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[Cyan]

Look, someone told me this lie once before. And I thought since they were Canadian they were probably being honest and helpful. And I ordered some of these fabled ketchup chips, to discover their greatness for myself.

They were... they were not good. At all.

Spin your vile deceptions to someone else, Canuck.

 

[Anth0ny]

Yeah we are fucking in there with chips. Ketchup <3

 

[Terrell]

If there's one thing that I have learned from chip-related threads, especially Canadian chip-related threads, it's that Canadians must be sodium-deficient, because the chips recommended are some of the saltiest shit ever created.

Cause our pop game is so weak we gotta mmake up for it, no mellow yellow, cherry coke, cherry Pepsi, vanilla coke. Brutal living in canada.

Uhh... it's maybe not in every store, but everything but Mellow Yellow on that list is here. I was always sad that we got Dr. Pepper but not the superior original Mr. Pibb.

And I wouldn't say much about their "superior" pop game, Coca-Cola tastes like garbage there. It's "I almost spit it out on the floor of a restaurant" bad.

You mean to tell me Americans don't have all dressed Ruffles? That's crazy.

They are literally the undisputed master of chips and I feel really sad for Americans when I eat them. They all get fed the ketchup chip hype and totally miss out on the greatest chip EVER.

Look, someone told me this lie once before. And I thought since they were Canadian they were probably being honest and helpful. And I ordered some of these fabled ketchup chips, to discover their greatness for myself.

They were... they were not good. At all.

Spin your vile deceptions to someone else, Canuck.

Ketchup chip evangelism is the #1 cause of Americans thinking we have no taste, by pushing what is a highly-devisive flavour even in Canada on unsuspecting Americans. They're the Mormons and Scientologists of the snack world.

 

[Jpop]

Look, someone told me this lie once before. And I thought since they were Canadian they were probably being honest and helpful. And I ordered some of these fabled ketchup chips, to discover their greatness for myself.

They were... they were not good. At all.

Spin your vile deceptions to someone else, Canuck.

Ketchup is only good with fries...

 

[Exr]

You are missing the GOAT

Yeeeee

 

[Helmholtz]

Anyway these are much better.

Yeah, Cape Cod are a god tier chip. Pretty much any flavor I've had is great.
You can get them in Canada and USA.

 

[Busaiku]

Miss Vicky's is everywhere.

 

[ghostmind]

I don't think they have these stateside:

Though the new Jacked 3D's would be a similar taste I think.

 

[dankir]

You guys don't have All Dressed Ruffles?

This????? No wonder you guys are so angry with each other.

 

[Sch1sm]

How do you Americans hate ketchup chips? It's perfection in a bag.

 

[RaySpencer]

Look, someone told me this lie once before. And I thought since they were Canadian they were probably being honest and helpful. And I ordered some of these fabled ketchup chips, to discover their greatness for myself.

They were... they were not good. At all.

Spin your vile deceptions to someone else, Canuck.

Yeah, but were they Lays? or Old Dutch?

Old Dutch are amazing, Lays taste like shit.

 

[Kade]

These are the best.

 

[Rollo Tomasi]

You are missing the GOAT

Found these on Amazon...too bad they're so damn expensive. Wouldn't mind trying them.

http://amzn.com/B00CMJK9HQ

 

[SolidSnakesMyStepDad]

I don't believe we have a Miss Vicky, period.

We totally do. I can get Miss Vickys anywhere I go. All 4 flavors.

 

[SolidSnakesMyStepDad]

I don't think they have these stateside:

Though the new Jacked 3D's would be a similar taste I think.

I see these all the time as well. Everybody in this thread be crazy.

 

[johnny956]

st louis chip game strongest

goat chips

Love these and they are super cheap in the vending machine at my work


Also the miss vickies thing is a joke. I just bought a 30 variety pack at sams club that comes with 4 flavors. St. Louis, MO

 

[Lunar15]

As long as everyone has Jalepeno Cheddar Cheetos, I think we're all winning.

 

[Hours Left]

Look, someone told me this lie once before. And I thought since they were Canadian they were probably being honest and helpful. And I ordered some of these fabled ketchup chips, to discover their greatness for myself.

They were... they were not good. At all.

Spin your vile deceptions to someone else, Canuck.

