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[strata8]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14SWZ-cc59M&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Too hard to watch, can someone sum it up?

 

[littlebirdtoldme]

if you are fat or even just a bit chubby. loose that weight.

the visible part of cock can easily get another 2-4 cm or so.

 

[JohnDoe]

if you are fat or even just a bit chubby. loose that weight.

the visible part of cock can easily get another 2-4 cm or so.

iirc, every 30 lbs you lose, your dick looks an inch bigger.

 

[littlebirdtoldme]

yea thats why all old fat people the bathshouses have small cocks.

 

[Trojita]

iirc, every 30 lbs you lose, your dick looks an inch bigger.

They used to say 15 pounds.

If that was true some fat guys would have 15 inches.

 

[Man]

if a woman isnt confident in you, what does loving your little dick really mean?
He is going to start eating pussy way above his caloric intake needs.

Hilarious.

 

[JohnDoe]

They used to say 15 pounds.

If that was true some fat guys would have 15 inches.

I'd say the fatter you are the more weight loss it takes.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Having a straight dick is the best. You guys are just trying to make excuses for your deformed penises.

Sidebends are inferiour, but upwards/downards bends are evolutionary advantageous.

 

[Forceatowulf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14SWZ-cc59M&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I love this video. Absolute classic.

Notice that what some of the women say at the end of the vid about penis size didn't really jive with their immediate reaction when presented with a large one... and women wonder why so many guys call bullshit on them. I'm sure all those women would be perfectly content with a normal sized penis, but this idea that a larger than normal one wouldn't be more desirable to them is clearly untrue.

The last woman in particular who commented that it was "gross" sure as shit didn't seemed "grossed out" judging by her reaction. I know that look... and that ain't the look of a human being being "grossed out", that's for damn sure. She can lie all she wants but that's the look of a thirsty individual if I ever saw one.

 

[Trojan X]

"Erect - In a room of 1000 guys, 0 should be larger."

Hmm... I'd like to believe that about me but from those porn videos... it makes me want to never believe.

Regarding the OP. Make sure that when you get or if you have a gf you study her like a book. Find all her triggers to make her go crazy without the need for deep DP. If you can do that then you'll be fine.

 

[IceCold]

I love this video. Absolute classic.

Notice that what some of the women say at the end of the vid about penis size didn't really jive with their immediate reaction when presented with a large one... and women wonder why so many guys call bullshit on them. I'm sure all those women would be perfectly content with a normal sized penis, but this idea that a larger than normal one wouldn't be more desirable to them is clearly untrue.

The last woman in particular who commented that it was "gross" sure as shit didn't seemed "grossed out" judging by her reaction. I know that look... and that ain't the look of a human being being "grossed out", that's for damn sure. She can lie all she wants but that's the look of a thirsty individual if I ever saw one.

I think people simply get mesmerized by large dicks. I'm sure that even men would be staring at the dude's pants. But while a woman might get aroused at the sight of a large dick (I think there was research on this), actually getting fucked by that dick might not be as arousing.

 

[Unbounded]

I think people simply get mesmerized by large dicks. I'm sure that even men would be staring at the dude's pants. But while a woman might get aroused at the sight of a large dick (I think there was research on this), actually getting fucked by that dick might not be as arousing.

Dicknosis?

Brb, replacing my entire wardrobe with extremely skin-tight uncomfortable pants.

 

[IceCold]

Dicknosis?

Brb, replacing my entire wardrobe with extremely skin-tight uncomfortable pants.

Just look at all the ancient artifacts we have about dicks and this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

Statues of Priapus were often hung with signs bearing epigrams, collected in Priapeia (treated below), which threatened sexual assault towards transgressors of the boundaries that he protected:


I warn you, boy, you will be screwed; girl, you will be fucked;

a third penalty awaits the bearded thief.

If a woman steals from me, or a man, or a boy,

let the first give me her cunt, the second his head, the third his buttocks.

My dick will go through the middle of boys and the middle of girls,

but with bearded men it will aim only for the top.

 

[SuperSah]

I'm happy with my 8" monster.

Life gooooodddd

 

[Spring-Loaded]

Ironic that this thread is so long. Or maybe it's not ironic

 

[Sialeeds]

I love this thread. It's very interesting to see how men can talk about their penis. They are totally insane. They question themselves too much.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

"Erect - In a room of 1000 guys, 0 should be larger."

Hmm... I'd like to believe that about me but from those porn videos... it makes me want to never believe.

Regarding the OP. Make sure that when you get or if you have a gf you study her like a book. Find all her triggers to make her go crazy without the need for deep DP. If you can do that then you'll be fine.

Don't let porn fool you bro. It's all visual tricks and one in a million guys they find.

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

I love this thread. It's very interesting to see how men can talk about their penis. They are totally insane. They question themselves too much.

