I just bought myself a $30 American breakfast

Maiden Voyage

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I got myself some lox bagel, a few ounces of mocha, a whole damn chocolate croissant and I'm washing it down with the sweet satisfaction that everyone can suck my dick because I'm eating breakfast FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOd.

Post your breakfast, cause it's not better than mine.
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Heavens to Betsy, and Lord have mercy! The Harvey Weinstein of Breakfast over here, ordering people to suck his dick on a croissant-fueled power trip lmao
 
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in before someone posts the famous gaf meme about the 30 dollar italian food or whatever the fuck it was
This thread has absolutely no relation to that.

Heavens to Betsy, and Lord have mercy! The Harvey Weinstein of Breakfast over here, ordering people to suck his dick on a croissant-fueled power trip lmao
The Harvey Weinstein of Breakfast is going in my obituary.
 
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I got myself some lox bagel, a few ounces of mocha, a whole damn chocolate croissant and I'm washing it down with the sweet satisfaction that everyone can suck my dick because I'm eating breakfast FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOd.

Post your breakfast, cause it's not better than mine.
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30 dollars for that, goddamn.

Also that is way too much food for just a breakfast.
 
30 dollars for that, goddamn.

Also that is way too much food for just a breakfast.
Yeah, I couldn't eat the croissant so I'm kind of glad it wasn't any good.

Which part of your breakfast is american ? Lox is "American jewish", coffee and croissant are older than Christopher Columbus ?
The part where I left my American hotel, walked down the American street, entered the American establishment, ordered in American, and paid with my American Express, and ate it with my American mouth.
 
I thought this was going to be a complaint/food review thread at first from the title.

I was pleasantly surprised to see a legitimately nice breakfast :)
 
I believe a top quality croissant should not need any sweet topping, as its flavour should stand on its own. Coffee could also ruin the taste of it, so hot chocolate or tea would be preferable. If the croissant was an Italian pastry instead of Austrian, then I think the Italians would probably shout at you for ordering coffee with it.
 
I believe a top quality croissant should not need any sweet topping, as its flavour should stand on its own. Coffee could also ruin the taste of it, so hot chocolate or tea would be preferable. If the croissant was an Italian pastry instead of Austrian, then I think the Italians would probably shout at you for ordering coffee with it.
Good thing I'm in America where freedom reigns.
 
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My wife and I went out yesterday to pick fresh blueberries. So this morning, we made waffles.
 
Thank you for supporting our small business ??!
 
My boss is going to ask me why I didn't just cook a normal breakfast in my hotel room when he sees this expense report. :messenger_loudly_crying:
 
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