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Have You taken the Black Pill?

West Texas CEO

GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Forget the Red Pill or the Blue Pill, take the Black Pill. At the heart of this intellectually rigorous ideology is the undeniable knowledge that if you are not a woman, or a man with a height of 6'2"+/chiseled jaw/10% bodyfat/200 pounds bodyweight/6-pack abs/six inch penis, you are absolutely hosed in life.

 

deafmedal

Member
Did you actually make it through to the end? Does he shoot himself?
Wat.
Get some exercise, eat better, stop smoking and whining then find a nice girl and treat her well. Yeah, you ain’t landing an S tier hottie, but C tier chicks aren’t generally landing S tier hunks. ‘Sides, bust your ass and you can at least make inroads wrt money. Just gotta do it.
 

M1chl

Currently Gif and Meme Champion
Six inches is kinda average though.

Just in case, someone would want to cope, here is a map. And yes reporting from that green country in the heart of Europe and yes can confirm.

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Did you actually make it through to the end? Does he shoot himself?
Wat.
Get some exercise, eat better, stop smoking and whining then find a nice girl and treat her well. Yeah, you ain’t landing an S tier hottie, but C tier chicks aren’t generally landing S tier hunks. ‘Sides, bust your ass and you can at least make inroads wrt money. Just gotta do it.
That's NPC talk, what works for these idiots to get some uglie, learn how women works and then you are going to be far better. Learned that at 14 years of age. She was not that bad, but below my standards, too big of tits. Learn how to behave is waaay more important that any of those listed things.
 
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Scrubbed a bit through it.

First of all this gentleman is overweight and he smokes.
Also he has a mindset that promotes inaction. It is not 'all about genetics'.

Genetics is a large part of it, but the idea is that a man develops himself and harnesses his potential.
Evolution requires differences and change, so you have not lost by default.

This man should STOP SMOKING, eat better, work out, redpill himself properly, and then start thinking about the type of woman he wants in his life.

You can't approach the topic of your genetic legacy by being a clueless npc. That's how men end up with annoying shorthaired fat women that test him constantly (tests which he will lose).

Recent Rollo:
 

Bullet Club

Banned
What an odd looking fellow.

Looks like he ended up swallowing a pork sword instead of taking the black pill. Good for him.

 

Stouffers

Banned
I’m 6’2”, but fat. I used to be in shape, but spiraled hard after a car wreck. The wreck I believe also triggered other issues related to anxiety (driver passed out at the wheel and we slammed into a semi at 80mph). I guess my peen is fine, but it’s buried under an avalanche of FUPA.
 

GeorgPrime

Banned
Scrubbed a bit through it.

First of all this gentleman is overweight and he smokes.
Also he has a mindset that promotes inaction. It is not 'all about genetics'.

Genetics is a large part of it, but the idea is that a man develops himself and harnesses his potential.
Evolution requires differences and change, so you have not lost by default.

This man should STOP SMOKING, eat better, work out, redpill himself properly, and then start thinking about the type of woman he wants in his life.

You can't approach the topic of your genetic legacy by being a clueless npc. That's how men end up with annoying shorthaired fat women that test him constantly (tests which he will lose).

Recent Rollo:


I had women in my life where other people said "She is too much for us".

My tricks are:

- Naturally charming
- Other people learn things at "Pickup Courses" that i can do naturally
- Confident
- Easy going
- Can talk to every woman (Hot Woman, Decent Looking, Bad Looking, Overweighted) like she is the most normal stuff i ever seen.
- I teached myself to dance (Street Style / Hip Hop / RnB) but i can literally dance everything

But iam:

- Way too thin (genetics... i can eat like 6 Pizzas and dont gain weight)
- Only average/decent looking
- Followed by bad luck in life (literally everything i do gets destroyed by things like Corona or other stuff)

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So i you just feel you are priviliged to every woman without doing anything about yourself.... shut the fuck up.
 
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So being black pilled is just "giving up if not everything is perfect"?
How stupid is that?

Don't compare yourself with the David Beckhams or Brad Pitts of the world who get everything on a silver plate.

Be that that street dog fucking the golden retriever ladies.
Be that rogue that punches way above his league.

That's success in life.
To achieve more than what you were destined in for at the beginning.
 
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teezzy

Banned
So being black pilled is just "giving up if not everything is perfect"?
How stupid is that?

Don't compare yourself with the David Beckhams or Brad Pitts of the world who get everything on a silver plate.

Be that that street dog fucking the golden retriever ladies.
Be that rogue that punches way above his league.

That's success in life.
To achieve more than what you were in for at the beginning.

It's being a pussy and using nihilism as a scapegoat. Basically the 2020 equivalent of being a mall goth
 

GeorgPrime

Banned
So being black pilled is just "giving up if not everything is perfect"?
How stupid is that?

