Nitty_Grimes
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
Sweetie lol.
Sweatie is something else.
Sweatie is something else.
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I made a burner Instagram account and had a funny encounter with a scammer
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Nitty_Grimes
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
What the fuck is a genuinely nice girl doing on Instagram sending messages to a weirdo with a tash and cigar?
The Cockatrice
Banned
The world is full of twists.
Nitty_Grimes
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
Indeed it could be a REEEEEEEEE member he is talking to.
teezzy
Banned
BlackOlivesMatter
Banned
teezzy
Banned
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
gotdamn, I swear these camera filters these bitches use is worse than black magic..
GHG
Member
This is the twist where you start to regret not messaging her on your real IG account.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Nitty_Grimes
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
Nitty_Grimes
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
So your ex fucked your best friend and you caught them in your bed.
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Deleted member 801069
Unconfirmed Member
I would reverse image search her pics if I wasn’t so lazy
the fact that she has no one she knows in real life commenting on her pics is pretty telling tho
the fact that she has no one she knows in real life commenting on her pics is pretty telling tho
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Deleted member 801069
Unconfirmed Member
over/under before she starts sending feet pics?I'm going for broke
BigBooper
Member
Invite her for Christmas dude.
I don't think it's real... but im trying to bait "her" into linking me somewhere or asking me for something, and its just not happening
eot
Banned
FTFY
Nitty_Grimes
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
Just be like okay small talk is all well and good and we can carry on like this by all means but what exactly can I offer you to help out?
BlackOlivesMatter
Banned
No fetish threads
Rillania
Gold Member
If she asks for a pic, just pull some lame excuse like you have an older phone and the camera isn't working / is acting up, but you're planning on buying a new one soon. Then promise you'll send her a photo as soon as you do. Or something along those lines. Might buy you more time.
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teezzy
Banned
Nitty_Grimes
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
Run with it, see if she really is that stupid. Maybe crop it a little.
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teezzy
Banned
I don't understand their end game at this point
So they respond with a photo theyve already uploaded to Instagram as a fake, then (see on the left) they added a new picture referencing me specifically
ask for feet and i get hands
maybe they've read:
www.neogaf.com
at what point do they try to get my info? what am i even doing at this point? where did i go wrong in life?
So they respond with a photo theyve already uploaded to Instagram as a fake, then (see on the left) they added a new picture referencing me specifically
ask for feet and i get hands
maybe they've read:
Female hand appreciation thread |OT|
Hands. Just like attractive women - they're hard not to love. There's a lot to be said for hands. For instance, one could say that without our hands, and attached opposable thumbs, humanity as a whole would never have made even a fifth of the advancements we have today. You could attest...
at what point do they try to get my info? what am i even doing at this point? where did i go wrong in life?
poodaddy
Member
Yo I don't care how gay this is.....that's a sexy fuckin old dude man. I hope I'm that jacked when I'm his age. He looks like he's at least 60 man, it's crazy hard to maintain that level of size and muscularity at that age, let alone any age really.
Close enough?
King of Foxes
Banned
Tell her a story about the time you saw a sasquatch
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Daddy like
BlackOlivesMatter
Banned
Ask her if she's ever sang "Damn, I wish I was your lover" to a cheesecake
Captain Zyrain
Member
This is the weirdest catfish I've ever seen.. it makes me think maybe she is real? But if so, is she super dumb? What is happening.
BlackOlivesMatter
Banned
This would be the greatest twist ending since Sleepaway CampMaybe she's secretly a GAF lurker and saw that you're trying to mess with her, so she's turning the tables to mess with you.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Usually they try to get you to spend money on them by now.
teezzy
Banned
Its weird.
im openly begging to be catfished at this point, we're both just LARPing and now its kinda uncomfortable
