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HaloGAF |OT| Not a thread about Halo
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I'm too American to hold the puny DS3. Holding the Duke controller makes me feel like a True Patriot. Which is why playing Metal Gear Solid 2 with a Duke controller is practically a National Holiday in my opinion.
So then you like the DS4?
I would have actually finished Duke Nukem Forever if I had a duke controller.
Forgot you were a babby.
Forgot you were a babby.
I bet even your farts smell American
How far into it did you get? I could only finish a couple of levels because it gave me headaches.
Honestly, I don't even remember. Looking at my achievements now and I only killed at least 250 aliens. The games controls were terrible. I remember a level fighting an alien boss in a pit and a level in an urban environment. I may have made it to the hive. My lass boss achievement is the battlelord in las vegas. Whatever that means.
I bought the LE too. I have a bust of Duke nukem that I gave to my little brother. Never again will I let my ironic gaming sarcasm be the basis of my financial decisions.
Yeah pretty much where I got to. Only got it because it was like £2.
Hey at least your brother got a cool bust :lol
Yeah, I guess so. It came with dice, poker cards, and a few post cards. I should send them out to GAF members. I just remember that game being so impossible to control. I couldn't aim, the aliens teleported behind me, and it felt like 15 FPS. Basically Halo 4 before I got mad at Halo 4.
Time to play The Last of Us. Thank you jelyk for shipping it out to me when you beat it. #RIP #HGS
Hydranockz
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I don't often have reasons to drink. Today might just be one of them.
Must be because my posts are so mature and I don't seem like one amirite?
Ahhhhhh. I just assumed you were unemployed because you post so much, not that you were a high schooler.
squidhands
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We need reasons now???
Get drunk, errrrrrryday.
xxjuicesxx
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Yea but nobody said they had to be good reasons. Just Wikipedia the day I'm sure you can find something to drink for!
Drinking is good for you.
ElzarTheBam
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Someone passed something.
squidhands
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I'm doing a continual scientific experiment of what 'moderation' means in terms of alcohol consumption. My thesis will be about beer farts and their direct correlation to female disdain.
Sounds like STD's.
EXCLUSIVLY COMING TO YOU FROM RANDOM STANGERS! HAPPY CHRISTMAS!
gAg CruSh3r
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I turn 21 July 30th. I'm going to get something that night to drink. Any opinions for my first drink?
ElzarTheBam
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It could very well be.
First drink ever or just first drink that night?
Absinthe
Wasn't that Talents?
Tequila shots, Long Island Ice Tea or Wodka Energy
squidhands
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Don't drink cheap beer (Miller Lite, Bud Light, Corona, etc.). If you're going out (have someone drive you, or keep money handy for a cab), drink from the tap and not a bottle. Beer is ALWAYS better from a tap.
If you're staying home, go to your local liquor store and talk to the person behind the counter and ask for a quality starter beer. It will be pricier than a grocery store, but you'll normally talk with someone who knows what's what and can recommend you some options.
Also...
5th post is a good recommendation
Will one beer get me drunk?
Lil flip can do dat
User 73706
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I've only ever had jaeger and vodka. Sad times.
squidhands
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butt-chug it and report back.
I work(ed?) for my dad and I still help him but he doesn't pay me anymore. I've been trying to tone my posting rate down because I know that most of them aren't good and during the school year I only posted during breaks. And just to put it out there, I may be a high schooler (whose taking actual college courses alongside my high school curriculum) and I may come off as immature or childish at times with many of my posts; but I am not 4 years old and I can be just as constructive as many of the other posters here. I really hope to eventually convince some of you of that over time, I've just yet to actually had a good opportunity to do so. Also, that "babbyGAF podcast" was the real deal and I'm hoping to have it out alongside others within the next week or two, I'm sure many of you don't care but If you'd like to be involved PM me and we can talk about it.
Also, <3 Tashi
User 73706
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must be hard getting full sentences out with that hairy throbbing slurpee straw's veins pumping down your throat
Thank you, come again.
I heard tampons do a great job.
Zoso Achilles
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Oh wow we have the same birthday.
gAg CruSh3r
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No I had some shots before.
I will keep that in mind.
I will also keep this in mind
Hahah alright thanks for the tips HaloGAFers
gAg CruSh3r
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We are awesome that's why!
lol.
I also love the people who go into any threads remotely related to alcohol to make it known they don't drink and say anyone who does has problem
Hypertrooper
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lol. Americans.
Don't forget to put it on fire! Or are you Americans not doing it?
gAg CruSh3r
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Merica bitches! Haha Jk. We are not lucky like you foreigners. Haha
That's when you tell them that they haven't experienced shit. Then they retort that they had one drink and it tasted bad. It's honestly worse than 90% of gaming side.
I think some people have backgrounds where
alcohol screwed up their families, etc. Doesnt mean they should act holier than thou or whatever but there's a lot of factors involved.
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