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[Tranquil]

For your mum. Sure

You remember you said that.

 

[Tranquil]

My 22 year old ex's mum was 40. She was hotter

Spoiler

and had nicer feet

Were we debating something, bub?

 

[darkangel-212559]

You remember you said that.

I will. YUMMY

 

[DESTROYA]

 

[Taxexemption]

And also incredibly healthy. Analysis after analysis has stated for many years that masturbation is incredibly good for you. The only people who don't think so are those indoctrinated into believing the words of a book written 2000 years ago. I don't recommend that for a healthy lifestyle.

Successful people don't masterbate or at least keep that activity to a minimum. If you jack off all the time it will drain your vitality. You are stronger and have more energy when horny. When i Successfully abstain for weeks I feel like I could throw trucks around like the incredible hulk.

 

[Tranquil]

Successful people don't masterbate or at least keep that activity to a minimum. If you jack off all the time it will drain your vitality. You are stronger and have more energy when horny. When i Successfully abstain for weeks I feel like I could throw trucks around like the incredible hulk.

I can't go longer than 3 or 4 days. Proud of you.

 

[Foamy]

Nothing wrong with flogging the dolphin.
Choking your chicken. Spanking the monkey. Pulling your goalie. Beatin the meet.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

 

[Tranquil]

Nothing wrong with flogging the dolphin.
Choking your chicken. Spanking the monkey. Pulling your goalie. Beatin the meet.

*meat

 

[Tschumi]

Yes. Not that it stops me.. i think jerking off is about the payoff, and my taste for what gets me there changes almost every time. It's got very little to do with how the participants look, more how they're moving and what their thinking (it it's convincing, if not i can't even).. the distinction between what gets me hard efficiently and what I'm genuinely attracted to.. Isn't a subtlety that is easy to explain to someone with blurry English and a traditional background

 

[Foamy]

*meat

Phone auto correct sucks sometimes.

 

[Tranquil]

Phone auto correct sucks sometimes.

No worries bub.

 

[Tranquil]

 

[Madevil]

Oh, sorry I'm late. I was busy beating off.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Oh, sorry I'm late. I was busy beating off.

You know that feeling when you beat your meat so hard, it ruptures a vein in your cock, and then your penis swells up massively from the engorged blood?

Yeah, it's like an all-natural penis enhancement. It's fantastic.

 

[Ash Sparrow]

Yes. I haven't masturbated or looked at porn in many years. I believe it's a serious sin and offends God, so I stopped, by the grace of God. I learned to go to war with my own thoughts and to stop mentally consenting to lust. It's one thing to have an unwilled spontaneous sexually inappropriate thought about a woman. This is not even morally wrong. It becomes morally wrong once you are consciously aware of it and give consent to it, in a free act of will to continue the fantasy. Then you become a willing participant in the sin of sexual lust. Or as Christ called it, "adultery in your heart." Sin always comes from an act of will, not merely from uninvited random thoughts that pop into your head. If I do find myself getting bombarded by unwanted sexual thoughts, I say a prayer to Christ or Mary to protect my mind and soul and resolve that "I do not consent" to them. This has become easier over the years. I am a married man with children and so I do make love to my wife regularly (not as regularly as I might like sometimes!).

I also make efforts to avoid the occasion of serious visual temptations for me. I avoid movies with female nudity, for example. I have become accustomed to diverting my eyes from very sexually enticing imagery for me. Sometimes, for example, if I see an attractive woman, I limit how much I look at her, especially if she is dressed immodestly. I have taught my children to divert their eyes from sexually immodest imagery as well. If, say, we are walking through the mall past a 15 foot Victoria Secret model poster with cleavage popping out of her bra, I only have to say "Thomas", and they know to divert their eyes downward until I give the all-clear. This habit of diverting eyes is recommended by the great Saint Alphonsus Liguori, who would remove his glasses on occasions as I've mentioned. I say "Thomas" in honor of the great saint Thomas Aquinas who was a model of chastity and virtue. The saints tell us that the greater number of the eternally damned are those who fell into mortal sexual sin, especially among the young. This isn't a game to me.

You lost me at Mary. Otherwise good post. I believe it to be a sin to pray to Mary. As in my Christian belief only one can forgive sin and that is Jesus. It is more blessed to be a follower of Christ than the mother of Christ.

 

[GardenOfAbbylon]

No. If i choose to play with the Pit of Sarlacc, that's my business. It's a perfectly normal thing.

 

[Valonquar]

Only when I've been caught.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Were we debating something, bub?

I don't believe so

 

[Belmonte]

 

[highrider]

Everyone should feel shame that you couldn’t get your dick sucked. All of you.

 

[YCoCg]

Successful people don't masterbate or at least keep that activity to a minimum.

Wolf of Wall Street says otherwise.

 

[kopitarrulez_11]

Wolf of Wall Street says otherwise.

Thats scene kills me everytime

 

[Orpheum]

My GF HATES the fact that i watch porn occasionally. And i hate the arguments stemming from it...

 

[OmegaSupreme]

My GF HATES the fact that i watch porn occasionally. And i hate the arguments stemming from it...

Tell her you're just trying to learn new moves.

 

[H4ze]

Aint no simp, I just beat it like MJ, everyone who tries to shame other for jerking off can fuck right off

 

[GeorgPrime]

Never.

My wife complained now that they are banning Pornhub in her country.

I send her a list with all other availaible porn sites lol

At the moment we have to do it on camera or alone.

 

[Elcid]

Never.

My wife complained now that they are banning Pornhub in her country.

I send her a list with all other availaible porn sites lol

At the moment we have to do it on camera or alone.

You’re doing it wrong.

 

[BlackTron]

I have taught my children to divert their eyes from sexually immodest imagery as well. If, say, we are walking through the mall past a 15 foot Victoria Secret model poster with cleavage popping out of her bra, I only have to say "Thomas", and they know to divert their eyes downward until I give the all-clear.

Well. Someone's not getting laid in college.

 

[MetalAlien]

I dunno do I seem guilty right now?

 

[Grinchy]

My GF HATES the fact that i watch porn occasionally. And i hate the arguments stemming from it...

"Baby, I need to cum once per day. If we haven't fucked, I'll be handling it myself. If you don't want me watching porn, there's a simple solution to that..."

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Nope