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[MetalAlien]

You are too old MetalAlien

We have already established she doesn't like sausage.

 

[Richard Packer]

We have already established she doesn't like sausage.

 

[Pejo]

You got most of the good ones in the OP, but there's still this one:

 

[MetalAlien]

You got most of the good ones in the OP, but there's still this one:

If you want to make a Chris Hemsworth thread go on. This is a Chloe Moretz thread.

 

[O-N-E]

 

[captainraincoat]

well we know who might play Abbie in the LOU movie/series

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Legit wife material. Very low key hot here. I find that irresistible

You completely lose me here.

 

[MGHA]

I have Olsen twin syndrome with her. It's like being attracted to your sister or something.

 

[teezzy]

You completely lose me here.

No footjob and morning pancakes for you then, prude.

 

[MetalAlien]

I don't know what i'm looking at...

 

[teezzy]

A pretty girl with a wider frame and smaller tits

 

[MetalAlien]

A pretty girl with a wider frame and smaller tits

I'm not hating, not for real. You do you. I'm just having fun at Chloe's expense.

 

[teezzy]

I'm not hating, not for real. You do you. I'm just having fun at Chloe's expense.

 

[MetalAlien]

Hey if she was my sister or my neice or something I'd be aggressively defending her good personality.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Legit wife material. Very low key hot here. I find that irresistible

Sorry, but if I came home after work, and that whale with a Wendigo face would be sitting like this in my kitchen and looking at me like that, I would regret that I apparently made some really poor life choices.

Also her feet look like they belong to a homeless.

 

[teezzy]

Whatever you say, Stif

 

[niilokin]

she wouldnt smash me .

 

[brap]

Anti-boner thread. Renob if you will.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

There are dwarf planet sized objects in the Kuyper belt that bend space time less than her shoulders.

 

[Coolwhhip]

I'm not hating, not for real. You do you. I'm just having fun at Chloe's expense.

Can you consider this rich celebrities feelings PLEASE!?

 

[bender]

There are dwarf planet sized objects in the Kuyper belt that bend space time less than her shoulders.

Do you even lift, bro?

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Do you even lift, bro?

 

[bender]

 

[Stiflers Mom]

 

[MetalAlien]

Whatever you say, Stif

Yea that was back before she started to transition...into her final form!

 

[kunonabi]

There are dwarf planet sized objects in the Kuyper belt that bend space time less than her shoulders.

To be fair her shoulders are so perfectly straight and boxy you could set your drink on them if didnt have a table around.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

She has a weird body like most people and no she isn't attractive. She's also super young looking (teen face) and has no plot but those videos are funny and they show me bitch can't park.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Some of you are just jealous of her jawline and shoulders.

 

[davepoobond]

all of the pictures in this thread look good to me. Love a girl who is flexible in unconventional ways

 

[Coolwhhip]

This thread somehow lead me into looking at recent pictures of Emilia Clarke, now that's sad. She is insanely skinny and bad looking now.

 

[Greedings]

She’s the kind of girl who’s hot if you don’t really look at her.

 

[xrnzaaas]

She was hot for pedos on the Internet when she was younger, now she's looking more and more like an adult woman so not anymore I guess.

 

[farmerboy]

Anyone not interested must be under 25 and screwing every second hottie they see on tinder.

Meanwhile, 45yo and 17y married me would smash her into the middle of next week.

 

[and 3 others]

She wears a size 12 mens shoe

 

[Stiflers Mom]

She was hot for pedos on the Internet when she was younger, now she's looking more and more like an adult woman so not anymore I guess.

I remember she looked quite cute when she was younger. Like in Hugo Cabret.
Very interesting and distinct face also.

I thought she'd be a very attractive woman later on, but growing adult she got very unlucky in the body and face shape department, imo.

 

[JokerMM]

i would lick the absolute SHIT out of her armpits that's for sure

 

[Stiflers Mom]

i would lick the absolute SHIT out of her armpits that's for sure

Armpits?

 

[Coolwhhip]

Anyone not interested must be under 25 and screwing every second hottie they see on tinder.

Meanwhile, 45yo and 17y married me would smash her into the middle of next week.

People bashing her looks should post a pic of their gf (a hand in many cases).

 

[Rentahamster]

She's attractive. It is known.

 

[brap]

Imagine how fucking ugly one has to be to stick up for this titless, fridge shaped, quarterback looking, oval ass head, beast of a bitch.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

People bashing her looks should post a pic of their gf (a hand in many cases).

if it wasn't a stupid thing to post pictures of yourself or people you know online, I would gladly post pictures of each of my GFs from over the last 30 years without any qualms that they were at least en par at the same age with what Moretz looks like ->now<- at 23 years old.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Me on the left

I can't tell in this pic if I'm seeing a fat cameltoe, or if she's wearing a diaper ?

 

[and 3 others]

I can't tell in this pic if I'm seeing a fat cameltoe, or if she's wearing a diaper ?

I'm more concerned that she seemingly has a pug for a right knee.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Who?

 

[Husky]

oh my god a thread about my least favorite board of petrified wood

No, she's not attractive. Never was. Could never emote, either.

 

[DESTROYA]

Her head is to round, looks like a basketball with hair.
I’ve dated what I think are much hotter chicks than her.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I'm more concerned that she seemingly has a pug for a right knee.

 

[Kadayi]

I remember she looked quite cute when she was younger. Like in Hugo Cabret.
Very interesting and distinct face also.

I thought she'd be a very attractive woman later on, but growing adult she got very unlucky in the body and face shape department, imo.

Perfect summary. Being short and the round face doesn't do her any favours either, as she still looks incredibly young.

 

[Rean no Kiseki]

Legit wife material. Very low key hot here. I find that irresistible

Feet!

She's just went up brap 's list of fappable girls!

 

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