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[FoxMcChief]

lol this site lets everything go but also randomly bans for nothing in my experience.

 

[Dacvak]

Was that "my xbox won't update" but it was actually his TV?

Holy shit that was the funniest post of the year

 

[adamsapple]

I'm still grieving him.

This place is not the same without him, ban me too please <3

 

[tr1p1ex]

lol I got banned for that.

 

[Kacho]

Holy shit that was the funniest post of the year

Wish I could find it. Hall of fame worthy.

 

[MiguelItUp]

Really not sure how I somehow dodged drganon's activity, lmao.

 

[FoxMcChief]

Really not sure how I somehow dodged drganon's activity, lmao.

Maybe he accidentally set you up to be ignored.

 

[MiguelItUp]

Maybe he accidentally set you up to be ignored.

Shit, maybe! I probably need to go into more threads and not be so selective, lol.

 

[Dacvak]

Wish I could find it. Hall of fame worthy.

Here you go homie: https://www.neogaf.com/threads/my-t...ware-june-update-adds-wireless-power.1671903/

Turns out it was M Mooreberg , and he still hasn't been back since that thread

 

[adamsapple]

Was that "my xbox won't update" but it was actually his TV?

Wish I could find it. Hall of fame worthy.

Different user.

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Thread 'My TV cant install the latest xbox firmware (June update adds wireless power)'

Jun 15, 2024

I'm trying to get into Starfield (yeah....) and I'm noticing something I've never seen in my first six months of Xbox Series X ownership, the ownership of any console ever, or any device that connects to a TV and does not run on a battery when A/C is disconnected.

Three days ago: Your Xbox is 39 days out of date. This is despite the system saying that update was successfully installed. The real Houdini routine here, and what I alluded to never seeing before once in my life, is that the message stays on the screen after you manually power down the system and REMOVE THE A/C CORD FROM...

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[Gaiff]

Not far off. He was issued a warning about his posts. He then demanded a permanent ban and it was granted.

Probably something like this.

 

[Punished Miku]

Different user.

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Thread 'My TV cant install the latest xbox firmware (June update adds wireless power)'

Jun 15, 2024

I'm trying to get into Starfield (yeah....) and I'm noticing something I've never seen in my first six months of Xbox Series X ownership, the ownership of any console ever, or any device that connects to a TV and does not run on a battery when A/C is disconnected.

Three days ago: Your Xbox is 39 days out of date. This is despite the system saying that update was successfully installed. The real Houdini routine here, and what I alluded to never seeing before once in my life, is that the message stays on the screen after you manually power down the system and REMOVE THE A/C CORD FROM...

• Mooreberg
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Poor dude just wanted to play Starfield

 

[adamsapple]

Probably something like this.

 

[nani17]

To be quite honest not not often unless I see someone that's all here and then they have that banned things by their name that's probably when I check.

 

[FoxMcChief]

Here you go homie: https://www.neogaf.com/threads/my-t...ware-june-update-adds-wireless-power.1671903/

Turns out it was M Mooreberg , and he still hasn't been back since that thread

Oh man, I remember that one.

 

[TintoConCasera]

Wish I could find it. Hall of fame worthy.

Indeed. The TV update dude, Kretos meltdown, and that other dude complaining about the horse porn ads when ads are based on your browser activity.

The holy trinity. The retard trifecta.

 

[Dacvak]

Indeed. The TV update dude, Kretos meltdown, and that other dude complaining about the horse porn ads when ads are based on your browser activity.

The holy trinity. The retard trifecta.

What's the kretos meltdown? I think I missed that one.

 

[adamsapple]

What's the kretos meltdown? I think I missed that one.

Drama Cringe  Thread 'It's funny when people are getting banned for console warring while some of the mods are console warriors'

Nov 7, 2021

First of all to any mod reading this, if your mom was fucked by one man only don't delete this thread, even at era they don't delete anything unlike the green trash you have here that delete a lot of posts and threads, covering their tracks or what do you have to hide?

Now to the malignant cunt who gave me a 2 months ban for making a joke post, even though most of my warnings expired and i didn't get any new warnings I got a 2 month ban while you let the green clowns running rampant with little to no consequence, you piece of trash.

And then you tell me it's my last chance? Well you can...

• kretos
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[TintoConCasera]

Drama Cringe  Thread 'It's funny when people are getting banned for console warring while some of the mods are console warriors'

Nov 7, 2021

First of all to any mod reading this, if your mom was fucked by one man only don't delete this thread, even at era they don't delete anything unlike the green trash you have here that delete a lot of posts and threads, covering their tracks or what do you have to hide?

