kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
Even the Jesus game has detective vision.
I wonder if it has stealth too.
I wonder if it has stealth too.
I Am Jesus Christ - Official Announcement Trailer.
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GymWolf
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If you die ingame, you can only continue your playthrough during christmas or easter day.
Putonahappyface
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Can you play as a Roman?
winjer
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We have to wait 3 days to respawn.
Oh jesus I just got an awful image, with a T-shirt that says "IT"S ONLY ONE GLASS" but the glass is one of those "mega pints" that are basically the entire bottle. Also, she's has massive camel toe from her way too tight yoga pants(she never does yoga).
That's just Penguin0(Moist Critikal) but that works too.
Connificent
Al Pachinko, Konami President
Je-sus walks with me with me
Rendered Tangent
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Very strange...plus, where's the intrigue, we all know how the story ends.
The Fartist
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chromhound
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lukilladog
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So is it out now?... is it a stealth game?. Like do you have to make sure that no historian or writer alive gets to hear about you or your miracles, or anyone with access to ink and papyrus for that matter?... because it would be game over if that happens.
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FBeeEye
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In online multiplayer.Can you play as a Roman?
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
It seems impossible to accomplish a game that slightly captures what Christ was like. The amount of criticism you open yourself for because everyone has various interpretations of Christ. I may check it out.
I would think that Assassins Creed could do a game where you weave in and out of the time of Christ. You could kill Herod and other romans. And walk amongst Jesus and his disciples and hear a sermon or two.
onnextflix5
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Is this serious or just to mock Jesus, it's so sad, the so called Christians don't seem to care.
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
It seems earnest.
IbizaPocholo
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01011001
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It's NOT a good thing. Whether a religion has beliefs that are true or not is NOT the true importance of religion. Most people need something that gives them purpose in existence and religion has proven to be the most effect stabilizer in history.
Even many so called atheists are unknowing creating new forms of religion, but this is getting off topic and goes into politics, so I'll leave it at that.
As for this game. I'll be watching my favorite streamer play it.
darrylgorn
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GnomeChimpsky
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Press F to resurrect.T AM JESUS CHRIST
I'm an atheist but you're not wrong.
Kilau
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01011001
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Calling 911 Melts Beams
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So many grandmas are going to buy this for their grandkids video boxes
tommib
Banned
So glad I live in the western world and not under a caliphate.
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
Jebus should be mocked
tommib
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Enters topic, sees Atheist circle jerk...
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
Enters topic, sees Atheist circle jerk...
Good
IDKFA
I am Become Bilbo Baggins
Do you feel the same about religious figures from other religions, or is it just Jesus and Christianity?
I'm an atheist myself, but I respect religion and people's right to worship. However, I've never understood why Christianity is the target for hardcore atheist attacks and why they don't attack Islam or Judaism with the same vigor?
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
Actually any religion should be mocked when they try to jam it down my throat. Regardless of whether it's Christian, Muslim, Judaism, Hinduism etc. Yes I take a hard stance on this
I respect people's right to worship but when it comes into other threads that where I have a issue with. And yes I feel I'm justified in saying that.
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tommib
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There's no religion I mock more than Islam which is the motherbase for the worst ideas religion can come up with.
Humdinger
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lol
Game looks like a nice option for Christians or Christian parents. I am not Christian myself, more SBNR, but it's nice that Christians have an option like this, rather than just the usual "worldly" stuff.
I wonder how it'll be received, especially among Christians. Even in this short clip, they have scenes and Jesus dialog that don't appear in the Bible, so it's clear they aren't taking a strictly Bible-based approach. That surprised me, since I assumed the developers are evangelical and conservative, so they would "stick to the script." Also, the budget seems low, and it isn't exactly jam-packed with action.
GymWolf
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Is that like lgbq+ but for religions?
ResurrectedContrarian
Suffers with mild autism
It looks like it was really made for memes / streamers rather than being sincere, who knows. Actually teaching thoughtful theology in a game would be interesting but, not sure how you'd go about it.
The one part they could have taken instead for a solid game is the "harrowing of hell," meaning when Christ is crucified and before resurrection, during which he saves the souls of the past locked away in the underworld.
The one part they could have taken instead for a solid game is the "harrowing of hell," meaning when Christ is crucified and before resurrection, during which he saves the souls of the past locked away in the underworld.
Harrowing of Hell said:
Humdinger
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It stands for "spiritual but not religious." It's a broad, vague category. It encompasses everything from new age woo-woo types to those to integrate wisdom and practice from various spiritual traditions, east and west, without adhering to the specific doctrinal beliefs of any one particular religion. Then you've got people who derive spiritual beliefs from NDEs or from philosophical or even science-based arguments for the existence of "God," for lack of a better word (not the God of the Bible, more like a Big Mind or intelligence/consciousness). For me, it's a hodgepodge of many of those things, all stitched together with seams that don't come together neatly, and with some contradictions and inconsistencies. I consider myself more of a seeker and explorer, rather than someone who's found all the answers.
GymWolf
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I would have been ok with a simple no.
For me, it's a hodgepodge of many of those things, all stitched together with seams that don't come together neatly, and with some contradictions and inconsistencies. I consider myself more of a seeker and explorer, rather than someone who's found all the answers.
Humdinger
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I would have been ok with a simple no.
Ok. I thought you were asking what it meant.
GymWolf
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I'm just fucking with you, next time i'm gonna put 2 emoticons
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