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[TCKaos]

http://explodingactresses.tumblr.com/

I have no idea why I find this so funny.

This is the best weirdest thing I've seen in a long time.

 

[Steelyuhas]

PS4 controller is huuuuge. Or Xbox got smaller idk. Xbox controller looks like a downgrade but I want to hold it in my hands to be sure.

X1 controller is smaller than the 360 one and the PS4 controller is significantly larger than the PS3 one.

 

[Booties]

When the clock strikes midnight on your 21st birthday I recommend you snort a line of coke, take a long drag off a joint, shotgun a PBR, throw back a shot of powers, then exhale. It's fun!

 

[Overdoziz]

Eyeball that shit.

 

[Bregmann Roche]

butt-chug it and report back.

If I ever move to America, that'll be my American name.

Billy Butt-Chug

What's this now?

 

[Gui_PT]

What's this now?

It's my name. Treat it with respect.

 

[squidhands]

What's this now?

From drinking with assholes to drinking WITH your asshole. Kids these days...

 

[gAg CruSh3r]

When the clock strikes midnight on your 21st birthday I recommend you snort a line of coke, take a long drag off a joint, shotgun a PBR, throw back a shot of powers, then exhale. It's fun!

That sounds a little scary. Just a little.

 

[Tashi]

Wasn't that Talents?



Tequila shots, Long Island Ice Tea or Wodka Energy

Nah, it was slut.

 

[Tha Robbertster]

I've had over half a gallon of beer right now! Every occasion is an occasion to drink!

 

[User 73706]

Nah, it was slut.

nah

 

[YourExWife]

I've watched this like 10 times now. Still hilarious, especially the Arya and Cersei parts. It's basically AMV meets GoT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZY5bxPuzbE (GoT spoilers. Don't watch without finishing Season 3)

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Hello darkness, my old friend

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Not a girl! Not yet a woman!

 

[Tawpgun]

I've watched this like 10 times now. Still hilarious, especially the Arya and Cersei parts. It's basically AMV meets GoT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZY5bxPuzbE (GoT spoilers. Don't watch without finishing Season 3)

Spoiler

Hello darkness, my old friend

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Not a girl! Not yet a woman!

That was amazing

 

[Booties]

That sounds a little scary. Just a little.

It wont' kill you. The coke is the important part. If anything, it takes time and money.

 

[Zoso Achilles]

I've watched this like 10 times now. Still hilarious, especially the Arya and Cersei parts. It's basically AMV meets GoT.

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Hello darkness, my old friend

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Not a girl! Not yet a woman!

I died.

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...to be the sad man, behind blue eyes.

 

[Booties]

Man, I really really really like Last of Us. Glad my room mate owns a triple.

 

[StalkerUKCG]

I've watched this like 10 times now. Still hilarious, especially the Arya and Cersei parts. It's basically AMV meets GoT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZY5bxPuzbE (GoT spoilers. Don't watch without finishing Season 3)

Spoiler

Hello darkness, my old friend

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Not a girl! Not yet a woman!

This is a good post

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Walk into the club like "whatup I got a big cock

 

[Tawpgun]

Best parts were Hello Darkness My Old Friend and Dick in a Box

 

[m23]

I've watched this like 10 times now. Still hilarious, especially the Arya and Cersei parts. It's basically AMV meets GoT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZY5bxPuzbE (GoT spoilers. Don't watch without finishing Season 3)

Spoiler

Hello darkness, my old friend

Spoiler

Not a girl! Not yet a woman!

LMAO that was amazing. It opened up some soon to be healed wounds though

 

[Fracas]

Man, I really really really like Last of Us. Glad my room mate owns a triple.

Have you finished it? IMO it gets even better as you go along.

 

[Booties]

Have you finished it? IMO it gets even better as you go along.

I just got out of Boston and am entering the woods at Lincoln as we speak.

 

[User 73706]

My first time drinking I got shitfaced on 9 shots of vodka. Like, threw up more food than I could have possibly ate in the past week, napped an hour at taco bell before driving home, everything. Does that make me a babby/lightweight?

 

[wwm0nkey]

My first time drinking I got shitfaced on 9 shots of vodka. Like, threw up more food than I could have possibly ate in the past week, napped an hour at taco bell before driving home, everything. Does that make me a babby/lightweight?

I chugged half a bottle of this cheap shit for my 21st after quite some time of drinking before.

I was done immediately after that.

 

[YourExWife]

YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!

 

[Nebula]

Vodka is my go to drink. Beer tastes like crap. Cider isn't bad but I'd take Vodka over it. I usually have cola or something with it, but I drink just Vodka as well. Only at parties though.

 

[User 73706]

YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!

I'M NOT EVEN 21 HOW DOES THAT COUNT

I do have to admit I wanna try and make a jaeger root beer float though

 

[Madness]

I never drank at all in high school etc. Got completely shitfaced during camping trip after grad. Chugged nearly 24 cans of Molson using a beer bong, downed almost a full liter of Crown Royal myself. I was so out of it. People couldn't believe it was me, usually reserved, jovial and straight laced guy.

Passed out eventually and didn't even wake up with a hangover or puke or anything. Looking back, I'm surprised I didn't die from alcohol poisoning or something.

Now I just drink socially. I don't drink to get drunk, but when I am drunk, it's the kind of persona I wish I'd have all the time. Outgoing, confident, life of the party almost, instead of reserved/introvert.

Plus, now I don't really mix much. Straight rye/water or tequila or something.

Edit:Agree with Heckfu, I only drank after high school, still wasn't legal age though. But it was a camping trip with people I'd probably never see again. Plus, anytime I drink, I always have a designated driver as well. As to what you should drink, only you can really tell what your body likes etc. When I was younger, vodka was drink of choice. Mix it with anything, sprite, cranberry juice, energy drink etc. Or it was crown/coke.