Now to the malignant cunt who gave me a 2 months ban for making a joke post, even though most of my warnings expired and i didn't get any new warnings I got a 2 month ban while you let the green clowns running rampant with little to no consequence, you piece of trash.

And then you tell me it's my last chance? Well you can...

• kretos
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"if your mom was fucked by one man only don't delete this thread"

This should be put into a t-shirt.

 

[Dacvak]

Drama Cringe  Thread 'It's funny when people are getting banned for console warring while some of the mods are console warriors'

Nov 7, 2021

First of all to any mod reading this, if your mom was fucked by one man only don't delete this thread, even at era they don't delete anything unlike the green trash you have here that delete a lot of posts and threads, covering their tracks or what do you have to hide?

Now to the malignant cunt who gave me a 2 months ban for making a joke post, even though most of my warnings expired and i didn't get any new warnings I got a 2 month ban while you let the green clowns running rampant with little to no consequence, you piece of trash.

And then you tell me it's my last chance? Well you can...

• kretos
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Oh right! I forgot this was the origin of green rats. This one is legendary

 

[nani17]

Drama Cringe  Thread 'It's funny when people are getting banned for console warring while some of the mods are console warriors'

Nov 7, 2021

First of all to any mod reading this, if your mom was fucked by one man only don't delete this thread, even at era they don't delete anything unlike the green trash you have here that delete a lot of posts and threads, covering their tracks or what do you have to hide?

Now to the malignant cunt who gave me a 2 months ban for making a joke post, even though most of my warnings expired and i didn't get any new warnings I got a 2 month ban while you let the green clowns running rampant with little to no consequence, you piece of trash.

And then you tell me it's my last chance? Well you can...

• kretos
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I forgot about this wow. Like I said in that thread "op be like"

 

[TerribleAtThisGame]

Like once a week, love pouring one out when a homie gets a perm.

Friends don't let friends catch perms

 

[TerribleAtThisGame]

Drama Cringe  Thread 'It's funny when people are getting banned for console warring while some of the mods are console warriors'

Nov 7, 2021

First of all to any mod reading this, if your mom was fucked by one man only don't delete this thread, even at era they don't delete anything unlike the green trash you have here that delete a lot of posts and threads, covering their tracks or what do you have to hide?

Now to the malignant cunt who gave me a 2 months ban for making a joke post, even though most of my warnings expired and i didn't get any new warnings I got a 2 month ban while you let the green clowns running rampant with little to no consequence, you piece of trash.

And then you tell me it's my last chance? Well you can...

• kretos
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Holy shit this was before my time, this is pure poetry. Also...

 

[bender]

lol I got banned for that.

 

[kazuyamishima]

Wait, who sends Angry emails or PM to Mods?

I mean, really??

 

[Topher]

These are the goods I want to see. Spicy.

Wow. He was so good for my reaction score.

EDIT: Thanks for the reaction Topher . Drganon would be pleased.

lol.....your welcome. It was genuine.

Wait, who sends Angry emails or PM to Mods?

I mean, really??

Probably drunk people

 

[Gaiff]

Drama Cringe  Thread 'It's funny when people are getting banned for console warring while some of the mods are console warriors'

Nov 7, 2021

First of all to any mod reading this, if your mom was fucked by one man only don't delete this thread, even at era they don't delete anything unlike the green trash you have here that delete a lot of posts and threads, covering their tracks or what do you have to hide?

Now to the malignant cunt who gave me a 2 months ban for making a joke post, even though most of my warnings expired and i didn't get any new warnings I got a 2 month ban while you let the green clowns running rampant with little to no consequence, you piece of trash.

And then you tell me it's my last chance? Well you can...

• kretos
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This has to be the funniest post ever written on Gaf.

 

[Topher]

This has to be the funniest post ever written on Gaf.

We've been using "green rats" ever since.

 

[bender]

Wait, who sends Angry emails or PM to Mods?

I mean, really??

Me. Twice a day. Until Mod of War unloses the binary time code he erased to prank me with a candy corn tag, the deluge of sharped tongued emails will continue to be a bane of his existence.

Probably drunk people

 

[Gaiff]

We've been using "green rats" ever since.

What's strange is that I've been lurking Gaf for years and had the impression it was much more PS-oriented back at the beginning of the current generation. It became more balanced over the next few years.

