TheWarrior
Banned
She just never was interested, I tried. I asked her if we were ever going to have sex again once and she but my head off
You didn't get the hint, you should have come home dressed as a praying mantis one day
She just never was interested, I tried. I asked her if we were ever going to have sex again once and she but my head off
Nope. Wisconsin provides for oral lease agreements of less than one year.
http://docs.legis.wi.gov/statutes/statutes/704/03/1
OP, just go to the tenant center.
I haven't seen L's like this since Nasir Jones from 2002-2012. This is the kind of lawse that you might need therapy for, friend.
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Recapping for our new arrivals:
- OP and live-in girlfriend haven't had sex for over three years.
- OP asks girlfriend if they'll ever have sex again and she bites his head off.
- Girlfriend is caught sexting with furry horseman about creampies. On Thanksgiving.
- OP continues living with girlfriend.
- Girlfriend travels to Furcon and sleeps with King Kong Dong, Mr. Friskie, One-Eyed Willie Whiskers, and Hairy Penis Monster.
- OP allows girlfriend to continue living at his place, despite not paying rent.
(1)  Month-to-month and week-to-week tenancies.
(a) If a month-to-month tenant or a week-to-week tenant fails to pay rent when due, the tenant's tenancy is terminated if the landlord gives the tenant notice requiring the tenant to pay rent or vacate on or before a date at least 5 days after the giving of the notice and if the tenant fails to pay accordingly. A month-to-month tenancy is terminated if the landlord, while the tenant is in default in payment of rent, gives the tenant notice requiring the tenant to vacate on or before a date at least 14 days after the giving of the notice.
~S
Also you linked to something else.
Where you guys on a break?
Wait, so she doesn't have sex with you for 3 years, yet she screwed 4 different dudes in a couple weeks? She was using you for something but I don't know what....
I linked to the provision that indicates you were incorrect to state that the lack of a written - lease means he can just kick her out today - see how the title of the subsection is "requirement of a writing"? Now you're quoting a provision that further confirms that point. I'm glad we now agree.
Glad the op is going to get professional / legal help, because god damn there's been some horrible advice in this thread from armchair attorneys.
Glad the op is going to get professional / legal help, because god damn there's been some horrible advice in this thread from armchair attorneys.
This is how you do a thread people.
Notice how each consecutive post by the OP got better and better. Just brilliant.
I may not be a lawyer, but my gf wouldn't have gotten spit-roasted by the cast of Zoobilee Zoo, I tell you what.
He's also one of the few not wanting the op to change the locks on her now and ship her stuff to her mom or put it on the curb.Well, Dude is a lawyer. He probably does have an armchair though
I may not be a lawyer, but my gf wouldn't have gotten spit-roasted by the cast of Zoobilee Zoo, I tell you what.
Jesus Christ, this post got me.
Bwahaha! Oh God me too.
Sweet Jesus that mental image is hilarious/scary.
Bullshit, three years!?
I haven't had sex with her in 3 years so I don't need to worry.
I always knew this day would come, but not this soon.
I've finally entered, The Twilight Zone.
Can someone tell me what spit-roasted means?
I may not be a lawyer, but my gf wouldn't have gotten spit-roasted by the cast of Zoobilee Zoo, I tell you what.