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I have No Idea If Chloe Moretz Is Attractive
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Which color is that one? I forget.
GAMETA
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It relates to body type, overall frame and metabolism.
Basically large framed people, wide shoulders and hips, usually strong but not defined muscles, gains weight/fat with ease, very slow metabolism.
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Super Mario
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If she wasn't famous, she would be just another completely average girl.
But still bangable
But still bangable
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poppabk
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I'm scared to ask which option would make this fappable to you.
MetalAlien
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When I was younger I worked at the Delta Burke shipyard that created Chloe's ankles. It took a 20 man team to set them in place. Some of the largest ankles ever forged there 2nd only to Kirstie Alley.
She is rumored to have 50 diesel engines per muscle strand.
She is rumored to have 50 diesel engines per muscle strand.
GreyHorace
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Man you people are weird. She's a perfectly fine and attractive young woman.
I can't understand GAF sometimes, dunking on a babe like her.
I can't understand GAF sometimes, dunking on a babe like her.
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MetalAlien
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Chloe is the only unmodified cis women to get denied entry into the ladies room.
MetalAlien
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Serena Williams thinks Chloe is "too manish".
Stiflers Mom
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@Mods: Can we merge this one with the 'Chonkers' thread?
Alter_Fridge
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Yeah she good
EverydayBeast
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Before this thread I forgot about her
DESTROYA
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Yeh we forgot about you too.
Mitsuda Maniac
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OP, you have been wanting to bang "Hit Girl" for years, haven't you?
Is she's ugly? Of course not. But the mix between big shoulders and small tits just don't work.
Stiflers Mom
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Imo there is some more off on her when it comes to ratios.
* Her face is too small compared to the size of her head. Has that slight Orang-Utan effect with the sides next to her face having too much space.
* Her chest is too flat for the size of her shoulders, which looks manly.
* her waist is too much in line with her chest area and hips. Looks manly.
* her thighs and upper arms look huge. Also manly.
Her facial features (eyes, nose, mouth) are actually still quite attractive. It's just that the rest of her body has grown in a weird way that undermines those advantages she has completely.
I don't have any idea how you could even "repair" that.
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partime
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I know they sign up for this, but really? This shit pisses me off.
Godzilla Emu
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I nearly spat out my beer when I read that.
...I guess I have two things on common with Chloe Moretz
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Alfen Dave
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cuzshe has that kiddie face look
GymWolf
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She is far from ugly or a monster, but i get how many people are turned out by that bodytype.
I think that doing body building kinda make me more open to muscolar\big boned girls compared to other men.
I find her cute enough to be fuckable but not beatiful or gorgeous or anything.
I think that doing body building kinda make me more open to muscolar\big boned girls compared to other men.
I find her cute enough to be fuckable but not beatiful or gorgeous or anything.
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Stiflers Mom
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Tell us how to go on with that, we don't have any idea about that topic.
OmegaSupreme
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No tiddies. Man shoulders. No thanks.
BlackOlivesMatter
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Had no idea who she was, but she looked familiar so I did the old IMDB search and saw she was the star of The 5th Wave.
Now I know where I've seen her, that movie was kind of ok. Cute face though.
Now I know where I've seen her, that movie was kind of ok. Cute face though.
DESTROYA
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Let’s do that you go first since you are the expert
ValiantTraveler
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She's quite attractive. Would.
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Deleted member 1159
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She's got the body type Samus should really have under the armor. Also, would.
lock2k
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This is actually a pretty interesting analysis.
Stiflers Mom
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Fuck, you copied my joke and got more reactions.
I am doing something wrong.
WhiskeyDiver
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Bareback
No pullout
Zero regrets.
She pretty.
No pullout
Zero regrets.
She pretty.
teezzy
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I actually suggested her for Samus in the "Brie Larson wants to play Samus in a Metroid movie" thread. Pretty sure people mocked me there too.
Another candidate would be Hayden Panettiere:
Shes got some shoulders too but also tits so maybe Gaf wont be so cruel
brap
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I've seen trans women that looked less manly than her and chloeI actually suggested her for Samus in the "Brie Larson wants to play Samus in a Metroid movie" thread. Pretty sure people mocked me there too.
Another candidate would be Hayden Panettiere:
Shes got some shoulders too but also tits so maybe Gaf wont be so cruel
Captain Zyrain
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Aren't big shoulders like a swimmers thing? I seem to remember the swimming girls always having gigantic shoulders.
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I've seen Chloe's asshole, so I'll disagree.
teezzy
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brap
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I'm not surprised. Judging by the way you post you're desperate for any female contact no matter what it is.
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SLoWMoTIoN
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Too short/face not pretty enough to be Samus. They don't even have bird dna in them lol.I actually suggested her for Samus in the "Brie Larson wants to play Samus in a Metroid movie" thread. Pretty sure people mocked me there too.
Another candidate would be Hayden Panettiere:
Shes got some shoulders too but also tits so maybe Gaf wont be so cruel
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Come on guys, this is what they want, they want us fighting...
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