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[Megafoo Chavez]

seriously, i try and try but i can never stop playing with it. Does anyone know when it will stop controlling me?

my 5 favorite colors are
toffee chip icecream
Tool
toenail clippings
army pants
and crazy indian men with alzheimers.

help?

 

[Mason]

Are you high?

 

[Willco]

Are you high?

Not necessarily. Who here amongst us has the audacity to claim they can stop playing with their penis?

 

[Deleted member 1235]

awesome thread about your penis head.

 

[neptunes]

too much goddamn information

 

[Escape Goat]

Poor foo

 

[Error Macro]

Maybe the ghost of Rasputin has possessed your penis, and it is trying to win a war with your hand. At least, that's what I tell myself.




Note that I didn't say that I had Rasputin's penis. If he had really possessed mine, he'd probably be looking to move into another home with more square footage.

 

[All Hail C-Webb]

Mr. Chavez's avatar would lead you to assume that he is well aquainted with the cannibus plant, however this does not seem like the type of high caused by plants of that genus.
It is more likely that Chavez has been eating some magic mushrooms, dropping some acid, or is just fucking crazy.

 

[yoshifumi]

i'm trying to type this message while playing with my penis

 

[Guzim]

Thread of the year.

 

[Willco]

i'm trying to type this message while playing with my penis

 

[Error Macro]

i'm trying to type this message while playing with my penis

thykis me3ssagte was tgyped by my6 peni8s.;

 

[yoshifumi]

thykis me3ssagte was tgyped by my6 peni8s.;

hahahaha

surprisingly accurate.

 

[Seth C]

thykis me3ssagte was tgyped by my6 peni8s.;

Wow. I'm tempted to try that myself!

 

[Docpan]

Wow, this is the most thought provoking, deep thread I have ever read.

Thank you, sir.

 

[fennec fox]

This is one thread you KNOW we don't have to worry about girls breaking into and talking about lipstick and stuff!

Because they don't have penisses!

 

[Matlock]

The girls may have penises!

 

[Error Macro]

The girls may have penises!

Either way, we don't want them in this thread!

 

[bishoptl]

help me i am in hell

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

i could only imagine how often i would play with my genitalia if it was a Vagina. it would not be a very nice vagina, it would be like sticking your finger in a gar of glue left out in the sun for awhile.

 

[BuddyC]

help me i am in hell

every fucking week, i swear

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

Mr. Chavez's avatar would lead you to assume that he is well aquainted with the cannibus plant, however this does not seem like the type of high caused by plants of that genus.
It is more likely that Chavez has been eating some magic mushrooms, dropping some acid, or is just fucking crazy.

Sadly i haven't burned one down in awhile I'm just good ol fashioned crazy(bored)

MR.GREEN ROCKS BTW

 

[yoshifumi]

this thread has inspired me to jerk off.


not to this thread, though.

 

[Error Macro]

this thread has inspired me to jerk off.


not to this thread, though.

Thank you for reminding me, I'm due for a jerk off session as well.

 

[etiolate]

thykis me3ssagte was tgyped by my6 peni8s.;

Now try it with your tongue!

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

my keyboard tastes like potato chips

 

[Docpan]

The thread isn't as brilliant anymore due to the title change.

Thanks for ruining a work of art, guy.