Alaluef said:Yeah, I don't think you guys should be impressed at the number of views of a thread that talks about porn.
solidviper said:oh god i just watched the hotel video and it got me hot hot hot
as soon as i watched it I knew what i had to do. I printed off a picture of your face and pasted it on the face of my favorite horse "Rocket." I pretended like I was Hannah and just went crazy on Rocket. His cock was throbbing like yours and I just did what Hannah did to get him off. Afterwards I felt a little dirty inside because I knew Rocket was too good for me. I reassured myself that someday I would find a horse who loves me as much as I love him. The experience was amazing, also there were socks [/hot].
Wellington said:Frankly I am still a little miffed as to why he would allow threesomes if he supposedly loved the girl.
omg rite said:Hm? You can love someone and experiment sexually.
I loved my ex and she also happened to love vagina.
So I did what any gentleman would do and allowed another girl to have sex with us.
omg rite said:Hm? You can love someone and experiment sexually.
I loved my ex and she also happened to love vagina.
So I did what any gentleman would do and allowed another girl to have sex with us.
'ex' being the keyword here. Sorry to be an ass, but that does undermine your argument.omg rite said:Hm? You can love someone and experiment sexually.
I loved my ex and she also happened to love vagina.
So I did what any gentleman would do and allowed another girl to have sex with us.
proposition said:I think the important question here is how big is the OP's wanger.
The Wispy Scoundrel said:I can't believe how many views it's got.
proposition said:Because...b...because...
NO YOU SHUT UP!
HolyStar said:Damn, we have started a damn phenomenon. Do you want this to be up on Something Awful as well?
proposition said:I think the important question here is how big is the OP's wanger.
Machado said:do you feel like a showoff now?
NinjaFridge said:
The Wispy Scoundrel said:I honestly did not expect this. I just thought it would be a decent story to share!
Darklord said:You say that you had sex with a hot girl which was filmed and is on the internet plus post pictures of her and didn't expect this?
lolwut?
The Wispy Scoundrel said:Well, I didn't expect forty thousand fucking views anyway :lol
Darklord said:This is GAF. You'd get 30,000 views simply for saying you had sex with a girl.
You can exchange them for an e-penis enlargement as far as I know.Alien Bob said:shit, I've had sex with two girls! Can these views be exchanged for anything of value?
proposition said:I think the important question here is how big is the OP's wanger.
Odrion said:Uh, I swore that on the message board where this whole "Hannah" thing began it turned out she was sixteen years old and the guy who shot the films was arrested for child pornography.
I don't know about that, because I am secretly John Holmes.urk said:Depends. If we're talking about his e-penis, then the answer is "way bigger than yours." If we're talking about his actual penis, then the answer is "way bigger than yours."
Ask me how I know.
Oh no, why did you have to say that?The Wispy Scoundrel said::lol
For some of the earlier pictures she was 17. She was 18 in the videos though, the whole 'age' thing was used as a vice by her parents to clean up her stuff on the net. I regret to inform you though, I was indeed 17 for the majority of the ordeal.
Poor child, you were rapedThe Wispy Scoundrel said::lol
For some of the earlier pictures she was 17. She was 18 in the videos though, the whole 'age' thing was used as a vice by her parents to clean up her stuff on the net. I regret to inform you though, I was indeed 17 for the majority of the ordeal.
proposition said:I don't know about that, because I am secretly John Holmes.
I faked death to escape the biz.
That was realAlien Bob said:Did you also fake the aids or was that real?
zoku88 said:Oh no, why did you have to say that?
The FBI is coming for most of the posters here, soon...
TGateKeeper said:that pic with you guys in the boat makes me what to sing the chorus line for this long..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYT7y6lFJtw
:lol
The Wispy Scoundrel said:I honestly did not expect this. I just thought it would be a decent story to share!
Actually, because under-18 is still legally a child, any pornography with an under-16 in counts as child pornography and is very much illegal.NutJobJim said:All those talking about child porn and the FBI need to remember that the legal age of consent here in the UK is 16 so even if 'Hannah' was 16 that's perfectly legal on these shores.
Not to film it.NutJobJim said:All those talking about child porn and the FBI need to remember that the legal age of consent here in the UK is 16 so even if 'Hannah' was 16 that's perfectly legal on these shores.
Odrion said:Not to film it.