31 pm - Oh right, they're not traits anymore, they're specializations.
4:32 pm to Bedtime - Stand in one spot in LA, tweaking your spec, reading about builds and being paralyzed by all of the changes, unless you're one of those Evil Theorycrafters who had the foresight to figure this shit out when it was announced, you smart cookie you.
4:27 am - Wake up suddenly in a panic. Get on your PC to check GAF and calm your nerves. Accidentally open Mumble, Retro is still hanging out in there alone. Fucking Creep.