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Here's what ***** really said about Revo....

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"***** can finally confirm the date by which the world will be relieved of the constant burden of wondering about what Nintendo’s Revolution controller actually is.

You’ll be pleased to know that a full explanation of Revolution will be made by Nintendo president Satoru Iwata during his Tokyo Game Show keynote address. This news represents completely finalised Nintendo plans – Iwata will fully outline The Secret on 16th September 2005.

Nintendo is assembling key media to attend this year’s show, due to take place between 16th – 18th September 2005. Iwata will make his presentation of current activities at Nintendo. He will outline current projects and will then - unveil the Revolution in all its glory.

The Revolution presentation will include an explicit outline of the hardware and its controller and input mechanic, as well as illustrate exactly how it will work. It will go on to show games running on the system and how they make use of the technology.

Mario 128, or ‘New Mario’ as it is dubbed internally at Nintendo, is expected to be the star of the show.

***** has a record of perfectly outlining what Iwata’s keynote addresses will entail. And we can tell you with 100% certainty that in the next three and a bit weeks, we’ll all be looking at Nintendo Revolution controller hardware and accompanying games. Exciting times indeed.

We’ll bring you updates as they break, as well as Tokyo Game Show coverage direct from the show floor. Let us know what you think, and drop any questions for *****’s editorial staff in the forum below."

The site is down though....but i can confirm it since i actually read while it was working.
 
THIS WAS IN FRENCH
AND YOU GUYS KNOW THE FRENCH REVOLUTION

JÂ’en ai marre de ceux qui pleurent,
Qui ne roulent qu'Ă  deux Ă  lÂ’heure,
Qui se lamentent et qui sÂ’fixent
Sur l’idée d’une idée fixe

FRENCHATON
 
I guess acidviper's 2 threads getting locked within 5 minutes of each other wasn't enough to make you realize not to post this?
 
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Oh look, they predicted they were going to show something at TGS, big fucking suprise.

This just in, sun will rise tomorrow.

Here's whats going to happen, nothing will be shown, the Revolution will NOT be televised, you'll get a lame excuse, something about owls, 5 threads will appear discussing what was SUPPOSED to be shown, and at least 5 people will be banned.
 
Fuzzy said:
I guess acidviper's 2 threads getting locked within 5 minutes of each other wasn't enough to make you realize not to post this?

I searched for spongaton topics but didnt find those, i did find one that was locked for not actually post anything but a dead link...though it was locked because of that....
 
Can someone explain the joke/message behind the owl pictures?

*****'s probably right about this, it just seems very logical place to unveil Rev controller and games.
 
Poor Microsoft. First they"ll have to go up against feirce PS3 hype, and now possibly the unveiling of the revolution. Will anyone care about the 360 at TGS?:(
 
Matlock said:
JÂ’en ai marre de ceux qui pleurent,
Qui ne roulent qu'Ă  deux Ă  lÂ’heure,
Qui se lamentent et qui sÂ’fixent
Sur l’idée d’une idée fixe

Isn't Alizée pregnant now? Once so hot, now old and fat with the rest of them... :(
 
Inumaru said:
Isn't Alizée pregnant now? Once so hot, now old and fat with the rest of them... :(
There was a thread in OT where she was carrying her baby and still looked good.
 
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