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[Cameron122]

Drive a tank covered in hello kitty paraphenelia into her home screaming the national anthem of the russian empire in spanish waving the first flag of the united states like a fan.

 

[Risible]

I'm already tired of seeing your sig and I've only seen three posts from you. I thought that crap was frowned upon in GAF.

 

[Liberty4all]

Surprise her with a box. When she opens the box have a picture of a cruise ship inside. Put a yellow sticky note on pic with date of cruise.

 

[6.8]

Cockslap her right on the hip. I can guarantee she won't see it coming.

 

[Atraveller]

I see the bad posting habit thread has taken tolls on everyone.

 

[Cameron122]

I see the bad posting habit thread has taken tolls on everyone.

I don't go into that thread in fear of seeing my reflection.

 

[Atraveller]

I don't go into that thread in fear of seeing my reflection.

That thread has people being pissed off by people being pissed off, don't take it too seriously.

Spoiler

Signing posts is still weird.

 

[Sats]

1. Use her other hole
2. Fuck another girl
3. Fuck two other girls
4. Fuck her best friend
5. Fuck her sister
6. Fuck her mom
7. Fuck her daughter
8. Poop on her chest
9. Come on her face
10. Poke a hole in the condom
11. Ask her to put your penis in a hotdog bun, and then poop on it. It's called a chili dog.

 

[Cameron122]

1. Use her other hole
2. Fuck another girl
3. Fuck two other girls
4. Fuck her best friend
5. Fuck her sister
6. Fuck her mom
7. Fuck her daughter
8. Poop on her chest
9. Come on her face
10. Poke a hole in the condom

Ava..

...Avatar quote?

 

[Ultima_5]

Signing your post should be bannable

 

[Ultra Magnus]

This is easy. Buy like 30 to 40 Hallmark cards write something sweet in all of them. Plaster them all over the walls, on the ceiling, under the pillows, in the dresser drawers etc...
You'll be humping like rabbits for a 2 weeks straight.

Thank me when you succeed.......peace

 

[Like the hat?]

I gave my wife some Popsicle stick frames with handprints of our kids that the kids and I put together and it was her favorite gift ever. Do that. You can rent my kids.

Yours,
Jody
"I gave my wife some Popsicle stick frames with handprints of our kids that the kids and I put together and it was her favorite gift ever. Do that. You can rent my kids." -Jody
If u paste this to your post in five other threads in the next five minutes you will be kissed by your crush on the third Tuesday of the next month after the next full moon. This really works!!!

 

[raindoc]

This guy knows what's up.

Refer to your penis only as "The Flash" from then on, in a very serious manner.

= the fastest man on earth. so... WTF?

 

[elfinke]

kick your significant other in the back of the legs and fuck them bareback doggy style, just as you are about to nut you whip out nintendoggy 2 and using the dsi you record yourself covering her mouth and busting up her nostrils as she fingers your taint. bitch.

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lol - http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=16474460

 

[Liberty4all]

kick your significant other in the back of the legs and fuck them bareback doggy style, just as you are about to nut you whip out nintendoggy 2 and using the dsi you record yourself covering her mouth and busting up her nostrils as she fingers your taint. bitch.

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lol - http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=16474460

that post you linked is like a bad smell on this forum that refuses to dissipate. Every few months I think I've seen the last of it but nope it gets linked yet again.

 

[SeanR1221]

Shouldn't you know your significant other enough to surprise her yourself, Franck?

 

[Allforce]

My old standby for surprises is to take the kids and leave for an afternoon unannounced, let her take a nap.

 

[shanshan310]

Signing your post should be bannable

I thought it was...

 

[Featheredkitten]

My old standby for surprises is to take the kids and leave for an afternoon unannounced, let her take a nap.

Surprise naptime is pretty awesome.

 

[Sai-kun]

I'm DYING at how many people are apparently irritated by his signature. Wow :lol

 

[C00kie M0nster]

Surprise her with another girl.

I did and it worked out spectacularly.

 

[neorej]

Fuck her doggystyle, switch with your best friend halfway through and when he's almost done, give her a kiss.

 

[Yoshichan]

Well I'll be damned, this is hilarious :lol

 

[FyreWulff]

Buy a hitachi massager. Get a christmas light timer. Put hitachi massager under her pillow, set the light timer to turn on a half hour after you leave.

 

[Celegus]

Yeah... this was bound to end well.

 

[Suen]

Hey GAF. Any advice on that topic? I wanna do something special but I cannot think about something. Don't wanna invite the person for the 100th time to the restaurant. Please help. Thank You.

Yours,

Franck

End every sentence you speak out to her with "Yours, Franck".

Yours,

Underaged prostitute