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Have any of you gotten your gf/wife a boob job?

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Lil' Dice

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My g/f has been mentioning getting them done to maybe a C cup, and I honeslty don't mind as i think it would make for exciting 'new' times under the sheets.
What does something like this cost?
And how long until i can resume biting on her nipples?
 

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
olimario said:
I don't think I'd like implants.
They prevent from breast feeding too, right?

Hmm, I never knew you were a "Milk Man." Nothing wrong with that though, we all have kinky secret desires.
 

miyuru

Member
But once a girl gets implants, they lose feeling in their tits right?

So she'd just doze off while you're titty fucking her.

Anyway what is she right now, a B?

Regardless, I'm all for au natural, but that's just me.
 

Lil' Dice

Banned
miyuru said:
But once a girl gets implants, they lose feeling in their tits right?

So she'd just doze off while you're titty fucking her.

Anyway what is she right now, a B?

Regardless, I'm all for au natural, but that's just me.

I hear they still retain sensitivity, some even become more sensitive after the surgery.

She's an A cup right now, but she's only like 5'-2".
 

darscot

Member
My wife had a breast reduction does that count?
I'm stoked with the results. Two kids turned them into Mom breast now ther back to Daddy breasts.
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Lil' Dice said:
I hear they still retain sensitivity, some even become more sensitive after the surgery.

She's an A cup right now, but she's only like 5'-2".

I'dunno. Larger tits on a short girl look kind of goofy. I present you exhibit Jessica Simpson.
 

bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
olimario said:
They prevent from breast feeding too, right?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/318681p-272535c.html
When it comes to Britney Spears' tabloid-ready pregnancy, even Sally Kirkland is getting into the act.

The 60-year-old former Andy Warhol muse and Academy Award nominee - for Best Actress in the 1987 movie "Anna" - has a stern warning for Mrs. Kevin Federline.

"I happen to know Britney Spears' breast-implant doctor," Kirkland told Webster Hall gadabout Baird Jones in the wee hours yesterday, "and I just hope she does not breastfeed. Because if she does, she could give her baby so many future [health] problems."

Spears' flack responded sarcastically: "Thank you, Sally, for your concern for Britney, but she does not have breast implants, so you don't need to worry."

The flack added: "I'm a little confused, because isn't there patient-doctor privilege?"

Kirkland - a former Vogue model - said she suffered terrible side effects from the implants she obtained after losing a string of acting jobs because she was flat-chested.

"The director Bob Fosse once said to me, 'You are the most brilliant actress I have ever seen, but I cannot use you because of the small size of your breasts,'" Kirkland recounted. "Now I am the poster girl for women with diseases from breast implants. Fortunately, my problems are currently in remission."
 

Lil' Dice

Banned
That sucks for someone wanting to have children and eventually breast feed, but we're both pretty much convinced that we can do without kids.
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Lil' Dice said:
That sucks for someone wanting to have children and eventually breast feed, but we're both pretty much convinced that we can do without kids.

..and then that maternal clock of hers kicks in bigtime out of the blue.
 

Deku Tree

Member
Don't they have a "test drive" kind of thing? You know, where there is a lady in the doctors office with implants who lets you feel her up... otherwise, what if you have buyers remorse with the outcome?
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Lil' Dice said:
She's in her late 20's, it should've kicked in by now.

Nah, I'd wait until mid-30ish before making that call. Either way, I'd say stick with naturals, but that's just me.
 

pollo

Banned
werd, although ive never tried the fakies..how can one not prefer the au naturale's?

theyre just so tasty :D
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
I've heard either the breasts lose msot of their feeling, or become incredibly sensitive (slight winds blowing across nipples = orgasms...ok, not that sensitive).

As a more serious answer, don't think the procedure is without problems. She could die from the surgery if her lung collapses. Seem to remember someone almost dying from that very situation on a documentary here in the UK a bit back. Actually that might have been breast reduction surgery, but as lung collapse IS a risk from breast implants too, think carefully about it.

I'm sure it's incredibly rare, but going through surgery which carries any risk of death when you don't have to seems strange to me.
 
My wife would like to get rid of some of what she has, she's... ample shall we say.

I call her crazy and that girls pay thousands for a rack like that.

I can't complain.
 

Koshiba

Member
Lil' Dice said:
She's an A cup right now, but she's only like 5'-2".

