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[MachRc]

I've always wanted to open a place like Hooters but for ladies (and gay men). like Chippendales meets Chicken salad chick.

too bad they closed..

Tallywackers was sexualized, yet firmly not a strip club: The only things officially getting wacked were customers’ appetites — yet some were reportedly ejected for groping servers, and staff were banned from hooking up with diners.

As the underwear party uniform suggests, Tallywackers pushed euphemism and sexual innuendo further than your garden-variety breastaurant. The menu, filled with phallic foodstuffs, featured “abb-itizers” and “cock-tails,” as well as the S&M Burger (Swiss and mushroom, duh), and the Tallywacker sundae, complete with a prominently displayed, uh, banana. Despite the silly food names, Tallywackers’s menu actually seems somewhat appealing, if urbane: Between fried Brussels sprouts, flatbreads, and a croque-monsieur, it was hardly groundbreaking, but still on a different plane of existence than the masculine standards of a breastaurants’ burgers, steaks, and wings.

Yet all the croque-monsieurs and thinly veiled dicks in Dallas couldn’t keep Tallywackers open: It closed after just a year in buisness

 

[teezzy]

Real talk?

Its nice to see Hooters fighting the good fight

Amen

 

[prinz_valium]

I like the cut of the new pants more.

 

[JayK47]

Wow, one Hooters in my entire city and it is in a mall 45 minutes away. Wonder if the wife and kids would like it there?

 

[YoshiMadness]

I've always wanted to open a place like Hooters but for ladies (and gay men). like Chippendales meets Chicken salad chick.

Could you please open femboy Hooters? I'd love you forever!

 

[EverydayBeast]

Eventually they’ll be nude serving hot wings with no masks which is heaven to me but a crysis in California.

 

[IntentionalPun]

I’m sure nobody is being forced, they could leave anytime.

Hooters is well known for indentured servitude; girls tricked into "working" there but put into 10's of thousands of dollars in debt, that they have to work to pay off.

Or maybe I'm thinking of the asian massage happy finish place I go to.

 

[zombrex]

You really have to commend Vince for never shying away from degrading himself to entertain.

 

[Rival]

As an ass man I approve the change.

 

[darrylgorn]

 

[jufonuk]

 

[DeafTourette]

need better photos to really give good input

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Where's the booty?

 

[jufonuk]

 

[Javthusiast]

Smart move. Why it took so long to realize you could appeal to both tits and booty lovers is beyond me.

 

[Fuz]

Hooters, the King of Boobs, Has Just Discovered Ass

The shorts in Hooters’ uniforms have always been relatively demure, but their new, controversial short-shorts signal a rather delayed aesthetic shift

melmagazine.com

TL;DR - Apparently Hooters just modified their shorts policy to be these tiny briefs looking shorts, and some of the employees aren't happy about it, while others love it.

The only examples I could find (for science) are from tiktoks in the article itself.



What say you, GAF?

Ok but where are the boobs?

 

[West Texas CEO]

How long until they offer tableside lap dances?

 

[Salz01]

This thread is not delivering on the suggested topic.

 

[daffyduck]

They don't like them, but then post them on social media so that instead of some 10,000 locals or so enjoying the view, millions of people can see. Congrats, you've now promoted Hooters well.

They used to complain about men who looked at them, they called them “looky look guys”. Logic doesn’t seem to be a strong point with the typical Hooters waitress.

 

[Mistake]

I went to an asian hooters once. Not my best idea

 

[The Cockatrice]

Ok but where are the boobs?

onlyfans

big boobs chicks no longer need to work minimum waged jobs.

 

[Fermbiz]

 

[Werewolf Jones]

I wanna go to one but I'm not straight. Does it matter?

 

[phaedrus]

I went to an asian hooters once. Not my best idea

So were they Chinese or Japanese?

 

[NecrosaroIII]

I thought Hooters already knew all about ass, because their food as always tasted like it.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Ok but where are the boobs?

They got lost somewhere between 2021 when last post was made and today.

 

[GymWolf]

I wanna go to one but I'm not straight. Does it matter?

From what i'm earing their food taste like heavy seasoned asscracks so if you are not interested in the boobs it would be like an eunuch buying a fleshlight.

 

[Mistake]

So were they Chinese or Japanese?

Chinese, not that it matters. Asians aren’t known for their hooters

 

[DosGamer]

I thought about starting the male version of Hooters for women...
Was gonna call it Wangz!

 

[ThatStupidLion]

I ( and my children) see more exposure at the beach tbh.

 

[Mikado]

From what i'm earing their food taste like [...] asscracks

"Joke's on you I'm into that shit!"

 

[Ownage]

Wasn't their whole schtick hooters? Now it's T&A. Watch it creep up to thicc thighs and beyond.

Thicc isn't a problem if it isn't a problem.

 

[El Pistolero]

Soon enough, some will be sucking off male customers in front of their kids...It's called progress.

 

[NickFire]

Soon enough, some will be sucking off male customers in front of their kids...It's called progress.

Complaining about bj's in a hooter's thread????

 

[SidViscous]

We are on a slippery slope to Feet ‘n Fries

 

[Tams]

I thought about starting the male version of Hooters for women...
Was gonna call it Wangz!

 

[CGNoire]

too bad they closed..

That second pic makes it look like a mouth full.

 

[Porcile]

I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken

 

[sono]

Good

 

[LimanimaPT]

I’m sure nobody is being forced, they could leave anytime.

Well, if this applies to new employers ok, but if they are forcing this on girls that were already working there then it's not ok.

 

[navii]

Booters

 

[Kamina]

This thread has a severe lack of pictures

 

[Batiman]

These are just gonna expose the chicks with no ass even more.

 

[Fermbiz]

This thread has a severe lack of pictures

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Hey if anyone around here is the king of boobs, it's me

 

[West Texas CEO]

This thread has a severe lack of pictures

Thank you, Kamina . The thread was starting to take a weird direction , which I can only describe as:

 

[jshackles]

So were they Chinese or Japanese?

 

[West Texas CEO]

That's some incredible subconscious action right there.

 

[phaedrus]

That's some incredible subconscious action right there.

The ocean? What ocean?

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Plenty of girls out there with big boobs and ass.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

And daddy issues