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[TraBuch]

It's been a long time since I've had a Blizzard so I thought "Hey, I should get a Blizzard", so I went and got a Blizzard. After browsing the menu for a while, I decided on an Oreo Blizzard. Oreo, not a mix of different flavors, just Oreo. I come home, dress down, settle on my couch and have a few bites. Delicious, I'm in a state of orgasmic bliss, but then I take another bite and what do I taste? Fucking peanut butter. Peanut butter in my fucking Oreo Blizzard. I didn't order a fucking Oreo and Reese's Blizzard, I don't fucking like peanut butter. Knowing the entire Blizzard was ruined, I immediately threw it away and brushed my teeth, trying to get rid of the taste of shit. After a few minutes of brushing and gargling and flossing, the taste is finally gone, but the memory isn't. I can still picture the moment I bit into that Reese's vividly.

Needless to say, my night is ruined and I'm furious. What should I do? Can I sue? Go back and demand to speak to the manager? Demand an apology and free gift cards? Demand that the person who made my Blizzard take a bite of Reese's so she understands my misery? Help me out GAF, I know at least some of you have felt the pain I'm feeling. Reese's suck.

 

[johnsmith]

Go back and demand some free chicken tendies from the manager.

 

[xxracerxx]

go ly down

 

[jchap]

go ly dow

 

[markofhavoc]

I wish I had your free time, also Reeses is better

 

[HUELEN10]

You threw away evidence and got mad?

That's not gonna amount to much for you I'm afraid.

 

[TheGeniusArcana]

Call a doctor

 

[Amory]

Yer nuts. Peanut butter is gud

 

[MIMIC]

Sue those fucks. Negligent infliction of emotional distress.

 

[privitsan02]

Lmao you threw away the evidence?

 

[Kusagari]

I don't know how a human being that hates Reese's can exist.

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

You really threw away an entire blizzard because of one pieces of Reeses that happened to stick on the mixer when they were getting your product ready?

Complain to the manager? Really? Really?

Reeses is better than Oreo anyway.

 

[Bare Grills]

it was rat crap. sue the hell out of that place

 

[OSHAN]

Endure.

 

[BinaryPork2737]

Have you tried feeding pizza to the trash can you threw the Blizzard into yet?

 

[Hex]

Find the nearest person to you and ask them to slap the shit out of you until you gain some common sense.


Oh and spoiler, you will not get a tag from this.

 

[TheBryanJZX90]

You threw away evidence and got mad?

That's not gonna amount to much for you I'm afraid.

I was going to say this sounds like a HUELEN10 kind of overreaction

 

[Ibuki]

You should just give up now, preferring Oreos to Reese's should have been your first clue that it's over.

 

[hunchback]

I would sue them for obvious mental trauma and suffering.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Is this real life?

This is a joke thread right?

 

[MattKeil]

I don't fucking like peanut butter.

Cylon detected. Get him.

 

[Hip Hop]

go back and tip them

 

[johnny_park]

Where does one buy these blizzards?

 

[MultiJhonny]

ask for some free chicken tendies

 

[lethial]

You've done enough, you made a thread about it on GAF.

 

[Guess Who]

Unless you have a peanut allergy this is the saddest hissy fit I've ever seen

 

[God Dayumm]

Peanut allergies could get a business in trouble but I'm sure somewhere they have a warning that the Oreos were processed in peanut facilities so you are out of luck.

 

[Vesmir]

Show them this thread and then go choke on a Oreo.

 

[styl3s]

This is like finding a curly fry in your normal fries you eat it and enjoy the extra treat that the food gods have blessed upon you.

 

[Bsigg12]

They did you a favor. Oreos over Reese's peanut butter cups in a Blizzard? What is wrong with you? Now if it was a Reese's Pieces I would be right there with you until the end but peanut butter cups are king.

 

[Aske]

Go back and complain until they make reparations. If you're aggressive enough, they'll believe you even without evidence; so don't be coy.

 

[Wallach]

from what i can tell you need to kick your own ass

 

[blame space]

you should have got a Reese's blizzard from the start, the universe is sending you a message.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

oreos are garbage compared to the god tier candy that is Reese's

 

[Exr]

Go to a gym

 

[LycanXIII]

If you're not allergic, no one's going to care.

 

[styl3s]

Peanut allergies could get a business in trouble but I'm sure somewhere they have a warning that the Oreos were processed in peanut facilities so you are out of luck.

Allergen Statement: DQ locations contain allergens that may come into contact with your food. Since allergens are present in every DQ location and cross-contact can easily occur, we cannot guarantee any item to be allergen free nor the accuracy of the data as it relates to prepared menu items at a location. We suggest you inform the restaurant of any allergies prior to ordering and ask to see the ingredient listing on the packaging for the product you would like to purchase.

From their allergy and nutrition facts.

 

[Joyful]

this injustice will not stand op
you know what to do

 

[nillah]

Embrace it

 

[PSqueak]

I don't believe this story.

You expect us to beleive there is someone out there who doesn't like the taste of Reese's pieces? Pffft, as if. We'd believe your story if you said you were alergic or something, but nah, ya big phony.

 

[Jerbs]

Or, you could just let it go.

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

The toppings are prone to jump their little plastic containers and mix a bit. Sometimes shit just happens. Give it some time. Things will get better.

 

[Shaanyboi]

Rise...

deshi deshi basara basara
deshi deshi basara basara

 

[Korigama]

Where does one buy these blizzards?

Dairy Queen, but they all seem to just go by DQ for short these days.

No idea if OP is serious, but unless they have a peanut allergy, this seems like an overreaction for something so minor.

 

[NsirhC]

Demand that the traitorous employee that served you the oreo blizzard is forced to endure the same fate....


Make them eat Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

Then they'll know your pain.

 

[weemadarthur]

Go back to DQ and barf up the evidence. Get your hard earned money back!

 

[Affeinvasion]

How does GAF even make it through a single day in the real world?

 

[timothyonfire]

Understand that mistakes happen and the person who made it is human just like you.

Next time save the evidence and show it to them to get your money back or a free one over the piece of peanut butter that you had to endure.

 

[Nudull]

Set it on fire.

 

[Jerbs]

How does GAF even make it through a single day in the real world?

By venting on GAF. It's a coping mechanism.