If she's only 5'2", I don't think she really needs a boob job. A b-cup might be a bit better than a c-cup.. Though you have to remember how dangerous boob jobs can be. I've heard of alot of people that got really sick after getting them and didn't know for the longest time that it was the implants that were causing the sickness. Plus, natural boobs *do* feel alot better than implants. So you really have to choose between feel and look. As for the sensitivity, honestly, my boobs don't even really seem to usually be very sensitive either so it wouldn't make much of a difference to me.. Eh, I'd say you try and talk her out of it. Or at least maybe talking to her about getting B-cup instead of C-cup. That's my opinion anyways. :x
 

tetsuoxb

Member
Koshiba said:
If she's only 5'2", I don't think she really needs a boob job. A b-cup might be a bit better than a c-cup.. Though you have to remember how dangerous boob jobs can be. I've heard of alot of people that got really sick after getting them and didn't know for the longest time that it was the implants that were causing the sickness. Plus, natural boobs *do* feel alot better than implants. So you really have to choose between feel and look. As for the sensitivity, honestly, my boobs don't even really seem to usually be very sensitive either so it wouldn't make much of a difference to me.. Eh, I'd say you try and talk her out of it. Or at least maybe talking to her about getting B-cup instead of C-cup. That's my opinion anyways. :x

Im thinkin that Lil'Dice's problem is that there isnt much natural boob to feel.
 
Couple of things:

1) Talk her out of it. Offer to take her on a vacation together somewhere instead with the money. Health risks are just one thing, but then there are other things too-psychological issues like self-esteem and what not. Your G/F doesn't need bigger boobs to look pretty, I'd bet.

2) Baby Rabies-when women got apeshit wanting a kid-can kick in anytime from 20 to 40, about. USUALLY it hits the hardest in the early to mid 30s, and AFTER you are married. If you're going to be together for a while, and you're not going to have kids, you need to seriously lay that out plain and clear, or you're just asking to get oopsed when she does want one, no matter what you want.
 

lexy

Member
There's nothing wrong with cosmetic surgery.

Be prepared to spend a lot of money. 90% of the problems mentioned in this thread can be avoided if you go to a board certified, reputable cosmetic surgeon in the first place. I can't recommend going through with the proceedure unless you are prepared to spend the money to get it done right. The breast feeding thing is true. However, there are substitutes to breast milk if you really do end up having children.

Oh and are you sure she won't break up with you post-boob job? I'm just saying.
 
Enough with this shit. If she wants to get fakies, let her. It may have nothing to do with self esteem. Thats like saying getting a Ph D is a sign of low self esteem.

I knew a guy who paid for his girlfriend's fakies. She was a great lay. How do I know? After she got the big boobs, she was a lot more confident and started fucking around on him. She went from Bs to Ds. They kick ass.
 

Nos_G

Member
Save the implants for after you guys have kids...

The lactation process uses up the fat in the breasts... so after a couple of kids, they kind of deflate.

Something to think about. ;)
 

cloudwalking

300chf ain't shit to me
tedtropy said:
I'dunno. Larger tits on a short girl look kind of goofy.

I've always thought so too... I'm 5'4 when I stand up straight, small frame, skinny legs and arms, but when it comes to my chest, I have D-sized breasts. I've always found that it makes me look very disproportionate.
 

hXc_thugg

Member
cloudwalking said:
I've always thought so too... I'm 5'4 when I stand up straight, small frame, skinny legs and arms, but when it comes to my chest, I have D-sized breasts. I've always found that it makes me look very disproportionate.

Yum yum, gimme some.






Now I am a member of the GAF elite!
 

Mr Gump

Banned
cloudwalking said:
I've always thought so too... I'm 5'4 when I stand up straight, small frame, skinny legs and arms, but when it comes to my chest, I have D-sized breasts. I've always found that it makes me look very disproportionate.
No way! Big breasts on small girls are the best!
 

GaimeGuy

Volunteer Deputy Campaign Director, Obama for America '16
cloudwalking said:
I've always thought so too... I'm 5'4 when I stand up straight, small frame, skinny legs and arms, but when it comes to my chest, I have D-sized breasts. I've always found that it makes me look very disproportionate.
O_O
 

Flynn

Member
loxy said:
There's nothing wrong with cosmetic surgery.