Don't compare yourself with the David Beckhams or Brad Pitts of the world who get everything on a silver plate.

Be that that street dog fucking the golden retriever ladies.
Be that rogue that punches way above his league.

That's success in life.
To achieve more than what you were in for at the beginning.

Modern generations are all about "I deserve it even if i dont do anything for it" and "If its to hard to get, i dont want it but i am priviliged to get it anyway so make sure i can have it".
 
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M1chl

Currently Gif and Meme Champion
So being black pilled is just "giving up if not everything is perfect"?
How stupid is that?

Don't compare yourself with the David Beckhams or Brad Pitts of the world who get everything on a silver plate.

Be that that street dog fucking the golden retriever ladies.
Be that rogue that punches way above his league.

That's success in life.
To achieve more than what you were in for at the beginning.
Men sadlz tend to fall into pit of "why even try" and sadly it can be seen even here.
 

diffusionx

Gold Member
Look, this is true to some extent, but ultimately, what can we do about it. You can either wallow in a pit of despair or try to live every day moving towards the person you want to be. There's no other options.

To me this is another facet of the insanity of social media/the internet, ultimately average people, guys in this case, compare themselves to the Gigachads (and fake Chads like Dan Bilzerian) and feel depressed, because it's in their face all the time.

If guys couldn't turn on Instagram and see literally thousands of thots bending over in front of a camera would they feel this way?

So being black pilled is just "giving up if not everything is perfect"?
How stupid is that?

Don't compare yourself with the David Beckhams or Brad Pitts of the world who get everything on a silver plate.

I remember looking at this picture of Leonardo DiCaprio sitting on the beach one day, he was surrounded by these 10/10 models all 15 years his junior and he just had such an unhappy look on his face. Obviously I don't know his private innermost thoughts but let's not assume all these people are just walking on clouds at all times. I bet Beckham and Pitt would have a differnt view of their lives than what people think. Hell look at Johnny Depp - extremely handsome, super rich, ultra famous, yet look at the hell a woman dragged him through.
 
I remember looking at this picture of Leonardo DiCaprio sitting on the beach one day, he was surrounded by these 10/10 models all 15 years his junior and he just had such an unhappy look on his face. Obviously I don't know his private innermost thoughts but let's not assume all these people are just walking on clouds at all times. I bet Beckham and Pitt would have a differnt view of their lives than what people think. Hell look at Johnny Depp - extremely handsome, super rich, ultra famous, yet look at the hell a woman dragged him through.
full +1 here..
 

eot

Banned
But iam:

- Way too thin (genetics... i can eat like 6 Pizzas and dont gain weight)
- Only average/decent looking
- Followed by bad luck in life (literally everything i do gets destroyed by things like Corona or other stuff)
Speaking as someone who's been skinny their entire life: you probably don't eat as much as you think you do.
 

GeorgPrime

Banned
Speaking as someone who's been skinny their entire life: you probably don't eat as much as you think you do.

Growing older i managed to gain 10 Kilo. Stuck at around 70 kilo now. Iam 187 cm big.

Will go back to fitness to gain some more weight after Corona.

Normally i have like 3 Breakfeasts, one good Lunch and 3 Dinner.

But cant pay much for everything i need to eat lol
 
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Elcid

Banned
Just in case, someone would want to cope, here is a map. And yes reporting from that green country in the heart of Europe and yes can confirm.

world_penis_map.png



That's NPC talk, what works for these idiots to get some uglie, learn how women works and then you are going to be far better. Learned that at 14 years of age. She was not that bad, but below my standards, too big of tits. Learn how to behave is waaay more important that any of those listed things.
Waiting for inevitable GAF dick comparison thread “here and nowhere else” 😂.
 

12Goblins

Lil’ Gobbie
why these ppl look like they never stepped in a gym or have any aspiration tho



its easier to cry and complain and blame everyone else. this is the most self defeating shit ever

Women just want men who are socially competent. that's it. thats why fat people who are funny or popular in social circles are desirable to women
 
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I have no sympathy for anyone who refuses to play the cards they're dealt in life

Respect isn't just given, it's earned
I honestly thought being Black Pulled meant knowing more about the world (i.e. conspiracy theories that are most likely true, etc).

I can't imagine being depressed because I can't get a woman in my life. That's kind of pathetic, but understandable too because humans need to have sexy time together.

All I know is if you want a woman, you gotta first respect and love yourself despite whatever flaw you have. That's how I got in bed with Ariel Rebel, atleast in my mind.
 

IDKFA

I am Become Bilbo Baggins
Dude needs to take care of himself.

For a starter, get to the gym. Get into facial care. Get to a barber shop. Splash out on some nice clothes and shoes. I can never stop saying how important a nice pair of shoes are. You could be wearing the absolute mint garms, but it's all for nothing if you're wearing shit shoes with it!

