Blargonaut
Banned
N? m?r? c?r?m?ny.
VOTE: kingkitty
*m?t?ph?r/F?wk?s r?f?r?nc?. L?G?R?M?NS ?s ?nly my f?g?r?t?v? F?wk?s
tl;dr: k?ng?tty ?S ? D??th ??t?r.
?'m ?b?s D?mbl?d?r?, ?l?gnm?nt ?nv?st?g?t?r.
? ?nv?st?g?t?d h?m l?st N?ght. Wh?n th?y Cr?c??t?'d m?, ? w?s t?rt?r?d ?nd r?v??l?d my n?m? t? th?m. Th?y kn?w wh? ? ?m. H?nc?, my d?ys ?r? n?mb?r?d ?s ? ?xp?ct th?m t? k?ll m? t?n?ght, wh?ch ?s why ?'m ch??s?ng t? r?v??l mys?lf n?w, wh?n ? kn?w ? h?v? ? ch?nc? t? k?ll ?ff ?t l??st ?n? ?f th?m b?f?r? ? g?. Y??h, 1 f?r 1, b?by.
Th?t's my f?n?l l?ss?n f?r 2-D?y, ? g??ss. Lynch k?ngk?tty. Pl??s? d? th? h?m?w?rk ?'v? s?t.
Cl?ss d?sm?ss?d...
...b?t th?t d??sn't m??n y??r ?d?c?t??n ?s ?v?r.
VOTE: kingkitty
Y?? s?? th?t b???t?f?l s?c?nd s?n?
? d?.
?t m??ns ?t's t?m? f?r m? t? d??.
L?t's k??p th?s sh?rt ?nd sw??t...?'m ?lb?s D?mbl?d?r?, P.?., ?pp?r?ntly. "L?G?R?M?NS: <pl?y?rn?m?>" ?s th? sh?t. ? us?d ?t ?n k?ngk?tty.
Wh?l? ? w?s w??t?ng ?n my ?ff?c?, pl?y?ng th?t g?m? ?f m?n?, th?y ?tt?ck?d. ? g?t h?t w?th ? 'St?p?fy' ?nd ? 'Cr?c??t?s'. D?rty f?cks.
B?t n?t b?f?r? ? unl??sh?d my ?wn p?w?r.
Cr?mpl?d ?n my ?wn f?lth, pr?p?r?d f?r th? ?nd... th?n, my l?ttl? "L?G?R?M?NS", th?t b???t?f?l b?rn?ng b?rd ?f ? sp?ll*, fl?w ?n thr??gh th? w?nd?w ?f my m?nd, ?nd t?ld m? th?t Mr. k?ngk?tty ?s ? D??th ??t?r.
S?, b?f?r? ? F?wk?s ?ff, ?'d l?k? t? t?k? Mr. k?ngk?tty w?th m?.
B? k?nd, ?nd h?lp ?n ?ld m?n f?lf?ll h?s dy?ng w?sh.
? d?.
?t m??ns ?t's t?m? f?r m? t? d??.
L?t's k??p th?s sh?rt ?nd sw??t...?'m ?lb?s D?mbl?d?r?, P.?., ?pp?r?ntly. "L?G?R?M?NS: <pl?y?rn?m?>" ?s th? sh?t. ? us?d ?t ?n k?ngk?tty.
Wh?l? ? w?s w??t?ng ?n my ?ff?c?, pl?y?ng th?t g?m? ?f m?n?, th?y ?tt?ck?d. ? g?t h?t w?th ? 'St?p?fy' ?nd ? 'Cr?c??t?s'. D?rty f?cks.
B?t n?t b?f?r? ? unl??sh?d my ?wn p?w?r.
Cr?mpl?d ?n my ?wn f?lth, pr?p?r?d f?r th? ?nd... th?n, my l?ttl? "L?G?R?M?NS", th?t b???t?f?l b?rn?ng b?rd ?f ? sp?ll*, fl?w ?n thr??gh th? w?nd?w ?f my m?nd, ?nd t?ld m? th?t Mr. k?ngk?tty ?s ? D??th ??t?r.
S?, b?f?r? ? F?wk?s ?ff, ?'d l?k? t? t?k? Mr. k?ngk?tty w?th m?.
B? k?nd, ?nd h?lp ?n ?ld m?n f?lf?ll h?s dy?ng w?sh.
*m?t?ph?r/F?wk?s r?f?r?nc?. L?G?R?M?NS ?s ?nly my f?g?r?t?v? F?wk?s
tl;dr: k?ng?tty ?S ? D??th ??t?r.
?'m ?b?s D?mbl?d?r?, ?l?gnm?nt ?nv?st?g?t?r.
? ?nv?st?g?t?d h?m l?st N?ght. Wh?n th?y Cr?c??t?'d m?, ? w?s t?rt?r?d ?nd r?v??l?d my n?m? t? th?m. Th?y kn?w wh? ? ?m. H?nc?, my d?ys ?r? n?mb?r?d ?s ? ?xp?ct th?m t? k?ll m? t?n?ght, wh?ch ?s why ?'m ch??s?ng t? r?v??l mys?lf n?w, wh?n ? kn?w ? h?v? ? ch?nc? t? k?ll ?ff ?t l??st ?n? ?f th?m b?f?r? ? g?. Y??h, 1 f?r 1, b?by.
Th?t's my f?n?l l?ss?n f?r 2-D?y, ? g??ss. Lynch k?ngk?tty. Pl??s? d? th? h?m?w?rk ?'v? s?t.
Cl?ss d?sm?ss?d...
...b?t th?t d??sn't m??n y??r ?d?c?t??n ?s ?v?r.