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[malyce]

Some people stock up on water, I prefer to stock up on 600+ GB of the good stuff.

My dude, how large is that Brianna Love folder?

 

[FlyFaster]

zero.

 

[MIMIC]

bro, we have people willing to admit to terabytes of porn, no need to shame them over piracy too

I literally laughed out loud xD

 

[teh_pwn]

Your origination is really impressive i must say.

Yeah, I cannot do that. Get distracted while organizing for reasons.

 

[Gorillaz]

Some people stock up on water, I prefer to stock up on 600+ GB of the good stuff.

Damn that's....tiddy

Spoiler

you get bonus points for jayden jaymes

 

[Gettysburger]

less than 50gigs, just HD rips of some of my favorites

 

[Daingurse]

557 GB

 

[freenudemacusers]

Question for people with terabytes of porn; how do you go about organizing such a collection? Is there an iTunes for porn?

 

[akira28]

Your origination is really impressive i must say.

the most boring porn collection ever.

 

[Kreunt]

Yeah, I cannot do that. Get distracted while organizing for reasons.

yeah, i struggle to organize any further than 'new folder', 'new folder 2' etc

 

[jred2k]

Have all that and no Kenzie Kenner, Harmony Rose, Christie Lee, and Penny Flame.

This is what you should be ashamed of.

Don't worry, I've dabbled. The ones I only have one or two scenes of go in the "Various" folder. That's mainly European models I don't have names for, though.

 

[tino]

Question for people with terabytes of porn; how do you go about organizing such a collection? Is there an iTunes for porn?

For me

AV
AV HD (Art X Femjoy type stuff)
AV Clips (once upon a time I like to use virtualdub to cut out the good part of a video and throw out the rest)
AV Movies (full length Pirates! Island Fever type movie)
AV Japan(This is the only folder I bother to categorize, usually 2-3 porn actresses who look similar are put in the same folder)

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

stream all the way

 

[HiResDes]

I'll never forget:

...Never gonna let it get that bad again.

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

I didn't know saving porn was still a thing considering the myriad of flash video sites that exist.

 

[akira28]

I fear no man, and I fear no law. But I fear God. And if God sees fit to relieve my of my porn collection, then so be it. Amen.

 

[TangerineCloud]

I didn't know saving porn was still a thing considering the myriad of flash video sites that exist.

I've had favorite videos disappear in the blink of an eye on those streaming sites. Gotta keep backups of the best ones nowadays.

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

I've had favorite videos disappear in the blink of an eye on those streaming sites. Gotta keep backups of the best ones nowadays.

That's actually a pretty good point.

I guess it doesn't pertain to me since I rarely rewatch porn.

 

[Herne]

14.7GB. Not much, stream mostly. Hidden away in a series of folders inside the general drivers folder... the drivers for my laptop. Nobody's ever going to open those folders but me.

 

[boredofcanada]

I've only ever owned one porn DVD, and I still have it. Partly cause streaming happened, and partly cause the video is damn good. Actually it's so good I've even streamed it online before lol.

I really don't understand having Gb's and thousands of DVDs. Porn stores are fucking gross, why anyone would ever want to be at one is beyond me.

 

[Dicer]

26.6 gb

 

[ripastraea]

I searched. I don't think I have any

 

[LordCanti]

Stream baby stream.

Spoiler

Enough to be getting on with. Mostly JAV; some classy HD euro stuff.

 

[Sylver]

Where it says "this"

+ 1,40TB videos to be classified in the internal HDD tower.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Are you planning on using these hard drives for barter during the upcoming apocalypse?

 

[strafer]

0 GB videos.

About 30 000 pictures.

 

[Sylver]

Are you planning on using these hard drives for barter during the upcoming apocalypse?

I did that during high school years XD.
PS - I own an adult enternainment company.

 

[aku:jiki]

About 50GB, apparently. Anyone who says that they're streaming only is losing out. You gotta keep that very best shit that gets your mind going.

0 GB videos.

About 30 000 pictures.

30,000 pictures of Evangeline Lilly is just fucking weird, dude.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I did that during high school years XD.

hah!

I did that during high school years XD.
PS - I own an adult enternainment company.

whoa. i'd ask for info on what that's like, but I understand if you want to remain anonymous.

 

[isual]

probably less than 5 ? i usually delete the ones I don't like . mostly JAV shit .

everything else, bookmarked niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa .

protip, use a different browser for bookmarks

huehuehue

 

[Hoo-doo]

I'll probably go my entire life never owning or storing a single piece of porn on a harddrive, CD, DVD, Blu-ray whatever.

I mean, man invented streaming for a reason.
And it's not like I go back to a video over and over to even warrant saving it. You just open your browser and see what's new that day. Variety is the spice of life, right?
Close tab, done.

 

[Kurita]

Nonexistent, everything is online, why should I bother downloading it?

 

[Snkfanatic]

Such a good scene. Be back in a minute....

No comments on my collection size. I do own a couple DVDs and a Bluray. Stay out my business dammit.

 

[Vyer]

I wouldn't even know where to download anymore.

 

[Manu]

I'll probably go my entire life never owning or storing a single piece of porn on a harddrive, CD, DVD, Blu-ray whatever.

I mean, man invented streaming for a reason.
And it's not like I go back to a video over and over to even warrant saving it. You just open your browser and see what's new that day. Variety is the spice of life, right?
Close tab, done.

 

[Jitters]

I am too classy for porn.

 

[isual]

where is dis from ? wanna watchhhh

 

[SlipperySlope]

200 GB. I don't like streaming. Seems to be the same thing... over and over again. Sometimes you'll get one that is good and want to download it, then realize it'll only download as .flv :/

Downloading > streaming.

Edit - Why settle for 7-8 material when you can go to your handpicked collection and only look at 10 material?

 

[Vic]

I need a name, a title, something.

 

[Snkfanatic]

I need a name, a title, something.

Kinzie Kenner

Enjoy

 

[IISANDERII]

I did that during high school years XD.
PS - I own an adult enternainment company.

Cool! Any top porno stars you work with?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Luckily doujinshi don't take up a lot of space

 

[isual]

oh shiettt niggas . have you guys checked out

'tonight's girlfriend' series . shiettt

dat shit it toiiiightttt

 

[Vic]

Kinzie Kenner

Enjoy

Found it. Thanks ;-)

 

[isual]

Found it. Thanks ;-)

pm me da link brah . pls

 

[Hellsing321]

0KB

 

[Snkfanatic]

pm me da link brah . pls

It is incredibly easy, use that name and the word secretary.

 

[Chance Hale]

I own Caligula on blu-ray.

I don't watch much porn though, and have never downloaded any. Worry too much about infecting my expensive computers.

 

[Sylver]

hah!
whoa. i'd ask for info on what that's like, but I understand if you want to remain anonymous.

Cool! Any top porno stars you work with?

We have worked with some Russian and czech famous girls, but well it's more a little european company, and more in call girl terms than video production at least for now.
The fact I work for the spanish administration I can't share the name becasue I don't want to be fired for the "common" job I doubt my boss is reading this, but who knows?

 

[JeTmAn81]

30,000 pictures of Evangeline Lilly is just fucking weird, dude.

No, it isn't.