I broke up with my girlfriend...

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OP, I did some digging for you. I found the perfect way for you to get revenge on her.

Buy one of these.
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Profit.

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So what's the deal OP? Were you an exceptionally skilled cook? Did you do all the chores around the house while she did nothing? She was clearly using you for something... right?
 
Nope. Wisconsin provides for oral lease agreements of less than one year.

http://docs.legis.wi.gov/statutes/statutes/704/03/1

OP, just go to the tenant center.

(1)  Month-to-month and week-to-week tenancies.
(a) If a month-to-month tenant or a week-to-week tenant fails to pay rent when due, the tenant's tenancy is terminated if the landlord gives the tenant notice requiring the tenant to pay rent or vacate on or before a date at least 5 days after the giving of the notice and if the tenant fails to pay accordingly. A month-to-month tenancy is terminated if the landlord, while the tenant is in default in payment of rent, gives the tenant notice requiring the tenant to vacate on or before a date at least 14 days after the giving of the notice.

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Also you linked to something else.
 
Ironically if the OP taped his three cats on him his girlfriend would probably be all over him.

Give her a week's notice if your feeling generous and kick her out regardless when the time comes.

You owe her nothing at all.
 
Recapping for our new arrivals:

- OP and live-in girlfriend haven't had sex for over three years.
- OP asks girlfriend if they'll ever have sex again and she bites his head off.
- Girlfriend is caught sexting with furry horseman about creampies. On Thanksgiving.
- OP continues living with girlfriend.
- Girlfriend travels to Furcon and sleeps with King Kong Dong, Mr. Friskie, One-Eyed Willie Whiskers, and Hairy Penis Monster.
- OP allows girlfriend to continue living at his place, despite not paying rent.

hoooooooooly shit. no. no. no. i refuse to believe this is real. OP has to be trolling......right?


OP, if this really did happen to you then goddamn. i'm sorry that you had to go through this, but i am cracking the fuck up. it is just too bizarre and hard to believe.

if true, PLEASE GET HER THE FUCK OUT YESTERDAY. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING MAN? COME ON NOW.
 
Can`t get my head round the 3years-nosex bit. OP, what`s that all about? You are/were the nice friendzoned guy who accepted a hug now and then? Or are you married? Almost sounds like that. Either way, I`m sorry but I get a feeling she has cuddled a few more furries during those years...
 
(1)  Month-to-month and week-to-week tenancies.
(a) If a month-to-month tenant or a week-to-week tenant fails to pay rent when due, the tenant's tenancy is terminated if the landlord gives the tenant notice requiring the tenant to pay rent or vacate on or before a date at least 5 days after the giving of the notice and if the tenant fails to pay accordingly. A month-to-month tenancy is terminated if the landlord, while the tenant is in default in payment of rent, gives the tenant notice requiring the tenant to vacate on or before a date at least 14 days after the giving of the notice.

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Also you linked to something else.

I linked to the provision that indicates you were incorrect to state that the lack of a written lease means he can just kick her out easy peasy - see how the title of the subsection is "requirement of a writing"? Now you're quoting a provision that further confirms that point. I'm glad we now agree.
 
Glad the op is going to get professional / legal help, because god damn there's been some horrible advice in this thread from armchair attorneys.
 
Sometimes when I'm feeling like "this is my life?" or "how can this garbage be happening to me?", I browse GAF and suddenly my shit gets put in perspective.

Christ...good luck, OP. Sorry about your troubles.
 
I linked to the provision that indicates you were incorrect to state that the lack of a written - lease means he can just kick her out today - see how the title of the subsection is "requirement of a writing"? Now you're quoting a provision that further confirms that point. I'm glad we now agree.

1. No you didn't. you linked to:

1)  Original agreement. Notwithstanding s. 704.02, a lease for more than a year, or a contract to make such a lease, is not enforceable unless it meets the requirements of s. 706.02 and in addition sets forth the amount of rent or other consideration, the time of commencement and expiration of the lease, and a reasonably definite description of the premises, or unless a writing, including by means of electronic mail or facsimile transmission, signed by the landlord and the tenant sets forth the amount of rent or other consideration, the duration of the lease, and a reasonably definite description of the premises and the commencement date is established by entry of the tenant into possession under the writing. Sections 704.05 and 704.07 govern as to matters within the scope of such sections and not provided for in such written lease or contract.

2. Yes he can, he only has to give a few days notice
3. I do this for a living.
4. I really like ice cream

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Glad the op is going to get professional / legal help, because god damn there's been some horrible advice in this thread from armchair attorneys.

I may not be a lawyer, but my gf wouldn't have gotten spit-roasted by the cast of Zoobilee Zoo, I tell you what.
 
Dude if her name isn't on the mortgage or any leases you can legally kick her out right fucking now.

Edit: Oh this thread got weird. Guess I shouldn't skip pages.
 
Well the tenant resource center gave me two options: a 5 day eviction notice if she doesn't pay rent. The problem is if she does does she get to stay or do I have to accept the rent? 2. A 28 day notice tenancy termination.


I asked the that I want her out asap and he gave me the 28 day notice :/
 
I may not be a lawyer, but my gf wouldn't have gotten spit-roasted by the cast of Zoobilee Zoo, I tell you what.

Ain't notin wrong with a spit roast, but she didn't even let him be in the same room.
 
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