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Everyday and at other times if needed.
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Everyday and at other times if needed.
I was joking earlier in the thread, but do you people not use deodorant? If you need to shower three times a day to not have reek despite antiperspirant you might have a medical issue.
Not to say it doesn't make sense to shower after working out or whatnot, but god damn.
When I get up in the morning to go to work I have to take a shower because I feel musty from being in bed all night, plus it helps me wake up.
Now I work 12 hrs shifts, wearing a uniform in a dirty ass jail. They first thing I do when I get home is shower. Now that's just standard. If I happen to workout, well that's shower number three afterwards.
I know everyone is a bit different when it comes to perspiring, but if you can go every other day without showering and not smell like a dirty sock, well I envy you.
You people who shower after every shit need more fiber in your lives.
I wash my hair every two or three days, so I shower every two or three days. Except in the summer or when I've been sweating, then it's as needed, usually daily, sometimes twice a day on really hot/humid days.
Wrong. Every other day is fine also.Once a day at a minimum. Anyone who says otherwise: this is why you can count on one hand the amount of times you've had sex.
It's fascinating to me how zealous most of GAF seems about stuff like this. Once a day is a "bare minimum"? Maybe if you live in a hot environment. Obviously it's different if you work out routinely or have a physically taxing job, but under relatively neutral circumstances (light activity, periods of rest) every other day actually seems more healthy. If you're a greasy, stinking, unclean mess after one day without showering I'd say you're dirty by nature. More likely though you're just paranoid and wasteful, particularly if you're also in the camp that washes their towels and sheets daily. The meaningless waste of resources is a far more egregious sin than being slightly less fresh than the cool breeze after a spring rain.
I personally shower every other day, thoroughly. If I'm unusually pressed for time I might even go two whole days (which it would appear makes me a filthy mongrel in the eyes of the average gaffer). If I exert myself physically I might shower two days in a row. The only time I shower more than once if if I've done something overtly taxing or dirty, like fucking or deep cleaning my apartment. Not a single soul has ever told me I smell bad, and often the women I've been involved with prefer my natural odor at the end of the day to right from the shower. In fact, I'm often complimented on smelling nice.
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And although I appreciate a world of modern convenience where the senses aren't under constant assault by pungent body odors, this whole thing about once a day being mandatory is hilariously culturally monotone and ahistorical. The world has and in many instances still does get away with less, and without any terrible consequences. If your your living habits are generally hygienic more often than not someone wouldn't even be able to guess you've gone 24 hours without showering, even at close range. And I doubt even obsessive 3 shower a day GAF would be able to pick me out of a random lineup on an average no-shower day. In fact, moderate people like me may be amongst you already, in greater numbers than you think!
In regards to the OP, your parents sound pretty lax. Once a week is a stretch for anyone living a regular lifestyle imo, and invites bacterial and fungal growth. Your natural oils take some time to accumulate, but once they hit critical mass with the sweat and grime of several days activity some funk is inevitable. And although I usually don't shower every day like clockwork, I can't see why they would be surprised that you do. As this thread has made abundantly clear, it's rather common.
People keep telling me showering every day isn't optimal. Is too much shampoo bad for your hair or something?
(for the record, I also shower every day, usually twice when I work out)