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[Mike Works]

STAY TUNED FOR SHOCKING UPDATES TO THIS THREAD THAT WILL SHOCK YOU

 

[tt_deeb]

SELL YOUR N-GAGE ITS ALL OVER!

 

[Sriram]

This guy needs to release a book, as quick as possible.

Wasnt PBF only supposed to last a certain amount of time? Anyone know when its coming to an end?

 

[demon]

I find the fact that the aliens used such incredibly advanced technology against their sworn enemy just to carve "you suck" into the moon funnier than the misspelling.

 

[Sriram]

Ive liked all the alien ones so far. My fave was where they got the delivery guy to trample all over earth.

 

[Triumph]

GENIUS.

PURE AND UTTER. GENIUS.

Seriously tho, when is fella gonna drop a book on us? Maybe I should fire off an email or 200.

 

[levious]

very funny, but TICK RIPOFF!

 

[demi]

 

[Mermandala]

Cobra Commander then reveals his plan - to carve his face in the moon.

- GI Joe: Lasers in the Night

 

[mightynine]

Excellent.

 

[Mike Works]

SHOCKING BATMAN UPDATE REVEALED

Batman Jones!

IS MORE TO COME???

 

[UltimateMarioMan]

http://www.fuckyouanddie.com/pics/11794341.jpg

What...the crap...

 

[FoneBone]

What...the crap...

That one's a parody; the other stuff Mike posted is, unfortunately, real.

 

[UltimateMarioMan]

I'm scared!

 

[iapetus]

But why must Batman wear a different coloured costume each night? I need to know...

 

[DMczaf]

WTF?! :lol :lol :lol

 

[capslock]

 

[bjork]

Is that Batman Jones one some kinda crossover? Like it's Jughead from Archie, but wearing a cape and stuff?

 

[Mike Works]

SUPERMAN STRIKES BACK

BUT ALSO!

YOU JUST GOT CHAIR'D

Who wants the tag HERO OF THE BEACH?

THE MADNESS CAN'T CONTINUE??

 

[Boogie9IGN]

The fuck? :lol

 

[belgurdo]

YELLOW SKIN BLACK HAIR GLASSES CAREFUL TINTIN

make it happen

 

[Eminem]

I do not want to be THE HERO OF THE BEACH but I would like to be the YOU JUST GOT CHAIR'D man

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Who wants the tag HERO OF THE BEACH?

Me! OH for the love of god mike give it to me!

 

[Matlock]

I WOULD LIKE TO BE HERO OF THE BEACH

 

[Renegade]

I bet it's funny when Master Chief or Samus farts in their suits.

Master Chief is all fighting aliens and lets one out and then he's all "Goddammit *Inhales sharply, exhales slowly*"

I can Imagine Samus going "Teehee! That was so gross."

 

[hXc_thugg]

Me! OH for the love of god mike give it to me!

I'm the TRUE Hero of the Beach, I be slappin' tramps left and right.

 

[Matlock]

I'm the TRUE Hero of the Beach, I be slappin' tramps left and right.

Ah, but I just won a blackjack tournament.

 

[MIMIC]

How many more threads will this be posted in?

 

[hXc_thugg]

Ah, but I just won a blackjack tournament.

Blackjack is for tramps and dwarves...I slap both.

 

[Matlock]

Blackjack is for tramps and dwarves...I slap both.

Plus I beat down three girls at once at beach volleyball.

 

[hXc_thugg]

Plus I beat down three girls at once at beach volleyball.

I sexually assaulted 3 girls(tramps) with a beach volleyball.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I sexually assaulted 3 girls(tramps) with a beach volleyball.

i drowned a woman at the beach then had sex with her sister.

 

[hXc_thugg]

i drowned a woman at the beach then had sex with her sister.

I drowned a woman and her sister at the beach, then had sex with them both.

 

[demon]

I would like to be hero of the beach. I'm tired of fending off the cock. Is there less cock at the beach?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I drowned a woman and her sister at the beach, then had sex with them both.

i had sex with a shell.

 

[hXc_thugg]

i had sex with a shell.

Me too. Then I ate it.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Me too. Then I ate it.

there was a hermit crab in mine and i got him pregnant.

 

[hXc_thugg]

there was a hermit crab in mine and i got him pregnant.

I am that hermit crab.

 

[belgurdo]

I am that hermit crab.

I am the sperm that entered the hermit crab

 

[Matlock]

I am Jack's hermit crab

 

[hXc_thugg]

I am the sperm that entered the hermit crab

You were warm.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I am that hermit crab.

the crab gave me crabs.

 

[Matlock]

The Crablouse - Lords of Acid

I wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh
The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind
Better than everything you ever imagined in your wildest dreams

The secret of the crablouse

Here's a message for the girls about vaginas
And the consequence of fiddling with a partner
Mind your labia they're never out of danger
If you're gonna go to bed with a stranger
Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area
It's the crablouse that's out to get ya!
It's gonna grab you by the pubic hair
Shake your pussy wen the bastard's there

It's there to stay, sucks all day
It's there to bite, my parasite

The little vampire, horny and so greedy
It doesn't care about a penis and it's envy
It's intelligent, nasty and it's sick
A party animal, a pervert and a pig
If a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva
Stumbles through your body right into your vulva
Then waits patiently until a penetration
Gets it out of there and right into salvation

It's there to stay, sucks all day
It's there to bite, my parasite

Now we know the little crablouse is a raver
You can't get rid of it unless you use a razor
It's unbearable, funky and so cool
A real smartass and nobody's fool
If you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem
We all know that it's connected with his scrotum
He might tell you that his undie is too tight
But you'll know that it's the crablouse and you're right

It's there to stay, sucks all day
It's there to bite, my parasite
My love machine, my maddest dream
Turns me on, makes me come

 

[Jim Bowie]

the crab gave me crabs.

*entering fray*

I told the crabs to give you crabs.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

I know what this thread is all about.

...

Unfortunately, I've been sworn to secrecy... by the crabs.

 

[hXc_thugg]

If you replace 'crabs' with 'carbs' this becomes a topic about dieting.

 

[Jim Bowie]

If you replace 'crabs' with 'carbs' this becomes a topic about dieting.

And if you drop the 'r', you get a thread on transportation.

 

[sprsk]

Im so happy right now.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

You know what they say about happiness, don't you?

 

[sprsk]

It's imaginary?