Culture and porn can make a man do that.

 

[Cheese Raptor]

If your GF says your cock is small tell her that anal shouldn't be a problem. See how small she thinks it is then.

 

[Mr.Fresh]

Mine is very small when flaccid but when erect its get to be more the 7. That just weirds me out everytime.

 

[Apath]

I think it's safe to assume women care about penis size as much as men care about breast size. Some men greatly prefer smaller or bigger breasts while some women prefer smaller or bigger penises. There isn't a universal preference; it's subjective. Size isn't a huge factor in sexual pleasure until you reach extremes anyway (<4" & >8").

In short: "women don't care about penis size" is as inaccurate as "men don't care about breast size," in that it varies per person.

Agree 100%. The people here shouting one way or another are ridiculous.

I love this thread. It's very interesting to see how men can talk about their penis. They are totally insane. They question themselves too much.

Uh, yeah? Women have it harder, but that doesn't mean men don't suffer from the same image problems in our society.

 

[Trojita]

Don't let porn fool you bro. It's all visual tricks and one in a million guys they find.

He's also probably measuring using the metric system lol.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

This thread:

 

[UrokeJoe]

Big dicks are nice until you have to walk down a hallway sideways.

 

[demon]

Big dicks are nice until you have to walk down a hallway sideways.

Confucius say, "horny man who walk onto airplane sideways is going to bangkok"

 

[weekend_warrior]

Confucius say, "horny man who walk onto airplane sideways is going to bangkok"

lol

 

[Unbounded]

He's also probably measuring using the metric system lol.

Haven't we been measuring in meters this whole time?

 

[Trojan X]

He's also probably measuring using the metric system lol.

Metric system? You are a funny man.

 

[Elija2]

I tried looking for answers.

 

[Cow Mengde]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14SWZ-cc59M&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Eyes up here girls!

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

She "jokingly" said you have a small penis? That's pretty fucked up.

You should "jokingly" suggest she could stand to lose a few pounds. Or something else she'd be insecure about.

Damn.

I suggest you "jokingly" say that she has no walls. That always gets 'em.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Damn.

I suggest you "jokingly" say that she has no walls. That always gets 'em.

I... don't get it.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I... don't get it.

What's not to get?

 

[commedieu]

I... don't get it.

mean's she went back...

 

[hoggert]

Mine is very small when flaccid but when erect its get to be more the 7. That just weirds me out everytime.

Ex of mine refered to this as a "grower." No large difference in size dudes would be "show-ers." lol

 

[Dark Octave]

I... don't get it.

Well, you see they're redesigning the house and so they had to knock down the majority of the walls in order to...*sigh* you'll understand when you get a little older.

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

I... don't get it.

... wait, really?

 

[Arhal_Katarn]

Could be worse dude, you could have a ghost penis...


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=637783

 

[Andrew.]

Im so glad this thread hasn't been locked. It's easily the most entertaining thread I've read on here all year.

 

[PairOfFilthySocks]

He also might be a grower.

I'm definitely a grower. My piece of shit is literally barely more than an inch when nothing's going on, but when happy fun times are happening it manages 6 inches, both in length and circumference.

When people talk about length in general, they're referring to when it's at max salute, right?

 

[soepje]

Thanks to this thread i now know my hubbies penissize precise to the tenth of an inch. Thank you Gaf.

 

[JohnDoe]

When people talk about length in general, they're referring to when it's at max salute, right?

Yeah. Why should anything else matter tbh?

 

[Cow Mengde]

Sorry, I don't get the "no walls" thing either. Unless you mean no hymen?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Sorry, I don't get the "no walls" thing either. Unless you mean no hymen?

think of it like a hotdog down a hallway except in this case the hallway has been renovated into a living room.

 

[weekend_warrior]

think of it like a hotdog down a hallway except in this case the hallway has been renovated into a living room.

That joke is too complicated, it'd be easier just to call her fat.

 

[Cow Mengde]

think of it like a hotdog down a hallway except in this case the hallway has been renovated into a living room.

Ah, I got it. First time I've heard it being used like that, but it makes sense.

 

[zoukka]

Sucks being a grower. But in the end it doesn't matter at all. Give that sucker some blood and it'll inflate like it defies the laws of physics!

 

[demon]

Sucks being a grower. But in the end it doesn't matter at all. Give that sucker some blood and it'll inflate like it defies the laws of physics!

Seriously what is that shit. I'm a bit above average in length but I get serious baby dick when it's cold or I'm working out and the blood is flowin elsewhere. It's like some sort of sick joke.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

mean's she went back...

... wait, really?

What?

think of it like a hotdog down a hallway except in this case the hallway has been renovated into a living room.

Wow, yeah, that's a terrible joke.

 

[THRILLH0]

Statues of Priapus were often hung

I should think so.