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[coldvein]

haaahahaha. follow your heart, dude. tell your mom she has nice tits.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

You just made me realize something. How come panties is plural? Is there a singular version? Why does thong not have an s at the end of it like all other under garments? Boxers...panties...briefs.

I thought of this because I was going to post "Let me see that panties" and I was like well I have to change 'that' to 'them'.

Maybe a single panty would only cover one cheek?

 

[evilromero]

haaahahaha. follow your heart, dude. tell your mom she has nice tits.

Wait until you're on your trip in Paris to tell her this.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Maybe a single panty would only cover one cheek?

I find that mental image quite a bit more arousing than common sense would dictate.

 

[FStop7]

Maybe a single panty would only cover one cheek?

Plural should be pantii

 

[blame space]

it's just about the amount of legs that go into it. e.g. pants, shorts, briefs, etc.

 

[Dan Yo]

I find that mental image quite a bit more arousing than common sense would dictate.

But how will she protect her pants from the vaginal discharge?

 

[Aselith]

You just made me realize something. How come panties is plural? Is there a singular version? Why does thong not have an s at the end of it like all other under garments? Boxers...panties...briefs.

I thought of this because I was going to post "Let me see that panties" and I was like well I have to change 'that' to 'them'.

Because it's called a pair of panties or a pair of pants referring to the two legs. We've just shortened it to pants or panties.

 

[Azzurri]

I love booty shorts more than thongs to be honest.

 

[Zekes!]

haaahahaha. follow your heart, dude. tell your mom she has nice tits.

that's some Toucan Sam advice dude

 

[Azzurri]

Yeah my mum is very active. She goes to spin class twice a week and does yoga everyday so is also very flexible.

She has nice cheekbones and also very striking eyes. Her nose lets her down a bit though it's a bit of a pig nose. When I go round to hers sometimes I snort at her like a pig to annoy her and she chases me round the house with a tea towel. Keeps me in shape.

Wincest?

 

[watershed]

Obviously it was bound to happen, but this thread has gone to a weird place.

 

[Finaika]

Yeah my mum is very active. She goes to spin class twice a week and does yoga everyday so is also very flexible.

She has nice cheekbones and also very striking eyes. Her nose lets her down a bit though it's a bit of a pig nose. When I go round to hers sometimes I snort at her like a pig to annoy her and she chases me round the house with a tea towel. Keeps me in shape.

What happens when your mom chase & catches you?

 

[commedieu]

Thank you your words mean a lot. She's been through some rough relationships in the past but has always made sure she is there for me so I just like to compliment her sometimes to make her feel better. Just a shame some people have to be so vulgar.

Yea it sounds like you guys have a pretty good relationship.

edit;

Is she single now?

 

[evilromero]

What happens when your mom chase & catches you?

Then the tickling begins.

 

[Messofanego]

My mum wears thongs when I go see her so i don't like my girlfriend wearing them because I think of my mum and it creeps me out

Oh wait I broke up with my girlfriend today so that's cool

Pretty sure, my mums pretty hot for an older lady but I would never date her

She is 55 this year. I don't get it do you all think your mums are ugly? I would never do anything with her that's just wrong but she's got some nice facial features and breasts for her age

Yeah my mum is very active. She goes to spin class twice a week and does yoga everyday so is also very flexible.

She has nice cheekbones and also very striking eyes. Her nose lets her down a bit though it's a bit of a pig nose. When I go round to hers sometimes I snort at her like a pig to annoy her and she chases me round the house with a tea towel. Keeps me in shape.

Go on...

 

[Coal]

She's a brick... houuuuuuuuse

 

[flippedb]

Thread got...interesting.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

What the fuck happened here?

 

[blame space]

someone posted about his mom and a thousand nerds jizzed.

 

[Aselith]

What happens when your mom chase & catches you?

Nude ticklefight

 

[BravesCountry]

someone posted about his mom and a thousand nerds jizzed.

including the guy who posted about his mom

 

[Lace]

What the fuck happened here?

I agree.
Also thongs are amazing, the only true evolution towards full nudity.

 

[Az987]

lol wtf is going on in here. Are we about to have our first incest-age topic?

 

[Volimar]

lol wtf is going on in here. Are we about to have our first incest-age topic?

Hahahaha, you think that it'd be the first. That's sweet.

 

[Lace]

lol wtf is going on in here. Are we about to have our first incest-age topic?

Nope. Nope. NOPE. As much as I can give.

 

[Riggs]

lol wtf is going on in here. Are we about to have our first incest-age topic?

Bet your ass we are. Hold on to your hats boys, got a feeling this gonna get good.

