How do you want to die?
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Jill Sandwich
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In a plane crash spending my last few seconds screaming until I'm gargling on my own blood
Litigation Manuel
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ZOMBIES MAN! Fucking zombies! I don't know if I'd want them to rip me apart and eat me, or just bite me then I turn into one. If I could become a zombie, that'd be cool, though. I mean, how often do you get to be like that, dead yet still walking, trying to eat people.
EDIT: I got it! I will be bitten by a zombie trying to defend the other few survivors that are with me, but I'll still get away. Then I'll slowly turn into one under the supervision of the other survivors, then, one day I'll turn into one, enjoy being a zombie for a little bit while my friends are arguing whether or not to shoot me ("It's Lit, man! We can't! He's our friend!" "He's not your friend anymore! He's not him anymore! He's a zombie!") and then the clear leader of the group will take responsibility and do it.
EDIT: I got it! I will be bitten by a zombie trying to defend the other few survivors that are with me, but I'll still get away. Then I'll slowly turn into one under the supervision of the other survivors, then, one day I'll turn into one, enjoy being a zombie for a little bit while my friends are arguing whether or not to shoot me ("It's Lit, man! We can't! He's our friend!" "He's not your friend anymore! He's not him anymore! He's a zombie!") and then the clear leader of the group will take responsibility and do it.
Brian Fellows
Pete Carroll Owns Me
Well I've been clinically dead once. Due to alchohol poisoning. let me tell ya that is the way to go. You wont even know what happened until you start burning in hell.
PartlyCloudlike
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While eating a big bucket of KFC Original Recipe. When they pull my head from the bucket I want them to see chicken skins attached to my face.
keeblerdrow
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CrystalGemini
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eLGee said:Death by sex. Can't think of anything better.
DEATH BY SNOO SNOO!
Kuramu
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I've thought about this quite a bit, and have 3 good answers, each with good points.
1. I want to know it's coming, some disease, so i can arrange to be frozen. then, even if they can never bring me back, i will die with the feeiling of hope.
2. the biggest reason i don't want to die is that i don't want to miss anything interesting. Therefore, the next best thing would be for the world to end with me, so a huge meteor hitting the earth would work nicely. A few months warning would be interesting too.
3. If i'm not lucky enough for the first 2 options, i simply want to accidentally end up naked in a glass sphere in orbit around some planet with 3 days of oxygen.
1. I want to know it's coming, some disease, so i can arrange to be frozen. then, even if they can never bring me back, i will die with the feeiling of hope.
2. the biggest reason i don't want to die is that i don't want to miss anything interesting. Therefore, the next best thing would be for the world to end with me, so a huge meteor hitting the earth would work nicely. A few months warning would be interesting too.
3. If i'm not lucky enough for the first 2 options, i simply want to accidentally end up naked in a glass sphere in orbit around some planet with 3 days of oxygen.
Brian Fellows
Pete Carroll Owns Me
Ruzbeh said:
Yeah a friend left me for dead in my own drive....lying face down in a puddle during a thunderstorm. Its good thing I wasnt breathing or I'd have drowned.
Like my grandmother, who recently passed away (attended her funeral a few days ago...funerals are so...depressing :/). She died at the age of 95, never had any serious illnesses and was always so lively...she lived in her own house until the day she died. She used to go out for walks even during her last years, or out with relatives fishing during winters...she played cards with such concentration and skill, always kept up with us and won quite regularly as well.
But this one day, about a month ago, one of my grandma's neighbours notices how she hasn't picked up her newspaper, something she always does during the mornings. The neighbour went inside and found my grandmother lying in the bed, all quiet and still like she was sleeping. No signs of pain or anything, just calmness. That's the way I want to go, hopefully feeling that my life is complete or that I've at least accomplished something important I can be happy about.
But this one day, about a month ago, one of my grandma's neighbours notices how she hasn't picked up her newspaper, something she always does during the mornings. The neighbour went inside and found my grandmother lying in the bed, all quiet and still like she was sleeping. No signs of pain or anything, just calmness. That's the way I want to go, hopefully feeling that my life is complete or that I've at least accomplished something important I can be happy about.
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I want to be completely sealed in a vacuum tube and shot into space the second I die. I bet aliens know how to fix death.
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