Halloween Ends is easily the worst entry in the series. Imagine being able to say that when The Curse of Michael Myers and Resurrection exists.
Just to get this out of the way, as I’ve said before here, I’m a horror fan, particularly a huge fan of the A Nightmare on Elm Street series, also grew up on the Halloween and Friday the 13th franchises. I am not one of those people who cares about kill count in a movie, though I do welcome the kills, I just don’t care if there are 5 or 55. I want a good story. Some people watch them for the kills and complained they didn’t like this movie because people didn’t die every 5 minutes.
This movie did not provide a good story for me whatsoever.
Without spoiling anything……
Michael living like a fucking ninja turtle and making a friend is hilarious.
Making Corey’s character more important in this movie than Michael is horseshit, no one wanted to watch this movie for Corey. Fans wanted to see closure in the Laurie vs Michael story. How the fuck you gonna put Michael in it for a total of 10 minutes, are you batshit crazy? This movie jumped around, had multiple characters that you just couldn’t connect to, you didn’t care if they died, had short scenes that ended as quickly as they began, things that just didn’t make any sense, Michael being a weak bitch, really? I mean, we get it, he’s like 70 now, but, you still can’t make this feared killer a weak pile of shit. If you’re going to do that, why bother making this movie?
The ending seemed rushed, like they just really wanted to end it and not really put much emotion (for the viewer) in to it, like you want to feel relief for Laurie, you want to walk away satisfied that she’s closed this chapter and you just instead walk away empty. I think the “rushed” feel was also attributed to the fact Michael is hardly in the movie, so, even though he’s been wanting to kill Laurie forever, you don’t feel what you’re supposed to be feeling when the end comes. You instead feel like a dummy for wasting 1.5 hours of your day watching this mess.
If you’ve seen Jason Goes to Hell, this is the Halloween version. The 2018 one was pretty good, they should have ended it there. Nice 40th anniversary conclusion, but, no, we were subjected to Halloween Kills, which I thought was going to be the worst Halloween movie….until Halloween Ends came out.