I find Pop-GAF utterly baffling (RANT)

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like the fact that kyon calls everyone baboons

how does that not make you wish e-punches were a thing that you could send him

Kyon's posts are amazing, please never stop. Stay pressed hater, etc etc.
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Trey

Member
I'm led to believe the community is comprised of beautiful women and helpful men, so they're okay by me.
 

Mumei

Member
I mean, I agree. Just playing devil's advocate, because I think we wade into murky waters when we try to nail down what is and isn't an acceptable level of interpretive ability one must possess to be considered a musician. I'd rather just call them shitty musicians.

On that note, I think a good example of what Fugu is implying would be Rihanna's Diamonds. She is LITERALLY mimicking Sia's every vocal tick and abandoning her own unique interpretive style on that track. The laziest Pop vocal I've heard since Britney on the S&M remix.

Fair enough.

Why are you so steam pressed?

This is not a healthy way to live.

I don't know why Htown is so angry. I like him!
 

mantidor

Member
So what does Pop-Gaf considers pop? it seems mostly female solo singers, is there any pop group or male musician in there?
 

royalan

Member
So what does Pop-Gaf considers pop? it seems mostly female solo singers, is there any pop group or male musician in there?

There are. Problem is ManPOP is in a dire state at the moment. Just all around terrible. Just not much worth discussing.

But most of POP GAF's panties still moisten at the thought that Justin Timberlake might one day return to music.
 
One Direction
The Wanted
Bruno Mars
N'Sync (not current, but old pop)

There's others.

Frank Ocean, Asbjørn, Ed Sheeran, Usher, Jamie Woon, The Biebs, Mika, Michael Kiwanuka, Gotye, Antony Hegarty, Bon Iver, etc.

There are plenty of male singers and groups, but PopGAF has a lovely tradition of ignoring things so that it doesn't have to talk about music.
 

Peru

Member
I can't believe the OP is such a complete replica of the rockist boogeyman archetype that he actually pulled the "real musicians play instruments" line.

Baffling that people like this still exist.
 

Lach

Member

Thanks to youtube we now have the official lyrics..so everybody can sing along...

everybody is getting signed we know that
people just want to start eating
we are beating
this would be sitting here
closing in the cassini deter the human race
see my face
i'm not kidding
it's not funny because it's true
european
to say
we can have mine came
twenty two two
it is true
it's easy
lands crazy
they are creating
bcd
causing an obscene nudity
seaman
it's not funny cuz it's true
to save
contact nine k
and easy to use
it is true
lenders raising
me i'd be doing
this would be a cd
causing immense enid detuning human race
see my face
i'm not kidding
it's not funny cuz it's true
through our union
to say it
becomes ninety eight
and indeed to you
field is true
in season
banners greasy
everybody is getting fat
we know that
people just
meac beating
cd
it's not funny cuz it's true
to say
dedicated to
it is true
squeezing
 

Kyon

Banned
I can't believe the OP is such a complete replica of the rockist boogeyman archetype that he actually pulled the "real musicians play instruments" line.

Baffling that people like this still exist.


Drag them for filth sis!

Let them know!
 

zoukka

Member
We are on a forum full of hardcore users of the latest offerings of popular culture media. And the OP dosn't understand why some people listen to Pop music...

Human mind is fascinating.
 

Peru

Member
Funny thing is the OP can't even stick to his arbitrary standards. Taylor Swift should fit your definition of a real artiste perfectly - she started out on her own doing local performances, signed with an indie label, writes all her own material - yet you spend a couple of paragraphs deriding her supporters.

Apparently what is actually baffling to you is that artists you don't like can be liked and critically acclaimed by others. So I shouldn't be surprised that you're asking all the wrong questions.

When you publically admit that you don't care about the quality of the music, like you did, just the machinations behind the scenes, you admit that you're a fraud whose only interest is image and superficial values, and that artistry is the last thing on your mind. That's YOU, Messofanego, and that's not a preconception, that's solid empirical research.
 

Ledsen

Member
It's baffling to me too in some ways, but why not just ignore them? Let them like what they like and keep their threads to themselves.
 

gofreak

GAF's Bob Woodward
I adore Pop-GAF. Of course, it should overrun unrelated threads. But whenever I need a smile I can just search for 'britney' or 'beyonce' and it's guaranteed.
 
Thanks to youtube we now have the official lyrics..so everybody can sing along...

Everybody’s getting fat,
We know that
But people just won’t stop eating
Oh
We aren’t beating
This obesity,
Causing an obscenity to the human race,
See my face,
I’m not kidding.

Its not funny ‘cos its true
Who are you
To say
I can’t have my cake
And eat it too
It is true
Its too easy, lemon squeezy.
 
Everybody’s getting fat,
We know that
But people just won’t stop eating
Oh
We aren’t beating
This obesity,
Causing an obscenity to the human race,
See my face,
I’m not kidding.

Its not funny ‘cos its true
Who are you
To say
I can’t have my cake
And eat it too
It is true
Its too easy, lemon squeezy.

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Remove the non from that and I agree. ;)

Pop gaf can be amusing sometimes (stuff like beysus cracks me up) but I'm not really a fan of the gifs.

They'll gif some pop star flipping their hair or smiling like it's supposed to be somehow profound or interesting. And I just don't see it at all. They're obsessed with people whose achievements mean absolutely nothing to me, whose work I could care less about.

But hey, it's a free internet.
 

twobear

sputum-flecked apoplexy
They'll gif some pop star flipping their hair or smiling like it's supposed to be somehow profound or interesting. And I just don't see it at all. They're obsessed with people whose achievements mean absolutely nothing to me, whose work I could care less about.

But hey, it's a free internet.

I don't think you really understand Pop GAF if you think the reaction gifs are supposed to be profound, hun.

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hip hop gaf doesn't seem to think pusha T is genuine or he's not one of the best rappers of all time rofl. I don't bother with that thread, bunch of elitists, know nothings and a shitload of posturing.

pop gaf i can get behind, at least they dont take themselves seriously and they have funny gifs.
 
hip hop gaf doesn't seem to think pusha T is genuine or he's not one of the best rappers of all time rofl. I don't bother with that thread, bunch of elitists, know nothings and a shitload of posturing.

pop gaf i can get behind, at least they dont take themselves seriously and they have funny gifs.

Yo, you wrong bro.

Pushas cool and all. But Hopsin>>>>Pusha.

Shit Hopsin >>>> Hip hop.
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
Pop GAF is aiight with me, but Pusha is still meh at best
 
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