This is an opinion.

Mine is that 10% of cosmetic surgery helps people that are born with deformities or differences that make it hard for them to fit in or feel good about themselves.

Another 10% are well-executed upgrades.

The other 80% are pretty much mutilations.

I've seen enough scarred, lopsided, over-inflated, too-hard, cross-eyed tittes to last me a lifetime.
 

Rorschach

Member
cloudwalking said:
I've always thought so too... I'm 5'4 when I stand up straight, small frame, skinny legs and arms, but when it comes to my chest, I have D-sized breasts. I've always found that it makes me look very disproportionate.
D cups? I dunno 'bout that...
 

KingGondo

Banned
My GF is about 5'2", with nearly a C. My problem was making her feel more comfortable with what she felt were oversized breasts, so self-confidence seems to be the issue with most girls.

Generally, I try to stay away from today's quick fixes--work on her self esteem first, wait a while, and if she still wants them, consider it more carefully.

Somebody above mentioned a vacation as an alternative. What do you think will spice your relationship up more--bigger breasts (which you'll get used to eventually), or sex in a romantic, special place--something you can remember and come back to for years to come?
 

Mr Gump

Banned
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You decide!















They look right to me
 

Mr Gump

Banned
KingGondo said:
My GF is about 5'2", with nearly a C. My problem was making her feel more comfortable with what she felt were oversized breasts, so self-confidence seems to be the issue with most girls.

Generally, I try to stay away from today's quick fixes--work on her self esteem first, wait a while, and if she still wants them, consider it more carefully.

Somebody above mentioned a vacation as an alternative. What do you think will spice your relationship up more--bigger breasts (which you'll get used to eventually), or sex in a romantic, special place--something you can remember and come back to for years to come?
My friend is about that height and has D's. She thinks they are her best feature and i would have to agree.
 

cloudwalking

300chf ain't shit to me
KingGondo said:
My GF is about 5'2", with nearly a C. My problem was making her feel more comfortable with what she felt were oversized breasts, so self-confidence seems to be the issue with most girls.

Yeah, it's not easy accepting it when most of your friends who are your size have little to no breasts. It's also really hard to buy clothes -- my body takes an extra small size but the twins don't want to fit into that... they need a medium to large to squeeze in.

I remember in high school, too, I had to live with the rumor that I had had a boob job. It wasn't easy for me.
 
cloudwalking said:
I've always thought so too... I'm 5'4 when I stand up straight, small frame, skinny legs and arms, but when it comes to my chest, I have D-sized breasts. I've always found that it makes me look very disproportionate.

You look ok to me.

Maybe it's just me but it seems like women obsess a hell of a lot more about their looks than they should. There's always going to be shallow guys but I think most don't give as much of a crap about breast size as women seem to think.
 

Mr Gump

Banned
cloudwalking said:
Yeah, it's not easy accepting it when most of your friends who are your size have little to no breasts. It's also really hard to buy clothes -- my body takes an extra small size but the twins don't want to fit into that... they need a medium to large to squeeze in.

I remember in high school, too, I had to live with the rumor that I had had a boob job. It wasn't easy for me.
They were jealous obviously.
 

miyuru

Member
cloudwalking said:
I've always thought so too... I'm 5'4 when I stand up straight, small frame, skinny legs and arms, but when it comes to my chest, I have D-sized breasts. I've always found that it makes me look very disproportionate.

WHAT

Jesus, I need to quit GAF for a while, this place pisses me off now.
 

Koshiba

Member
cloudwalking said:
I've always thought so too... I'm 5'4 when I stand up straight, small frame, skinny legs and arms, but when it comes to my chest, I have D-sized breasts. I've always found that it makes me look very disproportionate.

Well, my mom is about 5'3" and even since she was about 16 she's had like full D-cup breasts. She kinda hates the one side effect though that when she talks to guys.. They focus too much on her breasts since she's so small and skinny with really big boobs.. Makes them stick out more. She's talked to me about it before. And honestly, it *does* look a little weird on her. Which is why I probably would get a breast reduction if I had them too big.

As for me, I really wouldn't want D-cup boobs. Seems too big for me and if I did have them, I'd most likely end up getting a breast reduction. I'm about 5'6" though.. The biggest I would put up with is C-cup. D-cup is just a bit too much.
 
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