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Chony

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There are two really hot twins in my political science class, the only problem is that they always sit together, walk together, do everything together. Fortunately one of them dyed their hair brunette, so I can differentiate between the two betterly. So who do I go for, the blonde or the brunette? How do I approach without offending the other? What could I possibly say. Maybe I should just give up, but they are the only hot girls in the class. What would you do?
 
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Manics

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Chony said:
There are two really hot twins in my political science class, the only problem is that they always sit together, walk together, do everything together. Fortunately one of them died their hair brunette, so I can differentiate between the two betterly. So who do I go for, the blonde or the brunette? How do I approach without offending the other? What could I possibly say. Maybe I should just give up, but they are the only hot girls in the class. What would you do?
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Brings back memories of my days at University. We had SO FEW women in our comp sci classes but there were these twins from some middle eastern country who were very cute. Every guy in there was ga-ga over them. I think they eventually hooked up with some guys from the business program cause all the computer geeks like us were too scared to approach them.
 
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Dan

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Chony said:
Fortunately one of them died their hair brunette, so I can differentiate between the two betterly.
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Me fail English? That's unpossible!
 
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mCACGj

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Whatever you do when you first talk to them, dont say anything to them about being twins, because they are sick of hearing it. Ask one of them if you can get her notes and that will seperate them. And then one week later, miss a day of class and ask her if you can borrow them again. Say you're really sorry, and tell her you'll make it up to her by buying her lunch.

And above all else...get some.
 
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Chony

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mCACGj said:
Whatever you do when you first talk to them, dont say anything to them about being twins, because they are sick of hearing it. Ask one of them if you can get her notes and that will seperate them. And then one week later, miss a day of class and ask her if you can borrow them again. Say you're really sorry, and tell her you'll make it up to her by buying her lunch.

And above all else...get some.
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Thank you for giving me advice without insulting my grammar or intelligence. *sneers at everyone else*
 
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1. say something witty like "So, do you girls do EVERYTHING together" WINK.
2. ......
3. Profit
 
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Karg

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If she thinks you a loser or not dateworthy....

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Blackie

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mCACGj said:
Whatever you do when you first talk to them, dont say anything to them about being twins, because they are sick of hearing it. Ask one of them if you can get her notes and that will seperate them. And then one week later, miss a day of class and ask her if you can borrow them again. Say you're really sorry, and tell her you'll make it up to her by buying her lunch.

And above all else...get some.
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This is the winner, and much better than the corny suggestion I was going to give.
 
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scorcho

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Chony said:
There are two really hot twins in my political science class, the only problem is that they always sit together, walk together, do everything together. Fortunately one of them dyed their hair brunette, so I can differentiate between the two betterly. So who do I go for, the blonde or the brunette? How do I approach without offending the other? What could I possibly say. Maybe I should just give up, but they are the only hot girls in the class. What would you do?
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turn to one and ask, 'hey, do you have a hotter sister who's pretty loose and has low standards?' then turn to the other and say 'well howdie'.

money in the bank.
 
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Cubsfan23

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Oh this is easy since one of them just dyed their hair. Just start talking to one of them, the other will be listening anyway.

You: "Hey, I need a female opinion, is it really true that blondes have more fun?"

Chances are that she/they will start talking about the brunette dying her hair. You want them to eventually talk about the fun things they do, so bring it up if they don't. Either way, it will be natural since it will relate to your original question. Do not talk for more than 5 minutes, if you can help it.

If everything goes decent, close with a variation of "You seem cool, we should
really hang out as friends sometime, to be honest I'm already dating a couple
of girls non-exclusively and would rather not complicate things by dating
anyone else but you seem awesome so let's be friends and give me your number."
If they really are hot, then they will wonder why you didn't hit on them like the other 1000 guys in their life, and will put in effort to get your validation.

And that's how you turn the tables.
 
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mCACGj

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Cubsfan23 said:
Oh this is easy since one of them just dyed their hair. Just start talking to one of them, the other will be listening anyway.

You: "Hey, I need a female opinion, is it really true that blondes have more fun?"

Chances are that she/they will start talking about the brunette dying her hair. You want them to eventually talk about the fun things they do, so bring it up if they don't. Either way, it will be natural since it will relate to your original question. Do not talk for more than 5 minutes, if you can help it.

