It's like you're a real life Tyler Lockwood.
I broke up with my girlfriend...
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Dude, throw her ass out asap. Everything that you guys had established beforehand was nullified the second she started fucking other dudes.
Well damn.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
You in California too? I'll help you catch this horse and beat it if you want.
Zen_Arcade
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Wait. Creepy horse pervert has been texting your ex these things? Like while you were dating?
I take it you found this out when you found out she was cheating.
fatigues_gasolini
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Nope, Wisconsin. She fucked some dude here too like it was nothing. She went to furcon, now she'll be gone.
TheWarrior
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thread could become quite epic now
#dead #gluefactory
IT's a good thing, dude. Don't feel bad. She's obviously a huge piece of shit and she'll live out the rest of her days as one, too.
obijkenobi
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Voice/neigh to text?
this is turning into quite the hairy situation.
TheWarrior
Banned
He's the one on the right isn't he?
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
Plus, she's into animal people. OP, sooner or later you would've found yourself standing in half of a penguin costume wondering how your life went so wrong. This is only a good thing for you.
a four fur gangbang. "All right. I want you to point out the guys who did it."
fatigues_gasolini
Member
Yup while we were dating. She texted him about getting creampied while I was driving us to my dads house for Thanksgiving
RapidCancel
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So why are you letting her fuck you now? Kick her furry ass out to the front lawn.
Edit:spelling
Rimon-hanit
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Thank you so very much for answering
I had kind of a bad day and that made me smile
god damn :lol
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
So...put her out to pasture?
PeakPointMatrix
Member
Well this took a twist.
Anyway, tell her to mount her shit elsewhere.
Anyway, tell her to mount her shit elsewhere.
backflip10019
Member
Don't EVER stop. #dead
GungHo
Single-handedly caused Exxon-Mobil to sue FOX, start World War 3
one does not simply, go, to furcon.
found some pix from her Ipad;
So, which one did she yiff?
You should really kick her to the curb before she uses common law to get you to support the forthcoming centaur.
haha oh man wtf. Sorry man but you definitely dodged a bullet. Get her ass out of there. Yesterday.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
If she's paying rent then no, you can't.
>> Furcon/Cheating
She is seriously lucky she didn't come home to her stuff on the sidewalk. You are now extra right in my eyes.
In most states, that would only require a partial rent refund. She has no legal authority in his house.
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She is seriously lucky she didn't come home to her stuff on the sidewalk. You are now extra right in my eyes.
It's non contract lease of a room. Depending on the state, he can absolutely kick her out.
In most states, that would only require a partial rent refund. She has no legal authority in his house.
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djSyndrome
Member
Given that she's not out on the street yet, guessing that OP is still getting some.
... I suspect you've put up with enough shit from her. She's not paying you, she's not on the lease, it's time for her to go.
Zen_Arcade
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Ok. So let me see if I have this time line right.
You found out horse pervert was texting her while driving to Thanksgiving.
You didn't break up with her then.
You let her back in the house.
She went to a furry convention and fucked a bunch of guys.
Now she won't leave your house.
Do I have it right?
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
Oh jesus now I have to throw out the half dozen I bought today, thanks asshole
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
Boy... this escalated fast.
No no he found the texts from Ed later.
Power through my friend, power through.
fatigues_gasolini
Member
Yeah, I get I'm a total bitch, but I just want her out of my life as legally as possible.
Aspirations26
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Dude what the fuck. The more details I see, the more you need to kick this disgusting, Furry/horse loving bitch out of your fucking house. I would of kicked her out the day I found out. Anyways sorry to hear you have to deal with this shit OP. Your definitely better off without that skank.
Dude Abides
Banned
If she paid rent she's probably entitled to stay until the end of the month. You're wise to look into Madison's law rather than taking bad advice from a bunch of angry dudes who think her cheating has some bearing on whether she's legally entitled to stay there.
Zen_Arcade
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That would make more sense.
I'm not here to mock you man. If anything I'm here to mock your creepy furry banging ex. Just wanted to make sure I had everything in order.
Didn't you say she didn't pay you for January and February? I'm not 100% sure, but I think if it's only your name on the lease that you dictate who comes and goes as far as roommates. Someone else would probably have a better knowledge of the logistics of that though.
John Kowalski
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I hope she will be ok, having an ex trying to make you homeless must be a pain.
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