I have a small penis

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Bamelin said:
I'm long (6+) but not thick. I wish I was thicker. Still lots of ladies like length to touch the sweet spots. As long as I get frisky moving around its all good. Awesome thread haha

I declare this the drunk thread of the night.
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Yeah buddy! I'm drinking some Crown and Cherry Coke and let me say I'm in the same boat as you bro. 6+ inches long and only 4.5in girth. FUCKING PENCIL DICK. I'm glad my girlfriend loves when I actually touch her cervix because it she liked girth, she would have left my ass a long time ago. Now I know how that cop in Deuce Bigelow felt.

"I GOT A THIN DICK!"
 
Revoh said:
5 inches, but if I press down my fat pad it's 6 inches long. The thing is I probably need to go down to a very very low body fat percentage to begin losing fat in that area. And I have tried several times to lose more fat but my body just doesn't want to lose it anymore, even while doing intermittent fasting and stuff like that.
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Have you tried exercise? I can't find any conclusive data saying intermittent fasting is a proven method to diet.
 
Revoh said:
GAF, how can I enlarge my penis? For real.
At this point in my life I'll probably do anything to get a bigger penis.

Does any of you had any success doing some of the exercises found in PE sites? I'm reading about that stuff but I haven't tested it yet.

My girlfriend said "jokingly" that I have a small penis, that shit really hurt :(
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Join the club, gets the job done though so she has no complaints.
 
Darknight said:
What about curves? Anyone have some curves on theirs?
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I'm not long myself, maybe 5 1/2 - 6" fully erect, but its as thick as a late summer cucumber and I have gotten many compliments on my girth over the years. Length isn't everything.
 
Bravest man on GAF. Next you know there's going to be a 2 minute sex thread.
 
Wynnebeck said:
Yeah buddy! I'm drinking some Crown and Cherry Coke and let me say I'm in the same boat as you bro. 6+ inches long and only 4.5in girth. FUCKING PENCIL DICK. I'm glad my girlfriend loves when I actually touch her cervix because it she liked girth, she would have left my ass a long time ago. Now I know how that cop in Deuce Bigelow felt.

"I GOT A THIN DICK!"
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I thought about it and id rather be long and under average girth than small and uber thick... Still both would be nice lol. All the same you see some porn they can't even,get it all the way in. That would SUCK.
 
bill0527 said:
I'm not long myself, maybe 5 1/2 - 6" fully erect, but its as thick as a late summer cucumber and I have gotten many compliments on my girth over the years. Length isn't everything.
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Oh thank god. It's so much easier to increase the girth of my dick than the length.
btw, it's not just watching porn that made me think that bigger is better. It's this sort of thing. Hearing that people get complimented on the size of this part of their body makes it pretty obvious that it's advantageous to be well endowed.
 
Nick Gilronan must have big you-know-whats.

The 27-year-old UPS Store worker who won Brooklyn's smallest penis contest said he's proud of his puny package.

"The size of a man's penis does not matter for who he is as a person or in a relationship," he told Gothamist after his victory Saturday at Kings County Bar.

Gilronan told the website he wanted to "put on a good show for the audience. Looks like my efforts were successful."

According to the New York Post, a crowd of about 100 watched New York City native Gilronan match members with five other contestants, including a 55-year-old from Minnesota who called himself "Rip van Dinkle."

The competition included a swimwear round of "skimpy mesh mankinis" and a Q&A, the Post wrote.

Gilronan was proclaimed the champ and the recipient of $200 as someone sang Elton John's "Tiny Dancer."

“I’m hoping this will look brave to guys who have self-esteem issues and make them feel better about themselves,” he said, according to the tabloid.

In a previous Huffington Post report, one of the event's promoters dubbed the contest as "a pageant for confident people with a sense of humor."

Gilronan's triumph perhaps illustrates that size does indeed matter -- at least, when it comes to self-esteem.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/...t-penis_n_3635388.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

NSFW but doesn't show penis (not that it could anyway amirite or amirite)

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1257605/thumbs/o-SMALLEST-PENIS-570.jpg?6
 
jaxword said:
Wait, you guys last two minutes?
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Who's "you guys?" I'm simply referring to the fact that GAFfers will admit to all sorts of weird shit but never cumming under 20 minutes or a small penis. This is like the first thread of its kind I've ever seen.
 
Quit lying to guys with small dicks and pencil dicks saying size and girth don't matter for a woman. They clearly do. In fact, the vast majority of women like getting their boxes stretched out by a girthy meat stick or two. I mean let's get serious here. As a guy if you were a chick would you want a small skinny dick feeling lost in your tight little pussy? I know I surely wouldn't. In fact, if I was gay I'd want a great girthy dick stretching out my ass and destroying my P-spot instead of a slim jim flailing away uselessly.

Size and girth matters. Anyone else saying otherwise just doesn't want to hurt your feelings for having a small skinny pencil dick.
 
I hate how my cock points straight upwards when I have an erection.

Every morning, I sometimes feel like pissing directly into my face instead of waiting for it to go down.
 
