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[darkangel-212559]

Skippy is on another level of virginity. I actually feel pretty sorry for him, he has to have some degree of Asperger's or Autism.

Aspergers is autism. I have it.

Plus I don't know who that bitch is but I've fucked a good amount of women in my time. Every one knew I am on the autism spectrum and it didn't mean shit.

 

[Halo is Back]

Aspergers is autism. I have it.

Plus I don't know who that bitch is but I've fucked a good amount of women in my time. Every one knew I am on the autism spectrum and it didn't mean shit.

Autism is a spectrum disorder, so yes Aspergers is a part of the spectrum. I'm not saying people can't get girls with Autism, I knew a friend who had Aspergers who had a GF. Great guy. It's just more difficult (generally speaking) based on the severity of the condition.

 

[darkangel-212559]

Autism is a spectrum disorder, so yes Aspergers is a part of the spectrum. I'm not saying people can't get girls with Autism, I knew a friend who had Aspergers who had a GF. Great guy. It's just more difficult (generally speaking) based on the severity of the condition.

No shit. But I don't know why you feel the need to tell me that considering I actually live with the condition lol.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I usually grab her by the vag and if she's still here after that then I kiss her.

 

[Halo is Back]

No shit. But I don't know why you feel the need to tell me that considering I actually live with the condition lol.

No offense. I was just correcting my poor wording. Not trying to lecture you

 

[darkangel-212559]

No offense. I was just correcting my poor wording. Not trying to lecture you

All good bro.

 

[Burning Blade]

Yep and I tuck my dick between my legs before I ask.

Yep and I tuck my dick between my legs before I ask.

 

[AJUMP23]

Did you say "you are welcome my dear" ?

No I said something about being happy to, and you don’t have to thank me but I’m glad you enjoy it.

 

[Tschumi]

Oh yes, some of the most titillating first kisses I've ever had were stolen in such circumstances that would require collaboration

"[i can tell you want to despite your being not-single, so just to put the buzz on you] can I kiss you?"

 

[nush]

Oh yes, some of the most titillating first kisses I've ever had were stolen in such circumstances that would require collaboration

"[i can tell you want to despite your being not-single, so just to put the buzz on you] can I kiss you?"

Wow making passes on women in relationships? That's certainly worth bragging about.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Assuming a woman will automatically be okay with you kissing them in a romantic relationship is vestigial Neanderthal instincts taken form and manifested in harmful patriarchal tendencies that mainstream media has conditioned us to think of as a norm of the modern man-led socio-political climate. How very toxic and alpha male to assume a woman who prefers your specific company will also, invariably prefer your physical "affection," (in quotations, because rape is a more apt term) I ask for spoken and written consent for all of my actions before milady so as to express that I am, in fact, an ally, and also that I recognize and am remorseful for the false crown that Hollywood machismo and boys' club behavior has veiled my entire gender beneath the umbrella of.

But if it's a random chick, I lay the mack on that shit like it's going out of style.

"Hey, you wanna make out?"
"Do I know y-" *my entire tongue in her mouth*

Hasn't failed me yet.

 

[Soltype]

Never ask, she'll send signals and you take it.Asking shows a lack of confidence.If she's not giving you rhythm then don't waste your time.

 

[Darklor01]

I’ll admit to it. After I’ve removed her shackles, lifted the top of the stocks off and removed the ball gag .. yeah, I’ve asked politely.

J/K When I was young and inexperienced, I did once. After that, fuck no. If you have to ask, don’t bother.

 

[BouncyFrag]

 

[Vicetrailia]

Please refer to @bender 's post above

haha. The saddest thing is when robots let people program them to think that every everything has a formula. But we all know that sexuality is about the moment, and taking advantage of it, very human. The only rule is entertaining others.

 

[Tschumi]

Wow making passes on women in relationships? That's certainly worth bragging about.

Snap looks like I've got a turd stuck to my shoe

Yeah it was fun when i was about 20, what the fuck were you doing at that age? Working on your emo fringe i guess

 

[plushyp]

Aspergers is autism. I have it.

Plus I don't know who that bitch is but I've fucked a good amount of women in my time. Every one knew I am on the autism spectrum and it didn't mean shit.

It's because you were the designated pity fuck so they all did their good deed for the day to gain +ve karma points.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Asking for permission is a bad habit but i understand it.

 

[Mitsuda Maniac]

The eyes really do say it all. Thing is that a lot of guys are too shy for prolonged eye contact and can't pull it off smoothly.