If everything goes decent, close with a variation of "You seem cool, we should
really hang out as friends sometime, to be honest I'm already dating a couple
of girls non-exclusively and would rather not complicate things by dating
anyone else but you seem awesome so let's be friends and give me your number."
If they really are hot, then they will wonder why you didn't hit on them like the other 1000 guys in their life, and will put in effort to get your validation.

And that's how you turn the tables.
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while this does seem like a good idea, and does have the potential to work...i wouldnt recommend it... this would be more prone to work if you were a good looking fellow...now i'm not saying that you arent, but, well...just in case i can't back this method
 
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mCACGj

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by the way, if you could get a good picture of them both without them noticing, i'm sure we'd all love to see it
 
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Jdw40223

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ohh yea... defintely comment on the brunette dying her hair if your serious or want that particular twin. Chicks LOVE it when you recogized shit like that.



Then, just be yourself.
 
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corrupt-koopa

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haha i am dating a twin, a really HOT twin, the thing with twins is that they think alike, they want to do everything together and they hardly leave eachother side.

but luckely for me, she stoped this when i started going out with her, well she didnt stop it completly she still does alot of things together with her.

but twins can be fun, if you know how to take them.

tell you what, go up to her when her sister is there, dont be afraid her sister will know everything you said afterwards anyway.

ask her out. if she is intrested she will say yes, take a chance what do you have to loose?
 
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corrupt-koopa

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before i started to get serious with my gf she alsways used to joke that her and her sister always shared the guys equal hahaha, so one night she asked me to go home with her and we could have a threesome but she was ofcourse joking....man was i sad!
 
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Mama Smurf

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Threesomes are good, sure, but if you're going to have one, it's probably best not to use identical twins. I mean you might as well fuck the same girl twice.
 
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corrupt-koopa

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Mama Smurf said:
Threesomes are good, sure, but if you're going to have one, it's probably best not to use identical twins. I mean you might as well fuck the same girl twice.
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hahahaha well your right!!!

my gf and her sister are almost identical, their voice is the same, but my gf is abit taller than her sister and she has just a tiny bit better body "bigger boobs"
 
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corrupt-koopa

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MrPing1000 said:
Why have you not considered the option of hooking them both?


WHY?!?!?!?!?!
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if your talking to me..well i love my gf and it very rare that i fall in love, iwont go in to detail here but if you knew me" wich some of you do" you would not belive me when i say i finally found a girl that i love with all my heart and i dont want anyone else.
her sister is her sister and i dont feel anything for her, even if she almost look exactly the same as my gf
 
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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
corrupt-koopa said:
hahahaha well your right!!!

my gf and her sister are almost identical, their voice is the same, but my gf is abit taller than her sister and she has just a tiny bit better body "bigger boobs"
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Like my god daughter and her twin. Ermmm...not the boob thing, they're only 7, but you'd think they're identical at first, though they're really fraternal. One's slightly taller than the other, who knows how else they'll develop.
 
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MrPing1000

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corrupt-koopa said:
if your talking to me..well i love my gf and it very rare that i fall in love, iwont go in to detail here but if you knew me" wich some of you do" you would not belive me when i say i finally found a girl that i love with all my heart and i dont want anyone else.
her sister is her sister and i dont feel anything for her, even if she almost look exactly the same as my gf
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no I wasn't talking to u.

Please delete your post in shame
 
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corrupt-koopa

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Mama Smurf said:
Like my god daughter and her twin. Ermmm...not the boob thing, they're only 7, but you'd think they're identical at first, though they're really fraternal. One's slightly taller than the other, who knows how else they'll develop.
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yeah but i guess they will be the same, twins always stick together and that prevents them from thinking diffrently.
they feel lost without eachother, thats what my gf said anyway

"mrping"
sorry
 
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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
I dunno, her twin's a right little crazy bitch sometimes, my one's much calmer. They like different stuff too, mine likes martial arts, the other likes football.

Knew I should have argued for the other one.
 
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corrupt-koopa

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Mama Smurf said:
I dunno, her twin's a right little crazy bitch sometimes, my one's much calmer. They like different stuff too, mine likes martial arts, the other likes football.

Knew I should have argued for the other one.
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martial arts eh..better watch your step so she doesnt go kung fu on you ass :D
 
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