Cyan, I thought I knew you... ;_;

What brand were they? This is important.

 

[lawlohwhat]

This is the GOAT jalapeno chip...

the god chip

 

[CaptainSlow]

I'm still bitter to this day that the only grocery store in the Milwaukee area that sold ketchup chips stopped. Damn you Sentry!!!

 

[Hours Left]

Pro tip for other Canadians, if you have access to the Compliments store brand Ketchup chips, give them a shot. Usually store brand knock offs are bland or horrible, but these are actually amazing, and super cheap. I actually prefer them to name brand Ketchup chips.

 

[AntoneM]

If there's one thing that I have learned from chip-related threads, especially Canadian chip-related threads, it's that Canadians must be sodium-deficient, because the chips recommended are some of the saltiest shit ever created.


Uhh... it's maybe not in every store, but everything but Mellow Yellow on that list is here. I was always sad that we got Dr. Pepper but not the superior original Mr. Pibb.

And I wouldn't say much about their "superior" pop game, Coca-Cola tastes like garbage there. It's "I almost spit it out on the floor of a restaurant" bad.



They are literally the undisputed master of chips and I feel really sad for Americans when I eat them. They all get fed the ketchup chip hype and totally miss out on the greatest chip EVER.



Ketchup chip evangelism is the #1 cause of Americans thinking we have no taste, by pushing what is a highly-devisive flavour even in Canada on unsuspecting Americans. They're the Mormons and Scientologists of the snack world.

I... I just, I... I need to go ly down.

 

[CaptainGyro]

I see these all the time as well. Everybody in this thread be crazy.

Oh yeah well you guys in the States for sure don't have these, and I pity you all . God tier chips. You should be jealous

 

[2real4tv]

you guys don't know what you're missing.

1. ruffles all dressed
onion, bbq sauce, garlic, salt, ketchup, vinegar and sour cream, all in one chip. sounds awful but all those flavours combine into something heavenly.

2. lays ketchup
a classic that i thought was universally enjoyed

3. miss vickie's japapeno (full size bag)
fresh and crisp, with a taste so blissful it cannot be put into words.

4. doritos roulette
regular doritos but some chips are spicy and disguised as regular doritos. now, i'm no slouch to spice, so it was surprising how spicy it is (more so than most products labeled "spicy").

i was surprised when i heard these flavours are hard to come by in america.

3.) Is in my vending machine at work....salt and vinegar are better.

 

[Emperor Bohe]

americans dont get miss vicky's jalapeno??? rip

yep. i'm a Canadian and i've never liked Ketchup chips, but Ms. Vickie's jalapeno chips? bruhhhhhh you're missing out

 

[ItIsOkBro]

3.) Is in my vending machine at work....salt and vinegar are better.

i said full size bags but the pics drowned out the text in the op =(

 

[gutter_trash]

All Dressed is crap
Salt & Vinegar is crap
Ketchup is crap

and I'm Canadian

Humpty Dumpty Barbecue was boss
Hostess Barbecue was the best BBQ flavored chip
Ruffles Au Gratin is yummy
Lay's Smokey Bacon is best Lay's

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

Lays Ketchup and Dill are GOAT .

 

[PaulloDEC]

I just want to say how jealous I am of all you Americans/Canadians and your regional chip brands. Where I'm from in Australia we only have access to the same four or five brands you can find nationwide.

 

[Log4Girlz]

If I wanted ketchup flavored chips I would just fucking put ketchup on them.

 

[perfectchaos007]

I don't believe we have a Miss Vicky, period.

Yes we do. Every Subway in Texas has them in their chips selection

 

[BreezyLimbo]

But where's the reigning champion, Ruffles Queso-

The best in cheese.

 

[big_z]

lays has begun its design a flavor contest again here in Canada. only a matter of time before another 3-4 vomit inducing flavors garner store shelves. hopefully they name them appropriately this time around, may I suggest "hot day dumpster" and "dead fish summers wiff"

They're back.

no they're not, discontinued again. any bags you find left on shelves now is old stock.

If I wanted ketchup flavored chips I would just fucking put ketchup on them.

its not the same. ketchup chips are sweeter or at least the quality ones are. some of the cheapo store brands will taste more like vinegar since they cheap out in the flavor process.