 

[triplestation]

I don't understand I think more pictures will help me understand.

 

[NaturalHigh]

it's just about the amount of legs that go into it. e.g. pants, shorts, briefs, etc.

Two legs would have to go into a thong right?

 

[makingmusic476]

Oh this thread is good. I hope it's not doing going places.

But to be kinda on topic, what's better, both from a practical and visual standpoint: thongs or g-strings?

 

[Riggs]

LanceVance any updates? What does your mom do when she finally catches you, does she hit you with the tea towel?

 

[NaturalHigh]

Oh this thread is good. I hope it's not doing going places.

But to be kinda on topic, what's better, both from a practical and visual standpoint: thongs or g-strings?

Thongs visually. And practically I don't think it matters.

 

[blame space]

Two legs would have to go into a thong right?

you answered your own question

 

[NaturalHigh]

you answered your own question

go put on a thong right now. your two legs will have to go around the string. the string makes it so one leg goes in one side and the other leg on the other side. just like pants or boxers or panties.

whoever named thongs is a fucking troll.

 

[Grakl]

go put on a thong right now. your two legs will have to go around the string. the string makes it so one leg goes in one side and the other leg on the other side. just like pants or boxers or panties.

whoever named thongs is a fucking troll.

pants? jeans? shorts? boxers?

 

[NaturalHigh]

pants? jeans? shorts? boxers?

i figured it out. maybe they are calling the thong the string part. and since there is only one string, it is singular.

I just got inside the mind of the creator of the thong. I see great things ahead of me.

 

[Omni]

This thread... I don't even

 

[Verelios]

You guys seriously need to stop hopping on Lance; I'm sure he has other problems to deal with, besides being tagged as Mom-con.

It's a slow night, and we all know how slow nights turn out so let's not go down that road.

*Mr. Girlfriend and her sister went missing thread noez

 

[Alligatorjandro]

GAF cant even have a nice thread about thongs without some crazy stuff happening.

We can never have nice things.

 

[lenovox1]

go put on a thong right now. your two legs will have to go around the string. the string makes it so one leg goes in one side and the other leg on the other side. just like pants or boxers or panties.

whoever named thongs is a fucking troll.

A little research shows that the word thong comes from an old English word that meant a small strip or cord of leather. The word didn't describe bikinis and panties until the 90s, according to etymology.com.

Think of the thong as a style of bikini or underwear, and it should make more sense for you.

 

[NaturalHigh]

A little research shows that the word thong comes from an old English word that meant a small strip or cord of leather. The word didn't describe bikinis and panties until the 90s, according to etymology.com.

Think of the thong as a style of bikini or underwear, and it should make more sense for you.

i figured it out. maybe they are calling the thong the string part. and since there is only one string, it is singular.

I just got inside the mind of the creator of the thong. I see great things ahead of me.

i already figured it out.

edit: thanks for the research though, that was very kind of you. i'm sure it had nothing to do with your curiosity.

 

[Osteoperogies]

They add +10 sexy-factor. Very important factor

 

[bengraven]

I don't think my wife owns a pair of "regular panties". Her underwear drawer looks like box of string. She's panty-line phobic.

 

[Sutton Dagger]

Came into the thread expecting these

Left excited.

 

[Vermillion]

They're hot.

And Lance, if someone has a hot mom, they usually don't comment on it. In fact, they find it inappropriate to do so (even as their friends comment). Take heed for future social situations.

 

[Buddha Beam]

Yeah my wife wears thongs and g-strings all the time because they don't produce panty lines.
The fact that I get to enjoy that is a lucky bonus

 

[Al-ibn Kermit]

Maybe a single panty would only cover one cheek?

Like a half wedgie? That sounds pretty hot though.

 

[DarkFlow]

I find women in boy briefs insanely hotter than a woman in a thong, but I totally understand why they wear them.

I agree. Boy shorts are just hotter for some reason. My ex wore then all the time cause she liked the comfort.

 

[Az987]

I hate boy shorts. I like the kind chitownbuffallo posted, frilly whatchama call its that expose a little ass cheek.

Edit: the little lines in the front of boy shorts make me think of little kids underwear which reminds me of little kids; specifically little boys and that's not what I want to be thinking about when I'm with a chick in her underwear.

 

[Poyunch]

And Lance, if someone has a hot mom, they usually don't comment on it. In fact, they find it inappropriate to do so (even as their friends comment). Take heed for future social situations.

Don't listen to this man, Lance. Girls love it when a guy has a close relationship with their mother. On the first date you should mention how attractive your mom is, maybe even subtly compliment your date by comparing her to your mother.