When I turned 19 though, I'll had like 3 shots of Rocky Mountain Bear Fuckers. It's 1/3rd Jack, 1/3rd Tequila, 1/3rd Bacardi 151. Let's just say I wasn't feeling good after that.

 

[heckfu]

I never drank in high school because I was smart enough not to. Don't be dumbasses and risk your future over something as dumb as alcohol.

I'm sure bragging about 9 shots of vodka and other shit is cool at your age but looking back you might think differently.

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

Not drinking until your 21... Okay.

I started drinking around 13-14. Im 23 and just graduated from college.

So no, drinking early doesnt mean your whole life is written off.

 

[User 73706]

I never drank in high school because I was smart enough not to. Don't be dumbasses and risk your future over something as dumb as alcohol.

I'm sure bragging about 9 shots of vodka and other shit is cool at your age but looking back you might think differently.

sensygaf remembers

 

[xxjuicesxx]

I never drank in high school because I was smart enough not to. Don't be dumbasses and risk your future over something as dumb as alcohol.

I'm sure bragging about 9 shots of vodka and other shit is cool at your age but looking back you might think differently.

Don't listen to any of this, this is terrible advice.

 

[heckfu]

High school would've been more fun with alcohol but I'm not one for trying to break the law. I'm all nervous.

Not drinking until your 21... Okay.

I started drinking around 13-14. Im 23 and just graduated from college.

So no, drinking early doesnt mean your whole life is written off.

you're*

 

[Steelyuhas]

High school would've been more fun with alcohol but I'm not one for trying to break the law. I'm all nervous.

Shuddup bitch!


The real concern here is people drinking vodka? Come on

 

[Woorloog]

You make drinking sound so complicated.
Alcoholless life is so much easier.
No comment whether it is boring or not.

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

you're*

Connor alt confirmed

 

[Tashi]

High school would've been more fun with alcohol but I'm not one for trying to break the law. I'm all nervous.



you're*

LOL get shit on

 

[YourExWife]

And here I am to destroy whatever bad day you might have been having, yet again.

Garfunkel & Oates newest music video/song is the greatest thing I've seen. This week at least.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

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FUCK ME IN THE ASS 'CAUSE I LOVE JESUS!

 

[Nebula]

Shuddup bitch!


The real concern here is people drinking vodka? Come on

RussiaGAF, if it exists, will be marching on your house shortly.

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

Shuddup bitch!


The real concern here is people drinking vodka? Come on

I was all about that whiskey and cognac life until my liver crapped out last year.

Vodka life is great. Pissed drunk, no hangover next morning.

Your being left behind.

 

[Fracas]

So how about that Half Life 3, huh

 

[Fuchsdh]

What is the point of clear alcohol? You're literally distilling anything that gives it flavor.

 

[heckfu]

What is the point of clear alcohol? You're literally distilling anything that gives it flavor.

I'll agree with this except for sake. I know Ellis is here somewhere and I'm like 100000% sure he loves it too.


BECAUSE IT'S DELICIOUS.

 

[Fuchsdh]

I'll agree with this except for sake. I know Ellis is here somewhere and I'm like 100000% sure he loves it too.


BECAUSE IT'S DELICIOUS.

I've only had cold sake before, wasn't a major fan, but I'm not a fan of much.

If anyone loves root beer like me, you should look for ROOT. Probably have to be east coast though, they're fairly local.

http://www.artintheage.com/spirits/root-now-in-stores/

 

[Steelyuhas]

RussiaGAF, if it exists, will be marching on your house shortly.

Do they have internet in Russia?

I was all about that whiskey and cognac life until my liver crapped out last year.

Vodka life is great. Pissed drunk, no hangover next morning.

Your being left behind.

There is no flavor, on purpose.

How is that any good?

 

[YourExWife]

I've only had cold sake before, wasn't a major fan, but I'm not a fan of much.

If anyone loves root beer like me, you should look for ROOT. Probably have to be east coast though, they're fairly local.

http://www.artintheage.com/spirits/root-now-in-stores/

These guys make good beer: http://www.sierrablancabrewery.com/beers.html

Also, tequila is great.

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

There is no flavor, on purpose.

How is that any good?

Gets you drunk? If im relaxing enjoying a drink at home or in a pub Ill have a beer, guinness or maybe 1 or 2 Hennessys.

When Im going out, once Im getting drunk I dont really mind what I drink.

 

[Nebula]

Do they have internet in Russia?


There is no flavor, on purpose.

How is that any good?

Depends on if you drink while socializing, and do it often. You're obviously going to want something more enjoyable. When I go out to drink, I want to get drunk.

 

[Steelyuhas]

Gets you drunk? If im relaxing enjoying a drink at home or in a pub Ill have a beer, guinness or maybe 1 or 2 Hennessys.

When Im going out, once Im getting drunk I dont really mind what I drink.

Depends on if you drink while socializing, and do it often. You're obviously going to want something more enjoyable. When I go out to drink, I want to get drunk.

But I can get drunk on something that's actually enjoyable to drink.

 

[heckfu]

But I can get drunk on something that's actually enjoyable to drink.

you and i are some classy mofos when we go get drunk. this is something i'm ready for again in like 2 months!

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

But I can get drunk on something that's actually enjoyable to drink.

Yeah but when I go out to get drunk I wanna be pissed as soon as possibe. Beer takes too long and makes you bloated, Guiness will leave you shitting rusty water the next day and Hennessy will either kill me or leave me broke.

Vodkas not that bad and pretty cheap. Plus it fucks you up fast.