Prez said:
Mine is perfectly straight. From what I've heard (and seen outside porn) that's pretty rare.
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Yeah, the most bizarre compliment I ever got from my girlfriend was that I had a straight dong.

I wouldn't sweat it, OP. You don't have a small dick, you just have an insensitive girlfriend who maybe has a mammoth vagina.
 
cube444 said:
Quit lying to guys with small dicks and pencil dicks saying size and girth don't matter for a woman. They clearly do. In fact, the vast majority of women like getting their boxes stretched out by a girthy meat stick or two. I mean let's get serious here. As a guy if you were a chick would you want a small skinny dick feeling lost in your tight little pussy? I know I surely wouldn't. In fact, if I was gay I'd want a great girthy dick stretching out my ass and destroying my P-spot instead of a slim jim flailing away uselessly.

Size and girth matters. Anyone else saying otherwise just doesn't want to hurt your feelings for having a small skinny pencil dick.
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Angry Grimace said:
Who's "you guys?" I'm simply referring to the fact that GAFfers will admit to all sorts of weird shit but never cumming under 20 minutes or a small penis. This is like the first thread of its kind I've ever seen.
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I have an incredibly small penis and I jizz myself whenever I talk to a girl. It got embarrassing when I had to do a report in front of class and Jenni looked right at me.
 
cube444 said:
Quit lying to guys with small dicks and pencil dicks saying size and girth don't matter for a woman. They clearly do. In fact, the vast majority of women like getting their boxes stretched out by a girthy meat stick or two. I mean let's get serious here. As a guy if you were a chick would you want a small skinny dick feeling lost in your tight little pussy? I know I surely wouldn't. In fact, if I was gay I'd want a great girthy dick stretching out my ass and destroying my P-spot instead of a slim jim flailing away uselessly.

Size and girth matters. Anyone else saying otherwise just doesn't want to hurt your feelings for having a small skinny pencil dick.
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:lol

Sure buddy.

Just whip it out on the first date to save women some trouble then if that's your attitude.
 
Embrace your small penis and become a master at finger banging and oral sex.....with enough practice you will have ellen degen calling you up asking for tips.

Surgery does not work....if you become a champion rugmuncher she will forget about your penis and so will most other girls as most guys are bad to average at oral sex on chicks.

Tips for great oral
1)Kiss around the fury taco first...dont jump right in..build up the anticipation

2) you dont need to jam your fingers up a girl to get her off..find her clit and apply some light rubbing and licking

3) some girls hate getting their bean flicked like your trying to play track and field...slow ..firm with the odd lick thrown in

4) dont just chow down on the vag...play with her tits...rub her earlobes...tickle her ass

5) if your girl likes a bit of assplay stick a finger up her ass and the other in the vag and proceed to move your fingers back and foward. ...you should be able to feel the tips of your fingers through the flesh wall separating her ass and vag...combine with licking

6) a real orgasim is when a girl tenses up and feels hot and clamy...if shes like this after your done you have done it correctly.
 
cube444 said:
Quit lying to guys with small dicks and pencil dicks saying size and girth don't matter for a woman. They clearly do. In fact, the vast majority of women like getting their boxes stretched out by a girthy meat stick or two. I mean let's get serious here. As a guy if you were a chick would you want a small skinny dick feeling lost in your tight little pussy? I know I surely wouldn't. In fact, if I was gay I'd want a great girthy dick stretching out my ass and destroying my P-spot instead of a slim jim flailing away uselessly.

Size and girth matters. Anyone else saying otherwise just doesn't want to hurt your feelings for having a small skinny pencil dick.
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Guy's size can't really be helped, but vagina tightness can certainly be adjusted with certain exercises. So who's fault is it now?
 
ColonelColon said:
This is all well and good, but saying it "doesn't matter as much as technique," is pretty much the same as saying that it matters to you. Most girls would probably take the 9-10 inch godzilla-dong over an average dick, all else being equal.
btw, op, don't try enlargement. It made me impotent.
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I think some women like the idea of a godzilla dong, from a psychological POV, but even then I doubt a majority of those ladies actually prefer the physical sensation of a donkey dick hitting their cervix.

It's just really a problem stemming from our patriarchal culture of dick waving and comparisons, that have lead to unrealistic dick expectations.
 
cube444 said:
Quit lying to guys with small dicks and pencil dicks saying size and girth don't matter for a woman. They clearly do. In fact, the vast majority of women like getting their boxes stretched out by a girthy meat stick or two. I mean let's get serious here. As a guy if you were a chick would you want a small skinny dick feeling lost in your tight little pussy? I know I surely wouldn't. In fact, if I was gay I'd want a great girthy dick stretching out my ass and destroying my P-spot instead of a slim jim flailing away uselessly.

Size and girth matters. Anyone else saying otherwise just doesn't want to hurt your feelings for having a small skinny pencil dick.
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As a guy, do you know what it's like to have a Vagina? Because I certainly don't. Judging from your post it seems like you know everything though.
 
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