 

[Lonewolf_92]

How does the thread go from chips to fries to chocolate eggs.

Good old thread backfire with a little "us too" from a Brit. We not only have Miss Vickie's in Subways and vending machines, we have them in stores all over the States, we have Ketchup chips, you can even get the Dressed Up chips in some locations, so they're scrambling. We have Utz, Herr's, Tim's, Cape Cod, Old Vienna, etc. some of the best chip brands in the world with some of the tastiest flavors available, and they're arguing over mainstream chip powered flavorings like it means something. Then again, somebody said Lays was superior to Herr's, some people have no taste. ;p

 

[Cyan]

Cyan, I thought I knew you... ;_;

What brand were they? This is important.

Lay's.

 

[Opto]

We have those... It's an American company. Hua, apparently it's an unrelated brand of the same name. The photo you used if from the US chips though.

Anyway these are much better.

I have to kindly disagree. Kettle is superior to Cape Cod. Stronger flavor

 

[Professor Renegade]

maybe if ur 6

The Kinder Surprise chocolate still tastes fucking great, just toss the toy or give it to some kid in your family.

 

[Divvy]

Found these on Amazon...too bad they're so damn expensive. Wouldn't mind trying them.

http://amzn.com/B00CMJK9HQ

LOL 98 dollars what the shit?

Try this:

http://www.canadianfavourites.com/President_s_Choice_Loads_of_Ketchup_Potato_Chips_p/pc180.htm

 

[Hours Left]

Lay's.

I'm pretty meh towards their Ketchup chips. In fact, most of the big brands in Canada are pretty mediocre IMO.

The really cool thing is we have tons of specialty brands here and you can find some really high quality stuff.

 

[leadbelly]

2. lays ketchup
a classic that i thought was universally enjoyed

So Walkers are called Lays in Canada. I wonder if there is a difference in taste.

 

[udiie]

but us canadians dont get hot cheetos
fuckin heartbreaking stuff just thinking about it

 

[Apt101]

Miss Vickie's jalapeno has been down here in Virginia for many years. My favorite chip.

 

[TheOMan]

Look, someone told me this lie once before. And I thought since they were Canadian they were probably being honest and helpful. And I ordered some of these fabled ketchup chips, to discover their greatness for myself.

They were... they were not good. At all.

Spin your vile deceptions to someone else, Canuck.

You need to try them again.

Also All Dressed are the best chips on the face of the earth. I recently discovered Americans are deprived of them and I shed a single tear for them. You guys need to rise up.

 

[Mailbox]

OH MY GOD. I never knew you guys didn't have these flavors. Many i've been taking my life for granted. GEEEZ.

(Chews on some ketchup chips)

 

[MMarston]

I swear! That's what my account transaction says. $16ish withdrawn as shown on my US account, but I received $20 Canadian.

no he doesn't. I recently got a $20 canadian bill from my neighbor and it was worth about $15 US

What I meant to say is that cheaper CADs is not good. It's good for you guys, but not for us.

 

[Stasis]

I don't think this is only Canada but anyone try these?

I didn't buy it myself, they are $5 Canadian lol. I tried it when someone at work bought one. They are ok...just taste like chips dipped in chocolate.

I saw these around Valentine's day, but I haven't seen them lately. (I'm in Montreal atm)

 

[Kitsunebaby]

But Canada doesn't have Utz, so they lose automatically.

 

[Lagamorph]

Chips with SPOON???!

The spoon is to scoop a bunch of chips to your plate.

Honestly, how else are you going to do it?

 

[beat]

I'm Canadian and I don't care for ketchup chips.

I like Tim's Cascade the most, but they never really broke through and getting them in Canada - or even the US outside of the Pacific Northwest - isn't that easy. But yeah, a long time ago Tim's was my first kettle-cooked jalapeno chip and it was awesome. Actually, I think Tim's might have been my first kettle-cooked chip of any flavor. Anyways, over time, I got used to the spice level, so I was very pleased when their Hawaiian sub-brand introduced the mango-habanero flavor.

 

[SirMossyBloke]

If I wanted ketchup flavored chips I would just fucking put ketchup on them.

If I wanted barbeque flavoured chips I'd just stick original flavour on the fucking grill.