Then start making yourself more interesting. Learn a language, take up reading (true fact. Women really love a man who reads) or some other hobby, but make sure it's something you like and you're passionate about.

It's never too late to change either. My uncle at 40 was a slob. An overweight man who hated his body and didn't care about his appearance. His wife gave up on him and left, but that was the kick in arse he needed. He went to the gym, started to take care of the way he looked and now he has gone from slob to god and now has a very hot girlfriend ten years his junior. Like seriously, even though he has massively improved, he's still punching above his weight with this woman.

Take care of yourself and the rest will follow.
 

teezzy

Banned
I think most people would be shocked if they knew what they were capable of. It's not that hard MiyazakiHatesKojima MiyazakiHatesKojima

- Dont dress like a child
- Eat real food and avoid processed garbage
- Exercise for at least 30 minutes a day, even if it's just walking
- Practice basic hygiene and grooming
- Read before going to bed every night
- Try meditating for at least 10 minutes a day
- Avoid drugs/alcohol as much as possible

People give up too easily. Self improvement isn't about getting laid, it's about doing it so you're not caught in some nasty self-hatred loop. People can even use their self-hatred to motivate themselves to improve.
 
I think most people would be shocked if they knew what they were capable of. It's not that hard MiyazakiHatesKojima MiyazakiHatesKojima

- Dont dress like a child
- Eat real food and avoid processed garbage
- Exercise for at least 30 minutes a day, even if it's just walking
- Practice basic hygiene and grooming
- Read before going to bed every night
- Try meditating for at least 10 minutes a day
- Avoid drugs/alcohol as much as possible

People give up too easily. Self improvement isn't about getting laid, it's about doing it so you're not caught in some nasty self-hatred loop. People can even use their self-hatred to motivate themselves to improve.
Beautifully said.

I've been in that self-loathing phase these past two weeks, but that's because I needed to come in terms with certain aspects of my life.

Routine is a beautiful way to live if you're able to make an effective routine like the one you described.

Can't wait to find a cute pixie chick like Ariel and Big Bang her out of this galaxy!
 

teezzy

Banned
Beautifully said.

I've been in that self-loathing phase these past two weeks, but that's because I needed to come in terms with certain aspects of my life.

Routine is a beautiful way to live if you're able to make an effective routine like the one you described.

Can't wait to find a cute pixie chick like Ariel and Big Bang her out of this galaxy!

From experience, the pixie chicks suck in their own ways too. A lot of em are narcissistic assholes. I'm tryna find a church girl who has her shit in order above all else.
 
From experience, the pixie chicks suck in their own ways too. A lot of em are narcissistic assholes. I'm tryna find a church girl who has her shit in order above all else.
I was part of a Christian Club at my university and got to know some wonderful and pretty church girls.

They liked me a lot, but I couldn't ask them out because I felt it was best that they mingle with their own kind, in terms of the country they were born in.

Play Bioshock Infinite and your love for church girls will skyrocket once you get acquainted with Elizabeth 🌻
 
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teezzy

Banned
I was part of a Christian Club at my university and got to know some wonderful and pretty church girls.

They liked me a lot, but I couldn't ask them out because I felt it was best that they mingle with their own kind, in terms of the country they were born in.

Play Bioshock Infinite and your love for church girls will skyrocket once you get acquainted with Elizabeth 🌻

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You're my kinda dude, brother.
 

Mossybrew

Banned
Part of growing up is realizing Mr Rogers lied to you, you're not special just because you're you. You're not entitled to jack shit in this life, step up and earn your place at the table.
 

Amory

Member
Part of growing up is realizing Mr Rogers lied to you, you're not special just because you're you. You're not entitled to jack shit in this life, step up and earn your place at the table.
Yeah but at least Mr. Rogers also encouraged kids to always try new things and to be kind to others even if they're different.

Guy never said 'you're perfect, no improvement or effort needed'. He just acknowledged some level of worth inherent to each human life, and ironically these cynical fucks didn't even get that message.
 

Glip_Glop

Member
I’m still trying to figure this shit out. My mindset now is completely different, even from a year ago. Travel, meditation, humility and acts of selflessness contribute (at least for me) to an open and empathetic world view. Getting angry at seemingly innocuous things-it’s easy to project your frustration, something I have been very guilty of in the past. Acknowledge these feelings, they are valid, whatever they may be, because you’re the one “feeling them”. The trick is how you react. If someone is hitting you with a stick, take it away. Know that fucking up can become a beautiful, yet chaotic learning lesson- you’ll start going easier on yourself, you deserve that. And in time, you’ll slowly start to see that you’re applying this skill towards other people. ”Be excellent to each other...” A quote from a silly movie? Or great words of wisdom-part of the fundamental truth of what it means to be human. I’d like to think both.
 
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