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[snaildog]

I have never, ever been able to understand people who spend anything from 10 minutes to half an hour and even beyond on the toilet. My mind boggles whenever someone tells me that they do most of their reading on there (not uncommon)! Myself, I always do the job in about a minute; I'd say that I spend more time wiping than ejecting. What do these people DO on there? Do they just sit there, not pushing, letting gravity do all the work? WHY?!

I always feel a bit spooked sitting on the toilet while there's a floater underneath, like it'll jump up at me or something, so maybe that explains why I go through the routine as quick as possible, but I still fail to comprehend having enough time to read novels on there. Can anyone elaborate?

 

[DarienA]

...seek therapy.

 

[Crispy]

A lot of people probably see it as an escape from their rushed lives. On the toilet they finally have some time for themselves, you can clear your mind and go strong the rest of the day. You'll probably smell strong too since the smell gets in your clothes.

I'm a fast crapper by the way, I feel it's useless sitting there.

 

[Lakitu]

I take about 10-15 mins. My friend takes an hour :lol

 

[luxsol]

I'm pretty routine about this. I take a dump usually once a day at night if not in morning. I spend anywhere from 10 minutes to half an hour in there reading any book/magazine/comic that I'm currently reading.
Like Crispy said, it's a private place to get away from it all, but i don't let my turds float or sink beneath me that long. I flush often, a habit from having crappy toilets that clogged up often, even from little things.

 

[Tarazet]

1-2 minutes. And it's interesting how this sort of topic is a) no longer as well accepted on GAF, and b) no longer the breeding ground for comedy that it once was.

 

[Iceman]

..as long as it takes.

 

[Naked Snake]

DarienA, I NEED the full size version of your avatar please.

 

[Hooker]

15-45 minutes




Having a good shit is amazing

 

[Great King Bowser]

I have epiphanies on the toilet.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

It depends on what I ate, and what I'm reading.

I prefer not to rush so I don't end up in one of those situations in which I've got a third of a log dangling from my cheeks, or playing the part of a dookie push pop, in which case I'm wiping for 30 fucking minutes. Man, that shit is annoying.

That depends mostly on what I eat though. :/

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

I prefer not to rush so I don't end up in one of those situations in which I've got a third of a log dangling from my cheeks, or playing the part of a dookie push pop, in which case I'm wiping for 30 fucking minutes. Man, that shit is annoying.

This never happens to a lot of people. Eat some more fucking fiber.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

It still happens when I've been eating grains and fiber type stuff regularly too. I think I've just got the perfect ass for my personality - shitty.

 

[cubicle47b]

I'm currently spending about a round of Hot Shots Golf on the toilet. This is about the right amount of time. If I play Lumines my legs fall asleep.

 

[Dilbert]

I'd say that I spend more time wiping than ejecting.

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