 

[darkangel-212559]

It's because you were the designated pity fuck so they all did their good deed for the day to gain +ve karma points.

Or maybe there was mutual attraction and we liked each other.

Get the fuck out of here with your BS.

 

[plushyp]

Or maybe there was mutual attraction and we liked each other.

Get the fuck out of here with your BS.

I would have thought the +ve karma would have been a hint that this is a joke post especially since we're on a gaming forum but guess not.

 

[darkangel-212559]

I would have thought the +ve karma would have been a hint that this is a joke post especially since we're on a gaming forum but guess not.

Years of dealing people with that attitude has made me very sensitive. For many what you just posted isn't meant as a joke.

 

[darkangel-212559]

I get the joke. Just not sure it's entirely appropriate.

 

[Gp1]

The 90% rule is great too : Lean in 90%, let her close the gap.

But, YOU DON'T GO THE WHOLE 100%.
Albert....

 

[plushyp]

Years of dealing people with that attitude has made me very sensitive. For many what you just posted isn't meant as a joke.

I understand but if you're going to go out of your way to find something offensive in something then rest assured you're always going to find something even if there's nothing there.

I get the joke. Just not sure it's entirely appropriate.

Nothing inappropriate about it given the context.

 

[GeorgPrime]

I was wondering because I ran into this video. I feel like it's such a beta male thing to do but that's just me.







Well Gaf, have you ever done it? Did it work out for you??

No. Just if she would like to fuck with me without any responsibilities....

 

[Come On Tars]

I ask for chapstick. They always pull me in for a kiss and I just pass away bro.

 

[Loope]

Assuming a woman will automatically be okay with you kissing them in a romantic relationship is vestigial Neanderthal instincts taken form and manifested in harmful patriarchal tendencies that mainstream media has conditioned us to think of as a norm of the modern man-led socio-political climate. How very toxic and alpha male to assume a woman who prefers your specific company will also, invariably prefer your physical "affection," (in quotations, because rape is a more apt term) I ask for spoken and written consent for all of my actions before milady so as to express that I am, in fact, an ally, and also that I recognize and am remorseful for the false crown that Hollywood machismo and boys' club behavior has veiled my entire gender beneath the umbrella of.

But if it's a random chick, I lay the mack on that shit like it's going out of style.

"Hey, you wanna make out?"
"Do I know y-" *my entire tongue in her mouth*

Hasn't failed me yet.

 

[haxan7]

I don't ask, I just kiss.

 

[Sloth Guevara]

In days past I didn’t.
mid I was young and single these days I sure would.

 

[LMJ]

But of course, after Mi'lady and I sang a "empowering" ditty



I then tipped back my fedora and said "if its not too cis male centric of me, may I have the honor of requesting a peck on the lips?"

The real sad part is that this is actually not that far fetched now...lol...

The human race is doomed

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[Kev Kev]

I don’t remember… But If I have, I shouldn’t have

 

[TGO]

Nope, just go for the lips......not them ones

 

[G Boaty]

I feel like I probably did when I was a kid. Not sure if this is a thing elsewhere, but in the UK growing up when you were in the throws of puberty and scared of rejection, it was common to get your friend to ask for you. Like just walk up to a girl and ask "Will you go with my mate?" and then point to your friend, assuming he hadn't ran away out of fear.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Nope, just go for the lips......not them ones

 

[Deleted member 820760]

Yep, I've done it. She is now my wife!

 

[nush]

Yep, I've done it. She is now my wife!

Is this a win?

 

[Deleted member 820760]

Is this a win?

Fuck yes!

 

[OmegaSupreme]

This shit is so true. I can't tell you how many weasels I've seen over the years dressed exactly like this and are just as sexless.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

I don’t ask your mom if I can kiss her. I just fucking do it.

 

[Mihos]

I usually negotiate price before going over the rules

 

[-Minsc-]

Yes.

 

[Halo is Back]

Oh yes, some of the most titillating first kisses I've ever had were stolen in such circumstances that would require collaboration

"[i can tell you want to despite your being not-single, so just to put the buzz on you] can I kiss you?"

You have a very distinct writing style that I noticed in your posts.

 

[plushyp]

I don't ask, I just kiss.

Revealed! The identity of the mysterious serial kisser!

 

[AJUMP23]

I have kissed some girls, and I liked it.

 

[navii]

Omg, I realised that yes I did, in that needy beta way...eventually it worked and we dated for a few years.

 

[ResilientBanana]

I have, ended up fuckin'