Well it was a car analogy, what am I supposed to do? Ok, here, car runs fine, but the A/C doesn't work but some people can look past the A/C (oh and the horn is broken) and enjoy the way it handles.
Basically it's like this; we had a Ferarri. It was fast, it was clean, it was pure. We loved it. The elegant simplicity was beautiful and it ran like the well-oiled machine it was. However, it was time for it's 50,000 mile tune up and an oil change, so we dropped it off at the mechanic.
When we returned, the mechanic gave us the keys to a Honda Accord with a spoiler duct-taped on the back. We're all... wtf? "It's okay," says the mechanic as well as a few mechanic-fanboys hanging around in the lobby, "it's still a great car, it's just different." "Yeah," says one of the grease monkeys, "Accords are really popular, and spoilers are really in with our target market. Just adapt to the different handling."
"Well fuck you," you reply, "I had a Ferrari and now you gave me an Accord when all I wanted was a tune-up."
Then the mechanic/Bungie/343 says, "IT GUN B K."
And then you go sell the Accord on craigslist as a desperate, last-resort "fuck-you" to the car maker and take your money elsewhere. You'll never get your Ferarri back and the mechanic doesn't give a shit. You complain about it on car forums but ignoramuses just say, "If you don't like it go drive another car" even though there are no more Ferarri's to drive and you want to shove their keyboard up their ass because they don't get it.
The end.