Maybe you should read the part where she hasn't "paid rent" in the last two months.
I broke up with my girlfriend...
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Maybe you should read the part where she hasn't "paid rent" in the last two months.
The Lamonster
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man...you should probably get checked for STDs, OP.
goddamn!
Mammoth Jones
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She gonna dump half your shit out. Or break your shit.
Fuck that. If you breaking up give her a week to move out. If her drivers license has your address on it or she gets mail there then the legalese gets a bit muddy me thinks.
I could be wrong on that. But you'd best due your due diligence prior to forcing her out.
No bullshit.
End of the month? Fuck that. I'd change the locks and give her 72 hours to get her shit or it goes to the curb.
Fuck that. If you breaking up give her a week to move out. If her drivers license has your address on it or she gets mail there then the legalese gets a bit muddy me thinks.
I could be wrong on that. But you'd best due your due diligence prior to forcing her out.
No bullshit.
End of the month? Fuck that. I'd change the locks and give her 72 hours to get her shit or it goes to the curb.
Dude. Dude. Kick her the hell out, you're in the clear, you're being taken advantage on really bad. You don't need someone like this polluting your life until april or some shit.
fatigues_gasolini
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I haven't had sex with her in 3 years so I don't need to worry.
:jawdrop
Oh. So the breakup's been a long time coming.
I fixed it for you. Technically they were horses, not guys.
Wait WHAT. There's so much more to this story. What's the deal with that, man?
fatigues_gasolini
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No contracts. Her name isn't on anything. Cheating has no bearing, he can literally kick her out for no reason.
If they had a contract, or even a signed paper, he'd have to go through an eviction process. Those are terrible and costly. and wouldn't work considering she's supposed to leave at the end of the month and most eviction notices contain a grace period.
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James Woods
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This thread just gets deeper and deeper.
Zen_Arcade
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To be fair they might not all have been horses.
I'd say try and get those pets to text your girlfriend about giving her a creampie. Then when she leaves the house to try and find some strange tail, throw all of her shit on the lawn and change the locks.
fatigues_gasolini
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She just never was interested, I tried. I asked her if we were ever going to have sex again once and she but my head off
The one from a friend, is it man sized and walks around on two legs?
Sword Familiar
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This thread just keeps on giving... or am I just being gullible?
KINGofCRA5H
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Duuuuude. Dude.
Ok, at this point you're just trolling. No offense lol.
Yeah ... it has to be a troll but it was still entertaining.
JustHadToJoin
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this thread
Mammoth Jones
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The Lamonster
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hahaha oh GAF
I'm not sure if you're fully aware of how a relationship is supposed to work.
And yeah this is starting to sound fake. I hope so, for OP's sake. At this point I'd rather be an internet troll than whatever the OP is describing.
Does she let you go out OP?
Bad news dude....she has probably fucked more guys than you think she has.
Im pretty sure this is next, are you a broom? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwre56HczMg (sorry for shitty video)
Wow, man. That's fucking terrible. Like, are you all right? That just sounds really scarring as an experience.
You need to extract yourself from this toxicity as soon as possible. Get back out there and start living like a person again.
The twist: OP is a horse. These human relationship conventions have no bearing on him.
freenudemacusers
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no sex for three years huh
#themoreyouknow
they usually have holes or flaps so you can keep the whole thing on.
#themoreyouknow
Zen_Arcade
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That's just her role playing as a preying mantis. These furries are getting dangerous.
Does she want to take one of the cats with her? And why haven't you had sex for so long? Personal medical reason?
WanderingWind
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Sing it with me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsuohepbVk
A horse is a horse, of course of course,
and no one can text to a horse of course,
that is of course, unless the horse,
Is the famous Mister Ed!
Go right to the source and ask the horse.
She'll give you the answer you'll not endorse.
She's always on a steady course.
To fuck Mister Ed!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsuohepbVk
A horse is a horse, of course of course,
and no one can text to a horse of course,
that is of course, unless the horse,
Is the famous Mister Ed!
Go right to the source and ask the horse.
She'll give you the answer you'll not endorse.
She's always on a steady course.
To fuck Mister Ed!
rocketskates
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Why? All because they live with each other?
OP, unfortunately these two are right. It most likely won't be as simple as "bitch get the fuck out". I would suggest looking up the laws for the state you live in, but if I remember correctly you can tell her she has 30 days to get out, and if she doesn't you can take her to court and have the judge demand her to vacate the property.
WanderingWind
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I hate that I now know this.
GungHo
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Well now we know why I guess :\
also sorry but the horse guy, surely if he was in that stallion role play the texts would've just been a garbled mess of letters or does he have the daintiest imaginary hooves known to man
PJV3
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Probably the whole stable.
Then you haven't been her boyfriend for 3 years...
They're actually married..!
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