 

[The Fartist]

I used to check it all the time, then one day they removed the links to most of the post where you can see the comment the person was banned for. That was fun. These day I hardly ever check.

 

[Palliasso]

Serious question: some of the ban reasons are bangers. How much time do you spend thinking of what to write? I am guessing that as the ideas dry up, the pressure builds.

Most are off the cuff, but some require serious thought and careful wordplay

 

[Kacho]

The holy trinity. The retard trifecta.

 

[Topher]

Indeed. The TV update dude, Kretos meltdown, and that other dude complaining about the horse porn ads when ads are based on your browser activity.

The holy trinity. The retard trifecta.

My favorite was the time SoloKingRobert outed himself as FlorianMueller (notorious shill for multiple corporations) during the MS-ABK acquisition thread:

|OT|  Post in thread 'Microsoft / Activision Deal Approval Watch |OT| (MS/ABK close)'

May 27, 2023

Popcorn time on 30th May. Disappointed gamers when this Acquisition gets approved

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He deleted the screenshot he took showing himself logged in Twitter as Mueller, but it was already captured in replies:

 

[adamsapple]

We've been using "green rats" ever since.

Is that really where it originated from? I thought green rat was always popular on social media like twitter.

 

[Baemono]

Most are off the cuff, but some require serious thought and careful wordplay

I mean the latest ban reason isn't the most poetic stuff I've ever read

ok

 

[Palliasso]

I mean the latest ban reason isn't the most poetic stuff I've ever read

 

[Punished Miku]

Is that really where it originated from? I thought green rat was always popular on social media like twitter.

Yep lol

 

[Topher]

Is that really where it originated from? I thought green rat was always popular on social media like twitter.

I'm not sure. That was the thread that made it a popular phrase on GAF anyway

 

[Topher]

Different user.

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Thread 'My TV cant install the latest xbox firmware (June update adds wireless power)'

Jun 15, 2024

I'm trying to get into Starfield (yeah....) and I'm noticing something I've never seen in my first six months of Xbox Series X ownership, the ownership of any console ever, or any device that connects to a TV and does not run on a battery when A/C is disconnected.

Three days ago: Your Xbox is 39 days out of date. This is despite the system saying that update was successfully installed. The real Houdini routine here, and what I alluded to never seeing before once in my life, is that the message stays on the screen after you manually power down the system and REMOVE THE A/C CORD FROM...

• Mooreberg
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He banned himself in shame

 

[djjinx2]

@drganon is another PS fanboy who bites the dust. After James Sawyer Ford, Mibu No Ookami, SweetTooth, and QOL, that's a new one.

Why did he get banned anyway? Calling someone a retard?

Hey, can anyone rate this post as funny as a farewell to him?

demigod has his work cut out for himself now.

 

[Putonahappyface]

My response from last year still stands. If someone gets taken out for a particular post, we'll list it there. A lot of times it's just a general pattern of uncorrected behavior, or an angry email or DM that makes us pull the trigger.

Do you have a particular favourite angry email you'd like to share.

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

There was also this person who made an account in 2020 but was silent until the Concord early access launch day. Then they tried to astroturf interest in the game before promptly being banned.

It might be The Professor!!

 

[Dacvak]

He banned himself in shame

I hope he comes back in ten years with a picture of his updated TV.

Mods, please don't ban me when I resurrect his thread next year on the 2 year anniversary.

 

[Kacho]

DarkMage619 its safe now

 

[Beretta]

I stumbled upon it one day and laughed at some of the ban reason comments. I mod another forum (wrestling) and it's on par with what we put for people lol

 

[naguanatak]

Here you go homie: https://www.neogaf.com/threads/my-t...ware-june-update-adds-wireless-power.1671903/

Turns out it was M Mooreberg , and he still hasn't been back since that thread

Holy shit, fun read. If there ever was a thread deserving a face palm

Oh and thanks for the info there is a ban list site, will visit occasionally from now on funny shit

 

[FoxMcChief]

lol.....your welcome. It was genuine.



Probably drunk people

Hey I've posted a ton of time here while drunk and all I do is

Fuck me. I don't remember what I post here when I'm drunk, lol. I think I asked once if dogs can sense age between each other.

 

[Dacvak]

Hey I've posted a ton of time here while drunk and all I do is

Fuck me. I don't remember what I post here when I'm drunk, lol. I think I asked once if dogs can sense age between each other.

Drunk GAF posting is a national pastime

 

[Baemono]

Okay I understand, my bad