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[Stiflers Mom]

I'm not surprised. Judging by the way you post you're desperate for any female contact no matter what it is.

Come on, that was uncalled for.

 

[brap]

Come on, that was uncalled for.

Just trying to hold gaf to some standards here.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Come on guys, this is what they want, they want us fighting...

Who is they? Europeans? Ethiopians? Inuits?

 

[and 3 others]

Who is they? Europeans? Ethiopians? Inuits?

Know the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of jeans?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Know the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of jeans?

One was made in China.

 

[and 3 others]

One was made in China.

Pair of jeans only have one fly on them.

 

[diffusionx]

I've seen Hayden in person. I'd guzzle her piss

Her and Hilary Duff are the patrician’s choice

 

[brap]

Her and Hilary Duff are the patrician’s choice

More like Hilary PUFF!

 

[Stiflers Mom]

More like Hilary PUFF!

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

I've seen trans women that looked less manly than her and chloe

Interesting comment since we know what kind of porn you watch

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

I actually suggested her for Samus in the "Brie Larson wants to play Samus in a Metroid movie" thread. Pretty sure people mocked me there too.

Another candidate would be Hayden Panettiere:

Shes got some shoulders too but also tits so maybe Gaf wont be so cruel

Put a paper bag over her 10 story midsection and put pennis in vagina with two sets of labia. She has a horizontal and vertical set. Pull out when green goo from vag immediately when excretion of green goo is visible.

 

[Aesius]

Put a paper bag over her 10 story midsection and put pennis in vagina with two sets of labia. She has a horizontal and vertical set. Pull out when green goo from vag immediately when excretion of green goo is visible.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Put a paper bag over her 10 story midsection and put pennis in vagina with two sets of labia. She has a horizontal and vertical set. Pull out when green goo from vag immediately when excretion of green goo is visible.

 

[highrider]

 

[notseqi]

Imagine if she googled herself and ran into this thread.

You can call me by the way Chloe!

Chloe, call me! I got even broader shoulders!

 

[teezzy]

I'm not surprised. Judging by the way you post you're desperate for any female contact no matter what it is.

And you're clearly disgruntled over a relationship or two which went south.

What's your point?

 

[lock2k]

More like Hilary PUFF!

My god. This bloke gives retarded a whole new meaning but then again...

Spoiler: spoiler

anyone with a foot fetish is retarded

 

[brap]

And you're clearly disgruntled over a relationship or two which went south.

What's your point?

Makes sense why I don't like manly women lmao. Oh wait idk how you came to that conclusion.

 

[Spukc]

My god. This bloke gives retarded a whole new meaning but then again...

Spoiler: spoiler

anyone with a foot fetish is retarded

Stfu and nibble on my wiggly big toe

 

[teezzy]

Makes sense why I don't like manly women lmao. Oh wait idk how you came to that conclusion.

You like chicks with dicks and hairy armpits. My theory is just as half baked as yours. That was my point

 

[Alter_Fridge]

My god. This bloke gives retarded a whole new meaning but then again...

Spoiler: spoiler

anyone with a foot fetish is retarded

How can you say that when Alice Eve has the most picturesque feet on Earth

 

[brap]

You like chicks with dicks and hairy armpits. My theory is just as half baked as yours. That was my point

When the fuck did I say that

 

[Dacon]

Well she is hotter than what anyone photoshopping her pictures can get at least.

There's a low bar.

 

[MaestroMike]

put some gloves on her and get her in the ring mayne !!

 

[MetalAlien]

I actually suggested her for Samus in the "Brie Larson wants to play Samus in a Metroid movie" thread. Pretty sure people mocked me there too.

Another candidate would be Hayden Panettiere:

Shes got some shoulders too but also tits so maybe Gaf wont be so cruel

It looks like she is one of the dwarfs in the hobbit river scene with their head sticking up from a barrel.

 

[appaws]

She has a cute face.

All of you gaf virgins pretending you have these high standards crack me up. You'd fuck her ugly sister.

 

[brap]

She has a cute face.

Citation needed.

 

[MetalAlien]

She has a cute face.

All of you gaf virgins pretending you have these high standards crack me up. You'd fuck her ugly sister.

 

[lock2k]

 

[Melon]

Eh. She's more attractive than me, but her body proportions are fucking weird as hell to the point it is kind of unsettling to look at.

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

She has a cute face.

All of you gaf virgins pretending you have these high standards crack me up. You'd fuck her ugly sister.

Chloe yes, but I would not fuck her ugly sister. You never have enough time to nut before Hayden's green goo does (LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR TOO CRAZY SPOOKY TO DESCRIBE) to you.

 

[highrider]

Man I’d pummel that.

 

[brap]

Man I’d pummel that.

pum·mel
/ˈpəməl/
Learn to pronounce

verb

1. strike repeatedly with the fists.

Agreed

 

[highrider]

Agreed

It’s an expression used to describe a hard, physical fuck.

 

[brap]

It’s an expression used to describe a hard, physical fuck.

Spoiler

i know i was just joking around with you

 

[appaws]

Chloe yes, but I would not fuck her ugly sister. You never have enough time to nut before Hayden's green goo does (LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR TOO CRAZY SPOOKY TO DESCRIBE) to you.

Who is Hayden? Wait does Chloe actually have an ugly sister? Cause I was just using an expression.

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

Who is Hayden? Wait does Chloe actually have an ugly sister? Cause I was just using an expression.

Oh i was just piggybacking on a lame humor post i made earlier in the thread.

 

[appaws]

Oh i was just piggybacking on a lame humor post i made earlier in the thread.

Oh OK. Well I stand by what I said then. All these gaf virgins would not only crawl over broken glass to fuck Chloe, they would fuck her hypothetical, imaginary ugly sister who looks like the kid from Mask.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Oh OK. Well I stand by what I said then. All these gaf virgins would not only crawl over broken glass to fuck Chloe, they would fuck her hypothetical, imaginary ugly sister who looks like the kid from Mask.

Holy shit.

 

[appaws]

People bashing her looks should post a pic of their gf (a hand in many cases).

if it wasn't a stupid thing to post pictures of yourself or people you know online, I would gladly post pictures of each of my GFs from over the last 30 years without any qualms that they were at least en par at the same age with what Moretz looks like ->now<- at 23 years old.

My wife looks like Evan Rachel Wood. But of course I would be murdered if I actually posted a picture of her on the gafs.

Fuck, you copied my joke and got more reactions.
I am doing something wrong.

SM, you have become my absolute favorite gaf poster over the past few weeks.

 

[EviLore]

 

[Cravis]

She has got the whole Haley Joel Osment thing going on where her face is too small for her head.

 

[MetalAlien]

Imagine if she googled herself and ran into this thread.

You can call me by the way Chloe!

Oh can we get one of those Jimmy Kimmel segments where she sees it on live TV!?

 

[Elcid]

Hard pass on this one. Way too mannish and plain for me. Give us more attractive options please.

 

[hariseldon]

Anyone not interested must be under 25 and screwing every second hottie they see on tinder.

Meanwhile, 45yo and 17y married me would smash her into the middle of next week.

Pretty much this. I'd be more than happy to bone her into oblivion.

 

[Mohonky]

Shes not the wafer thin model type; works for me.

 

[UnNamed]

I've seen trans women that looked less manly than her and chloe

We all wonder who you date in your spare time.

 

[GeorgPrime]

I can imagine her being a great husband for Harry Styles

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Shes not the wafer thin model type; works for me.

Depends if you look at her from the front or the side.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I'd do her.