"So I broke up with my roommate..."I haven't had sex with her in 3 years so I don't need to worry.
Bad news dude....she has probably fucked more guys than you think she has.
I asked and her answer was April when the apartment she got will be ready. She hasn't paid me any "rent" for January or February and what she gives me doesn't cover half the mortgage.
I haven't had sex with her in 3 years so I don't need to worry.
the op:The twist: OP is a horse. These human relationship conventions have no bearing on him.
I haven't had sex with her in 3 years so I don't need to worry.
How did I miss this the first time?She isn't a furry but goes to get wasted. One of the dudes she fucked does draw furry erotica and does sext as a horse.
many also wear a lycra bodysuit under the fursuit to extend the number of sessions between cleanings.I hate that I now know this.
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"And then that bitch was like 'wow, I'd love to ride you without a saddle.'NEEEEEEEEEEIGHHHHHH"
Honestly how could you compete with horse man, this is his year.
She went to California to visit family and she went to furcon and fucked some dudes.
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Wish I had the photoshop/gif skills for "Escalation Intensifies", but this will do.
I haven't had sex with her in 3 years so I don't need to worry.
many also wear a lycra bodysuit under the fursuit to extend the number of sessions between cleanings.
No contracts. Her name isn't on anything. Cheating has no bearing, he can literally kick her out for no reason.
If they had a contract, or even a signed paper, he'd have to go through an eviction process. Those are terrible and costly. and wouldn't work considering she's supposed to leave at the end of the month and most eviction notices contain a grace period.
~S
I've been going to the wrong furcons.She isn't a furry but goes to get wasted.
dry cleaning is for rookiesGross, but makes sense. It cost me 15 bucks to get a coat dry cleaned the other day. I imagine these folks got sick of spending what must have been a fortune to get the crustified semen dry cleaned out of a 6 foot tall unicorn costume.
Recapping for our new arrivals:
- OP and live-in girlfriend haven't had sex for over three years.
- OP asks girlfriend if they'll ever have sex again and she bites his head off.
- Girlfriend is caught sexting with furry horseman about creampies. On Thanksgiving.
- OP continues living with girlfriend.
- Girlfriend travels to Furcon and sleeps with King Kong Dong, Mr. Friskie, One-Eyed Willie Whiskers, and Hairy Penis Monster.
- OP allows girlfriend to continue living at his place, despite not paying rent.
I'm starting to think it was this guy:
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I haven't had sex with her in 3 years so I don't need to worry.
dry cleaning is for rookies
Heading down to the local tenant resource center to get the details, I will let everyone know what the results are.
He learned it afterward. Not before.Recapping for our new arrivals:
- OP and live-in girlfriend haven't had sex for over three years.
- OP asks girlfriend if they'll ever have sex again and she bites his head off.
- Girlfriend is caught sexting with furry horseman about creampies. On Thanksgiving.
- OP continues living with girlfriend.
- Girlfriend travels to Furcon and sleeps with King Kong Dong, Mr. Friskie, One-Eyed Willie Whiskers, and Hairy Penis Monster.
- OP allows girlfriend to continue living at his place, despite not paying rent.
He's one with his horse...but he is not a horse =/
Recapping for our new arrivals:
- OP and live-in girlfriend haven't had sex for over three years.
- OP asks girlfriend if they'll ever have sex again and she bites his head off.
- Girlfriend is caught sexting with furry horseman about creampies. On Thanksgiving.
- OP continues living with girlfriend.
- Girlfriend travels to Furcon and sleeps with King Kong Dong, Mr. Friskie, One-Eyed Willie Whiskers, and Hairy Penis Monster.
- OP allows girlfriend to continue living at his place, despite not paying rent.
dry cleaning is for rookies
I think it's pretty well established that dear OP is a petMy god OP
Kick her out. Today.
Recapping for our new arrivals:
- OP and live-in girlfriend haven't had sex for over three years.
- OP asks girlfriend if they'll ever have sex again and she bites his head off.
- Girlfriend is caught sexting with furry horseman about creampies. On Thanksgiving.
- OP continues living with girlfriend.
- Girlfriend travels to Furcon and sleeps with King Kong Dong, Mr. Friskie, One-Eyed Willie Whiskers, and Hairy Penis Monster.
- OP allows girlfriend to continue living at his place, despite not paying rent.
Yet his son would be the stallion that mounts the world.
I think it's pretty well established that dear OP is a pet