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[Alligatorjandro]

It's illegal to masturbate

 

[RecursiveFault]

It's illegal to masturbate

Public indecency is illegal (in the States, anyway), it's also a fetish

¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[Darth Karja]

Public indecency is illegal, it's also a fetish

¯_(&#12484_/¯

Is it indecent if he covered it with the coat?

 

[kamakazi5]

Maybe he was just washing his ferret.

This will be my new term.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Public indecency is illegal (in the States, anyway), it's also a fetish

¯_(&#12484_/¯

Year but it's also illegal to masturbate anywhere.

 

[hipbabboom]

It's illegal to masturbate

Actually I think OP may possibly be able to have the guy registered as sex offender.

 

[Dad]

I wish i had a ferret dick. Seems more versatile

 

[Oersted]

 

[kamakazi5]

This would a great endless gif without his name on there. This thread has been great.

 

[RedRum]

Holy shit at the gifs in this thread. LoL.

 

[Baka Sempai]

I made a diagram explaining:

I also made a diagram of someone who stares for a whole 30 minutes THEN calls the cops.

 

[dab0ne]

"Well, did he cum, or what?"

Iunderstoodthatreference.gif

 

[InfiniteBento]

I also made a diagram of someone who stares for a whole 30 minutes THEN calls the cops.

I called them 5 minutes after I saw him but they didn't show up until 30 minutes later. >____>

 

[Vestal]

Came in expecting Daffy Duck.


Left disappointed..

Shame on you gaf!

Here

 

[AGITΩ]

Read the thread title, then read the first 3 words on the post

So I came

stopped reading there. I'm satisfied.

 

[Ben Morales]

I made a diagram explaining:

I wish mine was that cute!!

OP what jokes did the cops say? Lmao

 

[Dr Prob]

...There was a dude sitting in that suv fapping like the world was going to end any minute.

World's about to end in 3 hours, what do you try to finish?

 

[zeemumu]

 

[Gordon Shumway]

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Someone I knew at university saw a guy doing this in a parking lot. At the trial, the defence lawyer asked if she was sure it wasn't a submarine sandwich: "Uh, very sure."

 

[Perfect Cha0s]

lol

You watched and called the cops?

 

[TimorousPanda]

Shoulda told him to beat it.

 

[Emperor Bohe]

Why gaf why

 

[Thebeardofknowledge]

OP

Why would you call the cops ?

 

[Joey Fox]

Sometimes you just can't hold it. I've done this.

 

[Omega]

why are you watching someone fap, then complain about it? you should be paying him for the entertainment, not calling the cops on him

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

He stopped briefly when I opened the window and started looking around but I hid and peeked through the blinds to see what he was going to do next.

Right here, you became a willing participant. He probably knew you saw him as well.

 

[Avixph]

Which one is you?

 

[rtcn63]

I called the police and reported it only for them to show up 30 minutes later and to crack masturbating jokes then leave.

The cops were probably just waiting for the guy to finish. They don't get paid enough to be dealing with weirdos covered in spooge.

 

[Astral Dog]

was he handsome?

 

[v1lla21]

I bet his wrist hurts from hitting the steering wheel so much.

 

[Pinko Marx]

The man was fapping for 30 fucking minutes?

 

[Carnby]

Alright, what movie is this from?

 

[rtcn63]

Alright, what movie is this from?

Requiem for a Dream I think

 

[I Stalk Alone]

The twist is that window is actually a mirror.

 

[Seductivpancakes]

I called them 5 minutes after I saw him but they didn't show up until 30 minutes later. >____>

Cops were probably watching too.

 

[Killer Queen]

The replies in this thread are gold.
A little concerned as to why OP continued to watch.

 

[Macattk15]

Requiem for a Dream I think

Nah.

I don't know what it is but I don't think its that.

 

[Astral Dog]

Alright, what movie is this from?

Its from "We need to talk about Kevin".

 

[Zukuu]

Admit it op, you were touching yourself while "observing" this man.

 

[Avixph]

The twist is that window is actually a mirror.

But the OP is a woman.

 

[PaperFlame]

So let me get this right, you called the police and just watched after..? Maybe the cops should of questioned you too..

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I don't know what is going on.

 

[Carnby]

Its from "We need to talk about Kevin".

Geezus, i heard that was a bad movie. The gif seals the deal.

 

[Condom]

Reporting him is kind of a dickhead move OP

 

[I Stalk Alone]

But the OP is a woman.

An even better twist.

Well, beside the dick twisting.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

Its from "We need to talk about Kevin".

And I'm guessing that gif contains the precise moment they need to talk about.

 

[Ayt]

i can't even figure out the logistics of this, wouldn't your hands just constantly be hitting each other

No, no, no. You do right hand, then left hand, then right hand, and keep alternating hand over hand quickly and efficiently so the head is never neglected.

 

[BamfMeat]

Geezus, i heard that was a bad movie. The gif seals the deal.

It's actually a really good and disturbing movie. Based on a book IIRC.

OP - you shoulda videotaped. There's a total fetish out there for that.

 

[Shauni]

I called them 5 minutes after I saw him but they didn't show up until 30 minutes later. >____>

But you still watched the whole time right?