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Kilau
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Ass of Can Whooping
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adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
SEGAvangelist
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MayauMiao
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Connxtion
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Yeah my mistake, something in X and then her saying she would have given it a higher score if she could etc…
Should have checked the article myself.
Skifi28
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Liking something and defending it to death online is kinda different. It's ok to like mediocre games, we probably all do, just don't go around trying to convince everyone else they're wrong and fanboys.
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Lokaum D+
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This thread has more text lines than Senuas 2, and took us less than a day.
Skifi28
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Probably more combat too. I could have sworn I even witnessed dismemberment a few pages back.
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CosmicComet
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I will likely never play this game, even if it ports to PS5.
But God dang does it look beautiful. Easily the most beautiful first party game that has been released from either of the three. No close contender.
Doesn't matter if it's a tiny play area with near zero interactivity, I just mean straight visuals, its untouched.
But God dang does it look beautiful. Easily the most beautiful first party game that has been released from either of the three. No close contender.
Doesn't matter if it's a tiny play area with near zero interactivity, I just mean straight visuals, its untouched.
ChorizoPicozo
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adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
Gerstmann not liking something in 2024 is as expected as
Ass of Can Whooping
sniffing his own farts.
You ain't wrong. Check out the Screenshots thread for some eye candy.
|OT| - Hellblade II Screenshot Thread | Best looking game this gen so far?
Not my thing but worth it for the eye candy alone. Best looking game around, no doubt. The detail is incredible.
Lokaum D+
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LiquidMetal14
hide your water-based mammals
Now we're coping and realizing this isn't a good game. It's a beauty though.
DavidGzz
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This game is not for me, but to the majority of people on this thread I have to ask… can you show me on the doll where Microsoft touched you?
I thought the cicadas were annoying when I was trying to sleep today. Nothing compared to the haters in this thread who can't help to post about a genre of game that isn't for them on a console they don't even own. Go post about things you do like or have interests in. I guess ACG and Yongyea are also paid by MS because they both gave the game good reviews for the type of game it is. If it isn't for you, why post 3-50 times in this thread? Go do something productive.
Danjin44
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can you show me on the doll where Microsoft touched you?
Tiago Rodrigues
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This game feels like this gen's The Order 1886 for better or worse tbh.
balls of snow
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Ngl this is one of the weirdest review thread OP's I've seen. No meta score and the only reviews quoted seem to be the good scores 
nikolino840
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gothmog
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There's already enough tears in here.Ngl this is one of the weirdest review thread OP's I've seen. No meta score and the only reviews quoted seem to be the good scores
GHG
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adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
Bernardougf
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Sorry double post.
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Bernardougf
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The console sux.
Bernardougf
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Sure if you take about half the hours ... and 70% less gameplay ...
bender
What time is it?
A broken clock is right twice a day.
Tiago Rodrigues
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Even less gameplay? Yikes...
Danjin44
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gow3isben
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Story was great gunplay was decent bosses sucked but overall narrative made up for it.
Still top 3 graphics last gen despite being launch-ish
Hestar69
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the order was a great game minus reusing the same god damn boss. I really wish it could a sequel..
Honestly, Hellblade 2 3hrs in is amazing IMO. only negatives for me is 30 fps (games should be 60). I'm loving my time so far sad to see it get so much hate.
Danjin44
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Are you fucking kidding me!? I couldn't fucking choose what gun I can use and story about hunting monsters you barely fight monsters, you mostly fight other people fight with guns.
Let me remind you this game came out same fucking year as Bloodborne which you play as proper hunter fighting actual monsters.
Games like Order made for graphics whores who want to drool over pixels and nothing else.
Worse game getting worse scores. What's the conspiracy?
Well, Galahad wasn't mentally ill screaming woman imagining things.
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gow3isben
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I disrespectfully disagree
Whether it's The Order, Ryse or Hellblade 2 they're not helping redeem linear games. If you want to advocate for them by praising tight game design, density of gameplay loop, replayability or even good story, you should bury all these games deep underground and stop talking about it.
I kind of like Ryse but just because i played it for free, combats were absolute garbage that's for sure.
I kind of like Ryse but just because i played it for free, combats were absolute garbage that's for sure.
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bender
What time is it?
Beware the beast Man, for he is the devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport, or lust, or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him. Drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
Danjin44
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Deputy Moonman
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That cat is adorable
Lokaum D+
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If wasnt for Xbox First party reviewers both games would've ended at mid 70
82 NOW
Just one more point to match the GOTY 2023 score