I just found a piece of Reese's in my Oreo Blizzard, what do I do?

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The toppings are prone to jump their little plastic containers and mix a bit. Sometimes shit just happens. Give it some time. Things will get better.

Eh, all Dairy queens in my town have the toppings in little individual bag units precisely so this doesnt happen, i always assumed this was a thing world wide.
 
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Dairy Queen, but they all seem to just go by DQ for short these days.

No idea if OP is serious, but unless they have a peanut allergy, this seems like an overreaction for something so minor.
Of course, they could always make up the story of having a peanut allergy and then sue Dairy Queen for millions.

That's how this stuff works, right?
 
Eh, all Dairy queens in my town have the toppings in little individual bag units precisely so this doesnt happen, i always assumed this was a thing world wide.

My years of working at DQ (AMERICAN OWNED proudly displayed on all advertising) were spent forcefully segregating the toppings and popping handfuls of cookie dough in the walk-in freezer.
 
You remind me of that guy who sued the energy drink thing company over the "you will fly/grow wings" slogan.
Calm down, m8.
 
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi.
 
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Seriously though why didn't you just go back and ask for a new one? It's not like you let it sit for 20 minutes before eating, it's fucking ice cream.
 
I don't like peanuts or peanut butter either, but I get over it. You're not allergic, so get over yourself and enjoy your damn blizzard.
 
Have you ever heard of "Shared environment"? You can't complain when things get mixed. It happens. Unless you're allergic to the peanut butter in a Reese's, though the "shared environment" thing still stands.
 
Woah, OP, I hear you bruh, these people are all haters. Peanut butter is the devils jizz. Sue them for emotional distress and something else, I dunno, being a bunch of assholes or some shit.
 
I feel ya, OP. I just made some Spaghetti-Os and I'm pretty sure several of them came out of the can like the letter 'C.' This is some bullshit. It says Spaghetti-Os on the can, not Spaghetti-Cs.
 
They did you a favor
 
OP is wrong. About everything. Ever.

You should feel very bad for a very long time.
 
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