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[Cunth]

Maybe you don’t believe it, but my reflexes are like a cat on coke. I’ve always noticed they are better than other people. How can I prove this?

 

[Deleted member 801069]

 

[Coolwhhip]

You wouldnt have made it to 50 in that continent filled with nightmare creates if you didnt.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[teezzy]

 

[farmerboy]

https://humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime

My best is 297ms 287ms!. I'm still fucking slow compared to the median.

 

[Deleted member 801069]

https://humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime

My best is 297ms 287ms!. I'm still fucking slow compared to the median.

Edit: what do I win

 

[teezzy]

Edit: what do I win

That's just the first round. It calculates your average at the end. You're way faster than me though

 

[farmerboy]

Edit: what do I win

Did you react or anticipate? Be honest.

 

[Deleted member 801069]

Did you react or anticipate? Be honest.

React

I’m on an iPhone so my finger doesn’t have to travel as much as clicking on a mouse button, I’d imagine

 

[farmerboy]

React

I’m on an iPhone so my finger doesn’t have to travel as much as clicking on a mouse button, I’d imagine

Lovely. I'm 45, so I blame that LOL. I only asked because it can be cheesed by anticipating.

Case in point. I really should have cropped that screen grab.

 

[mickaus]

Maybe you don’t believe it, but my reflexes are like a cat on coke. I’ve always noticed they are better than other people. How can I prove this?

Play a fighting game online and mash out the combos.

 

[Jethalal]

Relevant.

 

[Rentahamster]

Maybe you don’t believe it, but my reflexes are like a cat on coke. I’ve always noticed they are better than other people. How can I prove this?

Record your kegels in response to randomized stimuli.

 

[MilkLizard]

You sound like Ross from Friends. How are your Unagi skills?

 

[MastAndo]

How many coins can you catch off of your elbow?

 

[Cunth]

I don’t wanna prove it anymore

 

[Mistershine.]

I s hoping this was posted by a floozy about her gag reflex. Oh well.

 

[jufonuk]

I don’t wanna prove it anymore

 

[niilokin]

I hear you man I get reflux like every night when going to bed because I love to eat late.

 

[Herr Edgy]

I'm sure you tested your gag reflex intensively to make your claim

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Redneckerz]

Cunth if you can reply within 10 seconds then i'll believe you.

So don't sleep.

 

[GeorgPrime]

Maybe you don’t believe it, but my reflexes are like a cat on coke. I’ve always noticed they are better than other people. How can I prove this?

Put your dick under a falling blade. Set a random timer for the blade to fall down.

If you can grab the falling blade with both hands before it cuts off your dick... we believe you.

Please record for evidence.

 

[Super Mario]

I definitely read this as gag reflex

I refuse to believe anything else now

 

[John Day]

Maybe you don’t believe it, but my reflexes are like a cat on coke. I’ve always noticed they are better than other people. How can I prove this?

Make a parkour video.

 

[ManofOne]

You do know hypnotics make you slower.

 

[jufonuk]

You do know hypnotics make you slower.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Gag reflexes don't count Cunth

 

[BaneIsPain]

 

[Ballthyrm]

Cunth Can you do that ?​

 

[ManofOne]

Gag reflexes don't count Cunth

Yes it does, I know a girl who can suck the lords prayer out of any person in under 30 sec.

 

[Tranquil]

 

[The Time Of Mario]

https://humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime

My best is 297ms 287ms!. I'm still fucking slow compared to the median.

My best is 163ms. I'm comfortably over the median.

 

[AJUMP23]

Reflex Test - Stop the clock

DO IT!

 

[Patrick S.]

Dodge this!

 

[DESTROYA]

Found a picture of you as a child.

Not very quick

 

[Richard Packer]

Lol op sucks cock.

 

[lock2k]

I guess it's a given to be able to dodge all the spiders and killer creatures in Straya

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Yes it does, I know a girl who can suck the lords prayer out of any person in under 30 sec.

You don’t need to pretend you’re talking about someone else. It’s okay to be a giver.

 

[ManofOne]

You don’t need to pretend you’re talking about someone else. It’s okay to be a giver.

please my record is 20 secs

 

[Maiden Voyage]

please my record is 20 secs

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[ManofOne]

I’m married to the 30 sec woman.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I’m married to the 30 sec woman.

Your house must be like living in a Hoover vacuum facility

 

[Ikutachi]

I love badminton.

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Cunth Can you do that ?​

False test, the real one you aren't touching their hands prior to the drop. It's too easy to sense their muscle letting go before the ball starts to drop, poor science. Yes I understand there are people that can do that real ball drop test without touching, and it's impressive.

A far better "real world" reflex test is this series using decision making vs basic reflex -

Test 1: Person 1 holds a basketball and person 2 flags their arms left or right for person 1 to pass the basketball that direction.

Test 2: Person 1 does the same as test 1 but must pass the opposite direction to what person 2 flags e.g. left = pass right and vice versa.

Test 3: Person 2 now introduces elevation to their flagging e.g. arm left up and arm left diagonally down. Person 1 now has to bounce pass on random flags pointing diagonally down.

Test 4: Person 1 now has to do the opposite to the person 2 elevation flagging and opposite direction as well.

Your reflexes and sanity will go to shit with these real world stimulus input, decision making, reaction output sequences. Protip: this is the type of shit elite athletes and fighter pilots are fucking amazing at and train with constantly.

 

[Greasy Caveman]

I would embarrass you in any athletic endeavor. 100% serious